Crazy Characters
by SilentShadow007
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh! or it's characters and I make no profits from fanfiction.
An: This started out as an ode to Seto Kaiba. I don't know what happened. Anyway, I think it turned out pretty ok. I bash just about everyone in this poem except Seto Kaiba.
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Seto Kaiba, duelist extrodanaire.
Blue eyes, brown hair.
Cold, emotionless exterior.
Compared to him, Yugi's dueling skills are inferior.
Yugi couldn't win a duel without his puzzle.
And Joey? Someone should get that dog a muzzle.
Tea's not even a duelist.
That "heart of the cards" friendship-cheerleader actually thinks Yugi's the coolest.
Duke Devlin? That arrogant fruitcake should stick to playing with dice.
And Mai? If you like girls who wear hooker boots, she's pretty nice.
After watching Joey duel like a retarded 5-year-old, I bet Serinity is wishing she hadn't taken her bandages off like she did.
Point blank, Tristan Taylor couldn't win a duel against a little kid.
Pegasus J. Crawford. That dude ain't nothing but a wanna-be pimp.
And Rebbeca? That brat is just a spoiled little imp.
I like Bakura, but his cheesy wanna-be British accent is so not real.
Bandit Keith is just some lame biker that Pegasus killed.
Ishizu, quit trying to butt in with your brother's life.
And Odion needs to stop acting like he's Marik's wife.
Mokubba's ok, but the kid could use a haircut.
The Big Five? They're just a bunch of crazy nuts.
Noah is an insane, sadictic, little terd.
And Yugi's grandpa gives the lamest "heart of the cards" speeches I've ever heard.
Marik has a freaky, and kinda frightening, split personality.
Shadi sneaks into your mind and checks your mentality.
Basically, Yu-gi-oh! is full of weird characters.
Like big-haired midget highschoolers and hot company inheriters.
Despite all that, I still like the show.
Even though Tea' is a stupid hoe.
by SilentShadow007
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh! or it's characters and I make no profits from fanfiction.
An: This started out as an ode to Seto Kaiba. I don't know what happened. Anyway, I think it turned out pretty ok. I bash just about everyone in this poem except Seto Kaiba.
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Seto Kaiba, duelist extrodanaire.
Blue eyes, brown hair.
Cold, emotionless exterior.
Compared to him, Yugi's dueling skills are inferior.
Yugi couldn't win a duel without his puzzle.
And Joey? Someone should get that dog a muzzle.
Tea's not even a duelist.
That "heart of the cards" friendship-cheerleader actually thinks Yugi's the coolest.
Duke Devlin? That arrogant fruitcake should stick to playing with dice.
And Mai? If you like girls who wear hooker boots, she's pretty nice.
After watching Joey duel like a retarded 5-year-old, I bet Serinity is wishing she hadn't taken her bandages off like she did.
Point blank, Tristan Taylor couldn't win a duel against a little kid.
Pegasus J. Crawford. That dude ain't nothing but a wanna-be pimp.
And Rebbeca? That brat is just a spoiled little imp.
I like Bakura, but his cheesy wanna-be British accent is so not real.
Bandit Keith is just some lame biker that Pegasus killed.
Ishizu, quit trying to butt in with your brother's life.
And Odion needs to stop acting like he's Marik's wife.
Mokubba's ok, but the kid could use a haircut.
The Big Five? They're just a bunch of crazy nuts.
Noah is an insane, sadictic, little terd.
And Yugi's grandpa gives the lamest "heart of the cards" speeches I've ever heard.
Marik has a freaky, and kinda frightening, split personality.
Shadi sneaks into your mind and checks your mentality.
Basically, Yu-gi-oh! is full of weird characters.
Like big-haired midget highschoolers and hot company inheriters.
Despite all that, I still like the show.
Even though Tea' is a stupid hoe.