Iori's Attic
Flame to Flame
It was a day after a nice, sunny morning, and the sun luckily still manages to shine on the Earth.
Kyo woke up that morning, and headed straight to the dining room to find that his guests have eaten all the breakfast for him.
Yuki : Oh, good morning, Kyo! I made some ramen this morning.
Kyo : Really? Where? I wanna—!
Kyo was cut by Iori who appeared from the door behind him
Iori : Good morning, Kyo, I wanted to tell you that the ramen was delicious.
Kyo : Oh, so you and Shingo have tried it.
Iori : No, we have cleared the bowls of it.
Kyo : WHAT?! None left for me?!!! (Grabbed Iori's collars)
Iori : Aw, come on, I'm not in mood for fight. It's a peaceful morning.
Iori released Kyo's grip and went elsewhere, Kyo was left gaping stupidly.
Kyo : I think I'm gonna cry... [Being treated like this in my own house!!!]
Yuki : Oh, don't cry, it's good for your diet.
Kyo : Y-yes... [Booo-hoooo...!!!]
Yuki left. Iori and Shingo entered the dining room, Kyo was still standing there, unmoving, still with the same expression.
Kyo : ... [Time freezes around me, I'm sure...]
Shingo : Oh, Kyo-san!!! Is this a new pose for training? (Copies Kyo's pose)
Kyo : ... [My stupid disciple also freezes under time...]
Shingo : Gee, what does this pose do, Kyo-san? It's making my muscles ache.
Kyo : ... [My stupid disciple is questioning useless things...]
Iori gazed blankly at the two.
Iori : ... [They look like a pair of fresh, cooked, delicious, red crabs.]
I think I'm starting to remember the thing I wanted to tell you yesterday, Kyo.
Kyo : ... [My rival is senile, by the power of time. But he isn't freezing]
Iori : Something about Orochi or so...
Kyo : ... [Ahh, Orochi brings back memories...]
Shingo : I'm... Sor–ry, Kyo...–san... I... can't... hold... *Crash...*
Shingo fell backwards, and hit a mirror near the table, it broke.
Iori's eyes lit up, he remembered a thing.
Iori : MIRROR! MIRROR!!!
Kyo fell down too.
Kyo : ... [So time has finally released its firm grip on me.]
Iori : Yeah, Mirror! Mirror!!! Hey, let's come to my house! Yeah, my house! Mirror!!!
Kyo : ... [He doesn't look that bad, why does he want mirrors so badly?]
Iori : Let's go Kyo, let's go! It's unlike Kagura's! Mirror, mirror!
Kyo stood up, and stared interestedly at his rival.
Iori : Yeah! Mirror! (Grabbed Kyo's arm) Let's go!
Kyo : (Grabbed Shingo's arm) Help me, Shingo, he's gonna rape me!!!
Shingo : No! I rather die than see the horror of Yagami's house!!!
Iori : Mirror in my attic! My house, yeah my house!
Kyo : ... [Is that some kind of spell he's muttering?]
Iori kept up the mirror-mirror yeah till they saw Iori's house.
It was like any other house, peaceful, it was painted light blue and light purple.
Iori : C'mon, in!
Shingo : [Oh, no! He's gonna keep us prisoner!]
Kyo : [What's happening here? Iori is inviting me into his house?]
Inside, it was very weird.
Weird architecture, weird decorations, things better not mentioned here because it may require me to change the Rating, all stuffs like that filled the living room.
Next, they entered the dining room and saw another type of architecture; this room is full of action figures. Iori, Spider man, K', Iori, Orochi, Wolverine, Chizuru, Iori, Kyo, Maryln Manson, Limpbizkit, Linkin Park, Iori's band, L'arc~en~ciel, etc... aside from those the furniture are just normal polished wood.
They needed to pass through the kitchen, according to Iori, to get to his bedroom because the main stairs is full of electronics and musical instruments.
