My great song parady, and anyone who hates Tifa would love to sing this!
Tifa got assaulted by a psycho Walking home from Cloud's house Christmas eve You would say there's no such thing as Sephy But as for me and Aeris, we believe.
She had been drinking too much potion And we begged her not to go But she forgot her tiny tank-top And she wobbled out the door into the snow
When we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack There were blood stains on her forehead And a masamune sticking out her back
Tifa got assaulted by a psycho Walking home from Cloud's house Christmas eve You would say there's no such thing as Sephy But as for me and Aeris, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Cloud He's been taking this so well Sitting in there watching choco races Drinking beer and playing cards with mister Cid
It's not Christmas without Tifa Everyone one is dressed in black But we can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send em back
Tifa got assaulted by a psycho Walking home from Cloud's house Christmas eve You would say there's no such thing as Sephy But as for me and Aeris, we believe.
Tifa got assaulted by a psycho Walking home from Cloud's house Christmas eve We are all now very thankful For this is the best gift we could recie-e-e-ve!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Tifa got assaulted by a psycho Walking home from Cloud's house Christmas eve You would say there's no such thing as Sephy But as for me and Aeris, we believe.
She had been drinking too much potion And we begged her not to go But she forgot her tiny tank-top And she wobbled out the door into the snow
When we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack There were blood stains on her forehead And a masamune sticking out her back
Tifa got assaulted by a psycho Walking home from Cloud's house Christmas eve You would say there's no such thing as Sephy But as for me and Aeris, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Cloud He's been taking this so well Sitting in there watching choco races Drinking beer and playing cards with mister Cid
It's not Christmas without Tifa Everyone one is dressed in black But we can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send em back
Tifa got assaulted by a psycho Walking home from Cloud's house Christmas eve You would say there's no such thing as Sephy But as for me and Aeris, we believe.
Tifa got assaulted by a psycho Walking home from Cloud's house Christmas eve We are all now very thankful For this is the best gift we could recie-e-e-ve!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!