Disclaimer : KoF belongs to SNK/Playmore.
I know I have an idiotic sense of humor.
Yes, my fave chara is Iori Yagami.
Ah, can't find a better intro. Maybe next chapters would be better... ( I hope)
Flame to Flame
It was a nice, Sunny morning. Kyo has just taken a bath and is now in his bedroom.
Kyo : (In front of a mirror) aren't I a handsome boy!
Good morning, crimson flames! (Lit his flame on his hand)
Good morning, heat-resistant jacket and bullet-proof T-shirt! (Took his '99-'02 clothing from a wall hanger and put it on)
Good morning, my favorite comb! (Combed his hair)
Boy, aren't I the coolest and strongest guy in the world!?
The door opened and smashed the wall in its path. Yuki entered Kyo's room.
Upon seeing her, Kyo extended his arms, intending to hug her.
Kyo : Ahh... Yuki, my love! My clearest drops of dew in the morning, my attractive flower in the night...! (In attempt to seduce)
Yuki pointed towards the door and opened her mouth to speak. But Kyo failed to notice it and continued.
Kyo : My beloved ever-beautiful-lovely-little-slim-sweet-cute-girlfriend... Aren't I the luckiest guy in the world? (Grinned)
Yuki : Umm... Yagami is on the phone, Kyo. He wants to talk to you.
Surprisingly, although Kyo has been unstable since KoF 2001, he burst in anger, scaring Yuki to death.
Kyo : SAY WHAAAAT.........???!!!
Supernatural images of faces of the evil path of Kusanagi family can be seen in his aura. Yuki crouched in a corner with her hands held up in front of her face.
Yuki : R-r-really, I'm serious, honey. Y-you were scary...
Kyo : GRRRRRRRRRR...... Him! Isn't he the greatest scum, ^%&$#*@(!)%&-!(@&%()#!*@#($&!@* fool, !@(&%^!@&$^#&!*@(!%#^ dirty @*!&$^-!@^%#&*!^$!@* shit !@(&$!@&$!*@#&!%#^@&$!^@ in this world?!
I'll do what he wants me to do! (Lit his flame, put an evil-looking mask on)
I'll kill him, (punches into the air)
I'll smash him, (kicks into the air)
I'll destroy him, (swings both arms around)
I'll... (saw Yuki sobbing in the corner)
I'll... (realizes that Yuki is scared)
I'll...
... /._.\
[I feel bad; I must have sounded Yagamish…]
Kyo turns toward the door and throws his mask away.
Kyo : I'll talk to him…
Yuki was delighted, and ran after Kyo...
Meanwhile...
Iori was inside a telephone box. He held the phone to his face with his right hand.
Iori : ...
...
[Why am I calling Kyo about this? I hate him]
...
...
...
[And he's sure is slow about phone…]
...
...
...
[Man, this is annoying]
...
... *Vwooosshh...*
... [Looks like there's a building on fire]
*Vwooosshh...* [And it's very hot in here]
Kyo picked up his phone, thinking Yagami was still on the line.
Kyo : Hello, Yagami?!
...
...
...
...
...
...?
???
Damn that piece of trash! (slams the phone down)
At the same time, Firefighters are taking care of a telephone box on purple fire. Iori can be seen striding away from the place calmly and uncaringly.
Iori : ... [I should've known anger can drive my flames up]
... [Damn the government, why don't they make fireproof telephone boxes?]
... [I'll look for another one, I guess…]
A few moments later, Kyo's phone rings again.
Kyo : Hello...?
Iori's voice : Hel... *click*
Kyo : Stupid shit...
Another phone box was on another purple fire and was taken care by firefighters. Iori was walking away from it in the same attitude, except he looked angrier.
Iori : ... [This one's not fireproof either...]
Again, Kyo's phone ring.
Kyo : Hello!
...
KoF? Game store?
Wrong number! (*slam!*)
One other phone box was on purple fire, this time it's also heavily wrecked. Iori was striding away from it, even angrier than before.
Iori : ... [Out of order! Better go down with the flames!]
Kyo's phone rings again, Kyo rushes towards it in a blink.
Kyo : HELLOOO!!!
Beni's voice : Yo, Kyo.
Kyo : Oh, Beni... (calmed down all of a sudden)
Beni : What's with the angry tone?
Kyo : Nah, jus a little problem involving Yagami…
Iori is in a new, clean, nice phone box. He dials Kyo's number.
Iori : ... [Hope this one's well...]
...
Operator's recorded voice : The number you are calling is busy, please try again~...
Iori : Grrrkkk... Grrrkkk... Grrrraaaaahhh...!!!
*KA-BOOOM!*
A new, clean, nice phone box exploded.
Iori's anger could no longer be held.
Iori : (Eyes RED) forget it! I'm heading straight to Kyo's house regardless of whatever might happen!!!!!!!!
Kyo was still talking to Benimaru.
Beni : I'll come over to your house tomorrow okay? Bye.
Kyo : Fine with me. Bye.
Kyo went to his room.
And thus, this chapter ends.
Shingo will appear in chapter 2. So far the image's on my mind.
I'll try to make it more enjoyable. Sorry for the sickness you get through reading this fic. Thanks for the attention... ^v^
I know I have an idiotic sense of humor.
