Ok hey this is "A girls Life"
I do not own YGO.

Summary: Bakura uses a revenge spell on Yami. Little does Bakura knew that this spell backfired, turining him into that girl!

WARNING: contains Yuri or Yaoi..uh...i think -_-'
Bakura's name will be Ryouka

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It was another horrible day for Ryou as he entered the gameshop.

Serenity: Oh Ryou! what happened? (looks at his black eye)

Ryou: Bakura did it..

Tea: Again!?

Ryou: (sighs) Im afraid so...

Yami: You should learn self defence

Yugi: It will help you

Ryou: (shrugs) I guess I can try.

Bakura walks in with an evil smirk on his face.

Bakura: Well hello there little girl

Ryou: (remains silent)

Bakura: Aww is the little girl mad at me? (pouts)

Tea: Lay off him Bakura

Bakura: (glares at Tea) Stay out of this Frienship Ranting freak!

Yami: The only freak here is you.

Bakura: (scoffs)

Joey: oh! Yami dissed you!

Bakura:(growls) SIT DOWN PUPPY

Just as Joey was about to punch Bakura, Serenity blocked the way

Serenity: Joey no fighting!

Bakura: (laughs) Ha! Your going to let this little girl stop you from hiting me?

Joey: (growls) No. You better sleep with one eye open! because im going to kill you!!!

Bakura: (blinks) Uhh joey..im already dead..and i don't sleep.

Joey: .....

Tea: You don't?

Yugi and the others: ...

Bakura: Is it that big of a shock!?

Yami: yes.

Bakura: Oh shut up pharoh

Ryou:(glances at Bakura) Maybe you should just keep quiet

Bakura: (Looks at Ryou)What you say little girl??

Serenity and Tea look at Bakura and Ryou. Yami speaks up.

Yami: Uhh how can he look like a girl? You looks exactly like him....So therfore your calling yourself a girl.!

Bakura: (keeps growling, giving Yami cut eye)

Joey: OH DISSED AGAIN. Good job Yami! (high fives Yami)

Yami high fives back.

Serenity begins to feel sorry for Bakura. As she watches him leave the gameshop angrily.

Serenity: (looks at Yami coldly) Do you not have a heart!

Yami: (looks at Serenity dumbfounded) What do you mean?! I didnt do anything!

Serenity: (sighs and walks out of the gameshop, with a following Tea)

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Ishizu: No Marik you will not take over the world, until after you eat your vegetables!

Marik: Awwww!

The doorbell rings as Ishizu goes to answer she gives Marik an evil look.

Ishizu: Oh hi Ryou! (smiles)

Bakura: uhh its not Ryou. Its Bakura

Ishizu: oh. Sorry.

Bakura: Can i see Marik for a sec?

Ishizu: Oh im sorry but Marik cannot play with you now. He isn't eating his vegetables

Bakura: (thinks) well if you let me in, i'll make sure he finishes his veggies.

Ishizu thinks: Ok then (lets Bakura inside her home)

Bakura walks to the kitchen where he see's an angry Marik. Marik look up and smiles at Bakua

Marik: Oh glad your hear! (gives Bakura his plate) Eat this for me!!

Bakura: (Groans) IM NOT HERE TO EAT YOUR FOOD!

Marik: then why are you here?

Bakura: I need ideas for revenge

Marik: Who pissed you off this time?

Bakura: Yami...

Marik: Figures. (sighs)

Bakura: If you help me i'll get rid of this for you (holds the plate)

Marik: Deal!

Bakura stuffs the food inside his shirt disgusted. Ishizu enters the room

Ishizu: Oh! you finished your veggies. You can go play now

Marik: (smiles like a little child) ok (walks upstairs to the attic with a following Bakura)

Marik jumps in a pile of boxes

Bakura: What are you doing?? (gains closer as Marik pulls a book in front of his face)

Marik: Finding you your revenge!

Bakura: (looks at the book) By hitting him?

Marik: (sweats) NO DUMBASS! (rolls eyes) There is this spell in here that can make anyone turn into the opposide sex

Bakura: (blinks)

Marik: Meaning we can turn Yami into a girl.