The kitchen was near the dining room, it is decorated with souvenirs from all around the world, mostly countries KoF has been to. Yeah, most predictably Iori collected them between matches if possible.
They went up a circle stairs with potted plants all on it. It turned out that Iori have Carnivorous Plants, but there are also roses, lilies, orchids and stuff.
Finally, they arrived at the door of Iori's room. It was scary, very scary; It was Gothic looking, gargoyles on its handle. There was a carved skull as a decoration, but Iori still hang some ribbons and Christmas Decorations although it's July already.
Iori slowly opened the door...
Iori : So, what're you two waiting for? C'mon in.
Kyo : Brace yourself, Shingo.
Shingo : Yes, Kyo-san, there may be pictures of our most terrible deaths inside.
A girly aura hangs on the room. There were dolls, not action figures, dolls of Kyo, Iori, Saishu, Shingo, Orochi, Chizuru, Iori's band, Leona, Yamazaki, Vice, and Mature. All looking cute, even Orochi. The walls were painted yellow and clad in pink wallpaper at several spots. A dresser wasnear the bed, and it was white, a Mickey Mouse Alarm Clock was on it.
Kyo : What's this...?! [I know Iori's a freak, but this is outta prediction!]
Shingo : Oh, what a nice room, Yagami-san...
Iori : Thanks... Please, sit down and make yourself at home.
Shingo sat on Iori's red-heart patterned blanket clad bed, while Kyo remained standing in hesitation.
Kyo : Where are you going?
Iori : To look for the mirror.
Kyo : Oh, yeah, mirror...
Iori : Yeah, MIRROR!!! (Dashed out of the room)
Kyo : Psychotic freak...
Kyo then sat down near Shingo, who was picking up a portrait from Iori's dresser.
Shingo : Say, Kyo-san whose portrait is this?
Kyo : Why dontcha jus ask Iori?
Shingo : Well, don't you know who this is?
Kyo : It's Iori's father.
Shingo : What happened to him?
Kyo : Accident, Iori fell from the rooftop of Kusanagi Resident and hit his father's head.
He thought his father was dead instead of fainted, and he buried him quickly.
Since then he hated my family because he thought we caused it.
Shingo : ...Umm... It's not your fault.
Kyo : Of course it's not, it's obvious.
Everybody told him to stop chasing that kitten which climbed up to my roof.
Shingo : ...
Iori rushed back to the room.
Iori : Can't find it, would you guys accompany me up to my attic? I'm kinda scared of ghosts...
Kyo : ...
Shingo : He IS a freak, I guess...
Iori led their way to the attic, which is through another way in the 2nd floor corridor.
The attic was dark, just like other attics. But it wasn't dusty, and the darkness only maintained until Iori turned on the lights, at which it became a little bright.
Iori : Let's look around. If you find any mirror call for me.
They began ransacking through the attic.
Kyo found some dolls like the ones in the bedroom, but here they're hung from the ceiling, and there's an addition of the '97 Newface (Band) Team and a cute but stupid-looking eight headed dragon.
Kyo : What are these for?
Iori : Umm... Nothing, you'll probably find out soon enough.
They continued their search.
Then they heard Iori yelling.
Iori : Here! I've found it! The mirror I've found it!
Kyo and Shingo quickly went to join Iori
There they found a clean mirror on a dusty table.
The mirror had golden frame that formed the shape of eight serpents.
Kyo : This? Whazzis?
Shingo : Isn't it a mirror?
Iori : (A wild look in his eyes) No, it's Orochi!!!
OROCHI!!!
All of a sudden Iori went rampage.
He ran to the cute but stupid-looking Eight-headed Dragon Doll and began slashing and throwing purple flames at it, causing the whole line of dolls to shake.
At that moment, Kyo also saw several dolls of him, but they're wrecked up.
Both Kyo and Shingo then realized what those dolls are for.
Kyo : Unbelievable! He's using those dolls to his anger!
Shingo : Uh-huh, unbelievably psychotic!