Yes, my fave chara is Iori Yagami.
Ah, can't find a better intro. Maybe next chapters would be better... ( I hope)
Flame to Flame
It was a nice, Sunny morning. Kyo has just taken a bath and is now in his bedroom.
Kyo : (In front of a mirror) aren't I a handsome boy!
Good morning, crimson flames! (Lit his flame on his hand)
Good morning, heat-resistant jacket and bullet-proof T-shirt! (Took his '99-'02 clothing from a wall hanger and put it on)
Good morning, my favorite comb! (Combed his hair)
Boy, aren't I the coolest and strongest guy in the world!?
The door opened and smashed the wall in its path. Yuki entered Kyo's room.
Upon seeing her, Kyo extended his arms, intending to hug her.
Kyo : Ahh... Yuki, my love! My clearest drops of dew in the morning, my attractive flower in the night...! (In attempt to seduce)
Yuki pointed towards the door and opened her mouth to speak. But Kyo failed to notice it and continued.
Kyo : My beloved ever-beautiful-lovely-little-slim-sweet-cute-girlfriend... Aren't I the luckiest guy in the world? (Grinned)
Yuki : Umm... Yagami is on the phone, Kyo. He wants to talk to you.
Surprisingly, although Kyo has been unstable since KoF 2001, he burst in anger, scaring Yuki to death.
Kyo : SAY WHAAAAT.........???!!!
Supernatural images of faces of the evil path of Kusanagi family can be seen in his aura. Yuki crouched in a corner with her hands held up in front of her face.
Yuki : R-r-really, I'm serious, honey. Y-you were scary...
Kyo : GRRRRRRRRRR...... Him! Isn't he the greatest scum, ^%&$#*@(!)%&-!(@&%()#!*@#($&!@* fool, !@(&%^!@&$^#&!*@(!%#^ dirty @*!&$^-!@^%#&*!^$!@* shit !@(&$!@&$!*@#&!%#^@&$!^@ in this world?!
I'll do what he wants me to do! (Lit his flame, put an evil-looking mask on)
I'll kill him, (punches into the air)
I'll smash him, (kicks into the air)
I'll destroy him, (swings both arms around)
I'll... (saw Yuki sobbing in the corner)
I'll... (realizes that Yuki is scared)
I'll...
... /._.\
[I feel bad; I must have sounded Yagamish…]
Kyo turns toward the door and throws his mask away.
Kyo : I'll talk to him…
Yuki was delighted, and ran after Kyo...
Meanwhile...
Iori was inside a telephone box. He held the phone to his face with his right hand.
Iori : ...
...
[Why am I calling Kyo about this? I hate him]
...
...
...
[And he's sure is slow about phone…]
...
...
...
[Man, this is annoying]
...
... *Vwooosshh...*
... [Looks like there's a building on fire]
*Vwooosshh...* [And it's very hot in here]
Kyo picked up his phone, thinking Yagami was still on the line.
Kyo : Hello, Yagami?!
...
...
...
...
...
...?
???
Damn that piece of trash! (slams the phone down)
At the same time, Firefighters are taking care of a telephone box on purple fire. Iori can be seen striding away from the place calmly and uncaringly.
Iori : ... [I should've known anger can drive my flames up]
... [Damn the government, why don't they make fireproof telephone boxes?]
... [I'll look for another one, I guess…]
A few moments later, Kyo's phone rings again.
Kyo : Hello...?
Iori's voice : Hel... *click*
Kyo : Stupid shit...
Another phone box was on another purple fire and was taken care by firefighters. Iori was walking away from it in the same attitude, except he looked angrier.
Iori : ... [This one's not fireproof either...]
Again, Kyo's phone ring.
Kyo : Hello!
...
KoF? Game store?
Wrong number! (*slam!*)
One other phone box was on purple fire, this time it's also heavily wrecked. Iori was striding away from it, even angrier than before.
Iori : ... [Out of order! Better go down with the flames!]
Kyo's phone rings again, Kyo rushes towards it in a blink.
Kyo : HELLOOO!!!
Beni's voice : Yo, Kyo.
Kyo : Oh, Beni... (calmed down all of a sudden)
Beni : What's with the angry tone?
Kyo : Nah, jus a little problem involving Yagami…
Iori is in a new, clean, nice phone box. He dials Kyo's number.
Iori : ... [Hope this one's well...]
...
Operator's recorded voice : The number you are calling is busy, please try again~...
Iori : Grrrkkk... Grrrkkk... Grrrraaaaahhh...!!!
*KA-BOOOM!*
A new, clean, nice phone box exploded.
Iori's anger could no longer be held.
Iori : (Eyes RED) forget it! I'm heading straight to Kyo's house regardless of whatever might happen!!!!!!!!
Kyo was still talking to Benimaru.
Beni : I'll come over to your house tomorrow okay? Bye.
Kyo : Fine with me. Bye.
Kyo went to his room.
And thus, this chapter ends.
Shingo will appear in chapter 2. So far the image's on my mind.
I'll try to make it more enjoyable. Sorry for the sickness you get through reading this fic. Thanks for the attention... ^v^