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This chapter contains some yuri

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Bakura regained conciousnous.

Bakura: (rubbing his head hopeing all this was a dream)

Yami and the guys finally stopped laughing. They all put on their serious faces. Bakura glares at them

Bakura: What are you all looking at!? (growls)

Joey: You.

Bakura:(pauses) That was a dream...wasnt it?

Serenity: (shakes her head)It wasnt a dream; Your a girl alright

Bakura:(groans)

Yugi: (smiles) Look on the bright side-

Bakura: (looks at Yugi) WHAT BRIGHT SIDE????!

Yugi:(Steps back) This is good dicipline

Bakura: grr

Yugi: (hides behind Yami)

Tea and Seren: (-____-;)

Tea: What should we say if anyone askes about Bakura?

Serenity: Especially Kaiba. He's going to get suspicious

Tristan: I think we should just tell Kaiba that Bakura went back to Egypt. And this is Ryou's cousin

All look at Tristan

Tristan:(Looks at them all) What?

Tea: For once Tristan. Thats not a bad idea

Bakura:(Fumes) I WILL NOT REMAIN LIKE THIS AS RYOU'S 'COUSIN'. Hmmph (cross his arms)

Yami: Stick with it.

Yugi: Yeah until we get you back to normal

Joey: I dunnoe..He looks weak in this form

Bakura: (growls again as he flips Joey)

(A/N Ok when they name Bakura Ryouka im going to say her/she insead of he/him)

Joey: (winces) Owww!!!!

Bakura: (Scoffs)

Ryou: What should we name him..er..her

Bakura: her..!? IM A GUY

Yugi: Not anymore.

Bakura:....

Serenity: How bout Ryouka?

Ryou: That sounds good

Ryouka: .....

Mai enters the gameshop

Joey: (blushes) Hey Mai

Mai: (notices Joeys flushed face) You ok Joey? Your all red.

Joey: IM fine....

Yugi: uhh ok...

Yami: (sighs)

Mai: (looks at Bakura who is now known as Ryouka) Who is that?

Yugi: (whispers to Yami) Should we tell her?

Mai: Tell me what?

Yami: (sweatdrops) ok...This is Bakura(points to Ryouka)

Mai stands their a bit dumbfounded

Mai: That girl is Bakura..?

Tea: Yes.

Mai: (looks at Ryouka for a few seconds later she starts to laugh)

Ryouka: (sweatdrops) ...ITS NOT THAT FUNNY!!!

Joey: I think Ryouka is on PMS

Ryouka: ITS BAKURA!!! B-A-K-U-R-A

Yugi: Not anymore.

Ryouka: ....

Mai: (stops laughing, she forms a smile) Well..Now since Bakura is a girl. We should go shopping for clothes, for Baku-Ryouka to wear (grins) This will be fun

Ryouka: (Ohhh when i find Marik...IM GONNA KILL HIM!)

Ryouka:(tries to ditch shopping) Uhh i have to meet marik. He has to turn me back!!

Serenity: (remembers that Marik called earlier after Bakura passed out) uhhh there is a tad problem...

Ryouka: (looks at Serenity) What problem???

Serenity: (clears throat) Im afraid your stuck like that for a week...

Ryouka:(Gains closer to Serenity and grabs her shoulder) WHAT!??! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!

Joey: (pulls Ryouka away from Serenity) Hey don't touch her!!

Ryouka: (growls and knocks Joey off) Ok..(lets go of Serenity) What do you mean a week?

Serenity: After you passed out, Marik called and told Bakura to becareful on using that spell. And that if anything would go wrong, they would have to wait a week; until he comes back from Egypt..

Tristan: Whats he doing there?

Serenity: Ishizu took Marik with her on a last minute busness trip.

Ryouka: .......

Yugi: Looks like your stuck like this

Yami smirks: This will be fun

Mai: (Strangely defends for Bakura) Now now..Bakur-Ryouka! Has had a bad day. let 'her' take a break. (looks at Ryouka) We are going to relax by shopping new clothes for you

Ryouka: what!?

Mai: Away from these immature boys. Seren and Tea will come too.

Seren and Tea: We are?

Mai: (Looks at them both) yeah. duh!

Yugi, Tristan, Yami and Joey smirk

Ryouka: (stutters) But but-

Mai: No buts! (drags Ryouka out the door)

Tea: Couldnt we just give him our clothes?

Ryouka: Im not going to wear your clothes!!

Serenity: Oh calm down.

Ryouka: ...

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The 4 girls enter the mall. Children and parents are carring bagloads of items, along with shopping carts.

Ryouka: Im in hell...

Mai: No this is Walmart

Ryouka: ....

the four walk out of Walmart into the other half of the mall. Mai is first to enter a lingerie store.
Mai: I guess we should start off with underwear

Ryouka: Whats wrong with the one im wearing??