Shingo sat on a nearby chair.
A minute passed by, the doll now looks really scrapped.
Kyo : Hey Iori, are you done?
Iori stopped.
Iori : Uh, yeah, I guess so...
Kyo : Good, now explain this to us. (points at the mirror)
Iori : Actually, I don't really know too, all I know that it has magical powers which may be dangerous, that's why I called you here.
Kyo : You're actually hoping me to understand this?! You stupid shit! Why didn't you just call Chizuru instead?
Iori : Uhh... I don't know her number; I was also hoping you do.
Kyo : Well, I don't, so we have to solve this on our own eh?
Iori : I will much appreciate your help...
They started examining the mirror, trying to look professional but instead looked like two very idiotic foreigners. Shingo then stood up eagerly to help.
Shingo : Come on, Yagami-san, Kusanagi-san, I'll help you out!
Kyo : NO!
Iori : I don't think it's a good idea...
Shingo : Oh, come on, don't reject kindness from others. And anyway, you two obviously needed help...
Shingo broke the mirror.
Shingo : Oooooh, no! Why do I always have rotten lucks with mirrors? 7 years bad luck and now another!
Kyo : And 7 years hated and slashed by Iori...
Shingo : Wha...? Whoooppsss....
Iori's eyes turned RED!
This really does, look bad...
Iori : You... Agh... Crazy Idiot discple of Kusanagi... Brat... I'll KILL YOU!!!
SHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shingo : AAAAAA—AAAAAAA~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs like hell)
Kyo took Shingo's chair and watched calmly as Iori chase Shingo around in obsession to kill him.
A moment later Iori was getting nearer and nearer to Shingo, but Kyo was already getting bored. After letting out a huge yawn he rose to his feet and stopped the two.
Kyo : Shhh... Come on, that's enough playing, don't you think?
Iori stopped dead; Shingo fell due to sudden stop and exhaustion.
Iori : Whath?
Kyo : Enough playing, shouldn't we go and see what we can make out of the mirror's leftovers?
Iori : Yeah, a good idea.
Kyo stood up and took the now-empty frame of the mirror.
Then he moved near the chair he and Shingo sat on, but now it's occupied by Shingo.
Iori : Can you make out anything?
Kyo : No, bad luck.
Shingo suddenly pulled the handle of the mirror along with Kyo's hand.
Shingo : Here, let me try...
Kyo : No way! You're not gonna make it worse!
Shingo : But I just wanna help...!
Kyo : You're no help!
As their pulling continues, Iori sighed, observing them.
Iori : Duh, I wish something unusual happens...
Kyo & Shingo : What?
*FLASH!*
A flash of light (isn't it obvious?) emitted from the empty mirror frame, Kyo and Shingo who were near the object gained temporary blindness, but Iori recovered in just a second.
Shingo : Hey, hey, what happened?
Iori : It emitted a flash of light...
Kyo : Where am I? The chair doesn't feel at all cushy no more...
Iori : Of course, you've been on the floor.
Shingo : What?
Kyo : No! I was on the chair...
Shingo : Oh, my sight's returning...
Kyo : Mine too! Hey, I'm still on the chair alright!
Shingo : Me too, I'm still on the fl–o–o–...r?
Iori : What's happening here?
Kyo : Whooooopppssss...
Shingo : No dammit!!! I'm not there! I'm here!!! I'm there! Not here!!!
Kyo & Shingo : AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So? Figured it out?
Sorry for taking so long, and my writing's lame too...
Shingo and Kyo switched bodies if you didn't figure it out because of my stupid style of writing... Sorry if you die of boredom (again)...
By the way, the story I wrote about Iori is (of course, it's very stupid) not at all true.
In the next chapter it's gonna be a living hell for Kyo, while Shingo's happy to be able to control flame. But still, life will never be sweet if you're on other's shoes.
The first proof is Benimaru's and Goro's visit to Kyo's house.
Review please, thanks for reading...