Bakura: ohh

Marik: pulls out a peice of paper.

Bakura: Are you sure this will work?

Marik: Yes.

Bakura: Are you REALLY sure?

Marik: (Still writing the spell on the peice of paper; not looking up) yes.

Bakura: ok...You sure?

Marik: (growling) YES FOR RA'S SAKE YES I SHOULD KNOW

Bakura: How..?

Marik: (sweatdrops) Uhhh....(whispers) Ishizu put this spell on me once....

Bakura: (Starts laughing)

Marik: okok no more laughing...

Bakura:(still cracking up)

Marik: (angrily throws the book at the laughing Yami's head, Making Bakura fall back)

Bakura: ow..(rubbing his head)

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Yami: I hope seren isn't mad at me...

Joey: For what?

Yami: For telling Bakura off

Yugi: Don't worry, she's the kind of person to forgive

Tristan: Yes remember when i accidently walked in her room and she was half naked?

Yugi: (eyes shoot open, motioning his hands to tell Tristan to shut up)

Tristan: She still forgave me-

Joey: (face flushes red with anger) YOU SAW MY SIS NAKED!?!!?

Tristan:(Laughing nervously) Not tottally naked...more like the top half,,,

Joey:(lunges at Tristan)

Ryou:(sweatdrops)

...Bakura enters the gameshop, once again.

Yami: (crosses his arms) Hmmph looking for more humiliation?

Bakura: (Looks at Yami) Can it pharoh.

Joey had Tristan in a headlock. They both stop fighting and watched the two Yami's closely.

Serenity and Tea enter the gameshop

Tea: Oh not again...

Serenity: (blinks) why do guys fight...

Tea: I think its called hormones.

Serenity: oh.

Yami awaits for Bakura.

Bakura rummages through his pocket.

Yami: What are you looking for?

Bakura: (pulling gum, a pocket knife and keys out of his pocket) wait..

Yami: (grows more impatient) Well???

Bakura: (growls) WAIT!

Everyone: ....

Bakura: (grins) Aha! (pulls out the spell and starts to chant)

Yami: What the.....!?

Ryou: Whats he doing? (looks at Yami, who is speachless)

A strong beam of light surrounds Bakura. A stream of light heads towards Yami, his eyes was wide open with shock; As Yami ducks the beam reflects off the mirror that Yami was standing in front of. Bakura flips over the chair as he is blinded by the powers light.

Bakura stands up running his head. Everyone watches him with disbelief. Bakura looks around.

Bakura: crap!(still rubs his head and noticed everyone looking at him.) What!?

Joey: (first to laugh) hahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!(falls off his feet)

Ryou giggles and so do the girls.

Bakura stands their dumbfounded

Yami and tristan start to laugh, Just a Yami moves out of the mirro, Bakura gets a chance to know what was funny. HE WAS A GIRL!!!!

Bakura's noticed that he was shorter. He moved his hands around his thight, a light curve gave him shape. His hair was shorter with more layers. Bakura walked closer to the mirror shocked. His eyes gave him a feminem look.

Bakura; oh..my..ra...

Yami: (calms down from laughing) Well well Bakura...Like what you see?

Tristan: Smart move!!

Joey: (slaps Bakuras back still laughing) HAH! This must be a shock to you bakura...bakura?

Bakura stands there..

Serenity looks at his face: Uhhh...

Joey: Whats wrong sis?

Serenity: Bakura just passed out standing up

Everyone remains silent for a few seconds.......only to start cracking up again.

Ryou, Seren and Tea: (-_____-;;;)
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Well this chapter is done. More to come. Next chapter is Mall Mayhem. Ill give you alittle preveiw.

Ryouka walked in the lingerie store.

Ryouka (o_____O;;;;)

Serenity: Whats wrong?

Ryouka: Whats this?!!? (pulls out a red underwear, that looked like a peice of string)

Mai: Oh! thats called a thong.(smiles)

Ryouka: (o_O; looks at the thong strangely)

~THERE IS THE PREIVEW!! PLEASE R/R!~