Mai: Thats mens Boxers..and your a female for a week. You have to wear this (Pulls out a blue bra) and if you dont like this you could always looks around

Ryouka walks around the lingerie store...

Ryouka (o_____O;;;;)

Serenity:(aproaches) Whats wrong?

Ryouka: Whats this?!!? (pulls out a red underwear, that looked like a peice of string)

Mai: Oh! thats called a thong.(smiles)

Ryouka: (o_O; looks at the thong strangely)

Tea: Its like you've never seen those before

Ryouka: I haven't

Tea: oh.

Ryouka drops the g-string and steps back. Ryouka knocks into a manican.

Ryouka: Aiiieeeee(falls on the plastic dummy)

Owner: Is anything the wrong miss?

Ryouka: Yes...These dummys..(looking at the 3 girls giggling)

Mai: (sighs) Don't be such a baby

Owner: Well can you 4 please keep it quiet, your attracting attention(turns around and walks off)

Ryouka sticks the middle finger behind the owners back

Ryouka: hmmph

Tea and Mai remain silent.

Serenity:( Giggles) oh...(looks at Mai and Tea who are giving her a strange look)

Ryouka: (blinks)

Serenity: uhhh (Looks around) Look cute guys!

Guy#1: well well hey their sexy ladies (winks at Mai)

Mai: hey

Guys#2: Sup? (askes Tea)

Tea: Nothing you?

Guy#2: Same

Guy#3: How you doing hotstuff?(looks at Seren)

Guy#4: I don't think iv'e seen you here before (winks at Ryouka)

Tea, Seren and Mai giggle

Ryouka (in a female voice) Not so good (clears throat)

Guy#1: well my name is Matt, the blonde blue eyes is Jack, and the one with the black jacket it Mike and the one with the EXCO pants is Peter

Tea,Seren and Mai: (In a giggly voice) hii!

Ryouka: uugh

Ryouka walks off disgusted. Mike follows Ryouka out of the store.

Serenity: (o.O)

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Ryouka: (annoyed by Mike) Stop following me! (walks quicker)

Mike: (gains speed after Ryouka) Aww whats wrong angel? (pinches Ryoukas butt)

Ryouka:(Jumps) HEY! (kicks Mike on his crotch)

Mike: (Holds his pride in pain but still redeams a smirk) Feisty eh? (smirks) I like that in a girl

Ryouka: (stops and looks at Mike with a bit of disgust) Well im not that kind of girl..- (thinks on what he just said) uhh..that kinda came out wrong.. (Slaps forhead, and continues to walk off)

Mike: (Tries to stand up straight) Well can we get you know eachother?

Ryouka: (turns around and sticks the middle finger)

Mike:...

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Serenity: I wonder what ba-Ryouka is doing

Jack: She's in good hands with mike

Matt: Yeah no worries (puts his arms arouns Mai's shoulder)

Mai: (blushes)

Peter: Just relax

Tea: ok.
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Ryouka: STOP TOUCHING ME!

Mike: (in a teasing voice) Aww little Ryouka don't like my touch? (Wraps arms arounds her waist)

Ryouka: (Starts to become more and more uncomfortable) stop that!! You don't know anything about me!

Mike: Well tell me one thing i don't know

Ryouka: I am a millenia years old and a reincarnation of a boy.

Ryouka: And that only yesterday i was a man

Mike: O____O;;;;;;;;;;; (Begins to back away)

Mike: Uhhh i have to...go meet my mom! bye!! (runs off leaving a trail of dust behind)

Ryouka: (smirks)

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Mike runs past Matt, Jack, Seren and Mai

Jack: Hey Mike, wheres Ryouka?

Mike: (runs past them) SHES A MAN!

Matt and Jack: (o_O;)

Seren, Tea and Mai: ....

Peter: uhh we have to go.

Jack: (He says nothing, only chases after Mike)

Matt: Yeah later!(walks off quickly)

Mai: (sighs) Bakura did it again!!

Tea: He's always scaring guys off

Serenity: (Looks at the two girls who grew more angry at Bakura) He is getting use to being a girl..give him one more chance.

Ryouka: (enters the scene) Hey there little weeklings

Tea and Mai: .....

Serenity: uhh (pulls Ryouka away from a fuming Mai and Tea) They are kind pissed off at you

Ryouka: (Pretending to care) Aww did i mess up again!
(rolls eyes and continues to walk off)

Mai: grrrr

Serenity: Um ok you two take a break. And i'll take care of him.

Tea: Are you sure?

Serenity:(nods)

Mai: Ok (grabs Tea's arm and walks off into another store.)