Flame to Flame
It was a day after a nice, sunny morning, and the sun luckily still manages to shine on the Earth.
Kyo woke up that morning, and headed straight to the dining room to find that his guests have eaten all the breakfast for him.
Yuki : Oh, good morning, Kyo! I made some ramen this morning.
Kyo : Really? Where? I wanna—!
Kyo was cut by Iori who appeared from the door behind him
Iori : Good morning, Kyo, I wanted to tell you that the ramen was delicious.
Kyo : Oh, so you and Shingo have tried it.
Iori : No, we have cleared the bowls of it.
Kyo : WHAT?! None left for me?!!! (Grabbed Iori's collars)
Iori : Aw, come on, I'm not in mood for fight. It's a peaceful morning.
Iori released Kyo's grip and went elsewhere, Kyo was left gaping stupidly.
Kyo : I think I'm gonna cry... [Being treated like this in my own house!!!]
Yuki : Oh, don't cry, it's good for your diet.
Kyo : Y-yes... [Booo-hoooo...!!!]
Yuki left. Iori and Shingo entered the dining room, Kyo was still standing there, unmoving, still with the same expression.
Kyo : ... [Time freezes around me, I'm sure...]
Shingo : Oh, Kyo-san!!! Is this a new pose for training? (Copies Kyo's pose)
Kyo : ... [My stupid disciple also freezes under time...]
Shingo : Gee, what does this pose do, Kyo-san? It's making my muscles ache.
Kyo : ... [My stupid disciple is questioning useless things...]
Iori gazed blankly at the two.
Iori : ... [They look like a pair of fresh, cooked, delicious, red crabs.]
I think I'm starting to remember the thing I wanted to tell you yesterday, Kyo.
Kyo : ... [My rival is senile, by the power of time. But he isn't freezing]
Iori : Something about Orochi or so...
Kyo : ... [Ahh, Orochi brings back memories...]
Shingo : I'm... Sor–ry, Kyo...–san... I... can't... hold... *Crash...*
Shingo fell backwards, and hit a mirror near the table, it broke.
Iori's eyes lit up, he remembered a thing.
Iori : MIRROR! MIRROR!!!
Kyo fell down too.
Kyo : ... [So time has finally released its firm grip on me.]
Iori : Yeah, Mirror! Mirror!!! Hey, let's come to my house! Yeah, my house! Mirror!!!
Kyo : ... [He doesn't look that bad, why does he want mirrors so badly?]
Iori : Let's go Kyo, let's go! It's unlike Kagura's! Mirror, mirror!
Kyo stood up, and stared interestedly at his rival.
Iori : Yeah! Mirror! (Grabbed Kyo's arm) Let's go!
Kyo : (Grabbed Shingo's arm) Help me, Shingo, he's gonna rape me!!!
Shingo : No! I rather die than see the horror of Yagami's house!!!
Iori : Mirror in my attic! My house, yeah my house!
Kyo : ... [Is that some kind of spell he's muttering?]
Iori kept up the mirror-mirror yeah till they saw Iori's house.
It was like any other house, peaceful, it was painted light blue and light purple.
Iori : C'mon, in!
Shingo : [Oh, no! He's gonna keep us prisoner!]
Kyo : [What's happening here? Iori is inviting me into his house?]
Inside, it was very weird.
Weird architecture, weird decorations, things better not mentioned here because it may require me to change the Rating, all stuffs like that filled the living room.
Next, they entered the dining room and saw another type of architecture; this room is full of action figures. Iori, Spider man, K', Iori, Orochi, Wolverine, Chizuru, Iori, Kyo, Maryln Manson, Limpbizkit, Linkin Park, Iori's band, L'arc~en~ciel, etc... aside from those the furniture are just normal polished wood.
They needed to pass through the kitchen, according to Iori, to get to his bedroom because the main stairs is full of electronics and musical instruments.