Serenity: (turns around and notices Bakura setting a plant on fire) -____-;
(She runs after Ryouka pulling her arm away from the flaming plant)

Serenity and Bakura walks into a nother store. Serenity picked out a few shirts for Ryouka, Just as she was going to pay, she had to wait for the cashier who was slow at counting money.

Ryouka: Im hungry,

Serenity: Wait.

Ryouka: (waits for a few seconds) Im hungry.

Serenity: Wait.

Ryouka: (crosses her arms) IM HUNGRY!!

Serenity: WAIT!!!!!!

Cashier finally counts the money and gives her the change. Serenity grabs Ryoukas arm and pulls her into the food court.
Just as the two walk in. The first thing Ryouka noticed was Seto Kaiba sitting with his little brother.

Ryouka: Well Well...(smirks)

Serenity: (blinks) What..oh (notices Kaiba)

Seto: (aproaches Serenity, he looks at Ryouka and lifts an eyebrow) Whos this?

Ryouka: Ba- (is elbowed on the stomache by Serenity)

Serenity: Ryouka.

Seto: Ryouka eh? Why does she looks like Ryou?

Ryouka: (rolls eyes) Im his ya- (is elbowed again in the stomache)

Serenity: young cousin.

Seto: (sweatdrops)

Serenity:(smiles)

Seto: Are you two here by yourselves?

Ryouka: No you dumbass

Seto: (cocks an eyebrow)

Serenity: uhh She's got problems with guys.

Seto: Why is that?

Ryouka: Because-

Serenity: Becauses she's a lesbian

Ryouka: What!?

Seto: (backs away a step) I see...Thats why i saw her attack that guy

Serenity: (looks at Ryouka) You attacked a guy?

Ryouka: yeah i didnt hurt him that much.

Serenity: -_-' your impossible to deal with...

Ryouka: (smiles) I know.

Seto: Well i was kinda interested in Ryouka when i saw her be that touch girl..but since i heard that you were (clears throat) a lesbian..then nevermind

Serenity: o.o

Seto: (looks at Serenity)I was interested in you but.. But also I assumed that you two are couple?

Serenity: Wha..WHAT!?

Ryouka: (Puts her arms arounds Serenity's waist)Why of course. Glad for you to notice!

Serenity: (panicking) Stop that!

Seto: (sweatdrops) I..uh guess i should go now (walks off)

Serenity: (Opened jawed, she turns around and glares at Ryouka) Thanks alot Bakura!

Ryouka: What did i do?

Serenity: (fumes) I LIKED KAIBA AND YOU MADE HIM THINK I WAS A LEZ(slaps her mouth, when the people stopped and looked at her)

Ryouka: hmmph.

Serenity: Im never going to show my face again.....

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Mai and Tea get back to the gameshop.

Tea: Did we forget anything?

Mai: (Looked in her bags) we forgot socks!

Joey: Hey girls..Hey! wheres my sis?

Yami: And Bakura?

Ryou: You didnt forget them did you..?

Tea: uh oh..We also forgot those things too..

Tristan: Where are they now?!

Tea: The mall...

Joey:ALONE!?!?

Mai: Yeah....I think

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Serenity: Leave me alone..

Ryouka: Oh come on!

Serenity: No.

Ryouka: yes!

Serenity: No.

Ryouka: PLEASE!!

Serenity: FINE!!

Ryouka: Thank you..now tell me more about this crush you had on Seto.

Serenity: Can i trust you..?

Ryouka: Of course.

Serenity: (lifts an eyebrow)

Ryouka: Seriously!!

Serenity: Ok i happened a year ago..thats all im saying!

Ryouka: Nuh uh more.

Serenity: Why do you care? Try and get yourself a crush and you'll know how i feel

Ryouka: Thats impossible for me.

Serenity: Why is that?

Ryouka: (looks down)Never had a crush on anyone...

Serenity: not in your past life?

Ryouka: No..I never had time to love anyone in my past time. My parents died before i could walk. After that i became a tombrobber to fend for myself...with out loving anyone (looks at Serenity) satisified

Serenity: Well i am satisfied to know about that...

Ryouka: Whatever..

Serenity: (sighs) Here's what i'll do. I'll be your friend for this whole week. Any questions about girls, i'll answer them for you. Thats if i know the answer (smiles)

Ryouka: o.k. Answer this.

Serenity: Ok

Ryouka: Why are old men looking at me?

Serenity: (looks around) o.O; uhh they must think your cute. (pauses) we should go.

Ryouka: (shrugs)

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Joey: YOU LEFT MY SIS WITH A PSYCHOPATHIC TOMBROBBER?!!?

Mai: We are so sorry!!

Tristan: Joey calm down!

Joey: NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!! (panicks) she must be trying to avoid Bakura's evilness! She must be calling out my name! i have to find her! (joey runs out flipping over the coffee table)

Everyone: o__O;

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