The kitchen was near the dining room, it is decorated with souvenirs from all around the world, mostly countries KoF has been to. Yeah, most predictably Iori collected them between matches if possible.
They went up a circle stairs with potted plants all on it. It turned out that Iori have Carnivorous Plants, but there are also roses, lilies, orchids and stuff.
Finally, they arrived at the door of Iori's room. It was scary, very scary; It was Gothic looking, gargoyles on its handle. There was a carved skull as a decoration, but Iori still hang some ribbons and Christmas Decorations although it's July already.
Iori slowly opened the door...
Iori : So, what're you two waiting for? C'mon in.
Kyo : Brace yourself, Shingo.
Shingo : Yes, Kyo-san, there may be pictures of our most terrible deaths inside.
A girly aura hangs on the room. There were dolls, not action figures, dolls of Kyo, Iori, Saishu, Shingo, Orochi, Chizuru, Iori's band, Leona, Yamazaki, Vice, and Mature. All looking cute, even Orochi. The walls were painted yellow and clad in pink wallpaper at several spots. A dresser wasnear the bed, and it was white, a Mickey Mouse Alarm Clock was on it.
Kyo : What's this...?! [I know Iori's a freak, but this is outta prediction!]
Shingo : Oh, what a nice room, Yagami-san...
Iori : Thanks... Please, sit down and make yourself at home.
Shingo sat on Iori's red-heart patterned blanket clad bed, while Kyo remained standing in hesitation.
Kyo : Where are you going?
Iori : To look for the mirror.
Kyo : Oh, yeah, mirror...
Iori : Yeah, MIRROR!!! (Dashed out of the room)
Kyo : Psychotic freak...
Kyo then sat down near Shingo, who was picking up a portrait from Iori's dresser.
Shingo : Say, Kyo-san whose portrait is this?
Kyo : Why dontcha jus ask Iori?
Shingo : Well, don't you know who this is?
Kyo : It's Iori's father.
Shingo : What happened to him?
Kyo : Accident, Iori fell from the rooftop of Kusanagi Resident and hit his father's head.
He thought his father was dead instead of fainted, and he buried him quickly.
Since then he hated my family because he thought we caused it.
Shingo : ...Umm... It's not your fault.
Kyo : Of course it's not, it's obvious.
Everybody told him to stop chasing that kitten which climbed up to my roof.
Shingo : ...
Iori rushed back to the room.
Iori : Can't find it, would you guys accompany me up to my attic? I'm kinda scared of ghosts...
Kyo : ...
Shingo : He IS a freak, I guess...
Iori led their way to the attic, which is through another way in the 2nd floor corridor.
The attic was dark, just like other attics. But it wasn't dusty, and the darkness only maintained until Iori turned on the lights, at which it became a little bright.
Iori : Let's look around. If you find any mirror call for me.
They began ransacking through the attic.
Kyo found some dolls like the ones in the bedroom, but here they're hung from the ceiling, and there's an addition of the '97 Newface (Band) Team and a cute but stupid-looking eight headed dragon.
Kyo : What are these for?
Iori : Umm... Nothing, you'll probably find out soon enough.
They continued their search.
Then they heard Iori yelling.
Iori : Here! I've found it! The mirror I've found it!
Kyo and Shingo quickly went to join Iori
There they found a clean mirror on a dusty table.
The mirror had golden frame that formed the shape of eight serpents.
Kyo : This? Whazzis?
Shingo : Isn't it a mirror?
Iori : (A wild look in his eyes) No, it's Orochi!!!
OROCHI!!!
All of a sudden Iori went rampage.
He ran to the cute but stupid-looking Eight-headed Dragon Doll and began slashing and throwing purple flames at it, causing the whole line of dolls to shake.
At that moment, Kyo also saw several dolls of him, but they're wrecked up.
Both Kyo and Shingo then realized what those dolls are for.
Kyo : Unbelievable! He's using those dolls to his anger!
Shingo : Uh-huh, unbelievably psychotic!
Shingo sat on a nearby chair.
A minute passed by, the doll now looks really scrapped.
Kyo : Hey Iori, are you done?
Iori stopped.
Iori : Uh, yeah, I guess so...
Kyo : Good, now explain this to us. (points at the mirror)
Iori : Actually, I don't really know too, all I know that it has magical powers which may be dangerous, that's why I called you here.
Kyo : You're actually hoping me to understand this?! You stupid shit! Why didn't you just call Chizuru instead?
Iori : Uhh... I don't know her number; I was also hoping you do.
Kyo : Well, I don't, so we have to solve this on our own eh?
Iori : I will much appreciate your help...
They started examining the mirror, trying to look professional but instead looked like two very idiotic foreigners. Shingo then stood up eagerly to help.
Shingo : Come on, Yagami-san, Kusanagi-san, I'll help you out!
Kyo : NO!
Iori : I don't think it's a good idea...
Shingo : Oh, come on, don't reject kindness from others. And anyway, you two obviously needed help...
Shingo broke the mirror.
Shingo : Oooooh, no! Why do I always have rotten lucks with mirrors? 7 years bad luck and now another!
Kyo : And 7 years hated and slashed by Iori...
Shingo : Wha...? Whoooppsss....
Iori's eyes turned RED!
This really does, look bad...
Iori : You... Agh... Crazy Idiot discple of Kusanagi... Brat... I'll KILL YOU!!!
SHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shingo : AAAAAA—AAAAAAA~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs like hell)
Kyo took Shingo's chair and watched calmly as Iori chase Shingo around in obsession to kill him.
A moment later Iori was getting nearer and nearer to Shingo, but Kyo was already getting bored. After letting out a huge yawn he rose to his feet and stopped the two.
Kyo : Shhh... Come on, that's enough playing, don't you think?
Iori stopped dead; Shingo fell due to sudden stop and exhaustion.
Iori : Whath?
Kyo : Enough playing, shouldn't we go and see what we can make out of the mirror's leftovers?
Iori : Yeah, a good idea.
Kyo stood up and took the now-empty frame of the mirror.
Then he moved near the chair he and Shingo sat on, but now it's occupied by Shingo.
Iori : Can you make out anything?
Kyo : No, bad luck.
Shingo suddenly pulled the handle of the mirror along with Kyo's hand.
Shingo : Here, let me try...
Kyo : No way! You're not gonna make it worse!
Shingo : But I just wanna help...!
Kyo : You're no help!
As their pulling continues, Iori sighed, observing them.
Iori : Duh, I wish something unusual happens...
Kyo & Shingo : What?
*FLASH!*
A flash of light (isn't it obvious?) emitted from the empty mirror frame, Kyo and Shingo who were near the object gained temporary blindness, but Iori recovered in just a second.
Shingo : Hey, hey, what happened?
Iori : It emitted a flash of light...
Kyo : Where am I? The chair doesn't feel at all cushy no more...
Iori : Of course, you've been on the floor.
Shingo : What?
Kyo : No! I was on the chair...
Shingo : Oh, my sight's returning...
Kyo : Mine too! Hey, I'm still on the chair alright!
Shingo : Me too, I'm still on the fl–o–o–...r?
Iori : What's happening here?
Kyo : Whooooopppssss...
Shingo : No dammit!!! I'm not there! I'm here!!! I'm there! Not here!!!
Kyo & Shingo : AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So? Figured it out?
Sorry for taking so long, and my writing's lame too...
Shingo and Kyo switched bodies if you didn't figure it out because of my stupid style of writing... Sorry if you die of boredom (again)...
By the way, the story I wrote about Iori is (of course, it's very stupid) not at all true.
In the next chapter it's gonna be a living hell for Kyo, while Shingo's happy to be able to control flame. But still, life will never be sweet if you're on other's shoes.
The first proof is Benimaru's and Goro's visit to Kyo's house.
Review please, thanks for reading...