Lord of the flies- My version
Once upon a time, there was a horrible war going on wich started with a ping pong match between Tony Blair and George W. Bush.... Bush lost and had a bit of a temper tantrum and Blair only made it worse by calling him a 'pooh pooh muffin-head' followed by the childish call, 'nana nana boggers'. Now because this war was so dangerous the people of London thought it would be best to send their little boys into planes over uncharted lands, so that's what they did. And the plane chrashed and everyone but the grown ups survived. One boy who was just about to reach adulthood but not quite washed up on shore and thought it would be a good idea take his clothes off so he could run around naked. He found another boy named Porkey. He was called Porkey because he was morbidly obiest. They rounded up all the little kids and made there own tribe called the 'Shlama-Llama-Ding-Dongs' and their own form of long distance communication was an Oscar Mayer Wennie Whistle they found in a magic conch shell. The Shlama-Llama-Ding-Dongs met up with another group of boys who were actually every anoying male British pop singer such as the members of Blue, and the boys from SClub7. Together they went pig hunting and killed a mommy pig and ate the babies and raped the corpse because it was the only thing around they didn't want to be open with their homosexuality.... espically Porkey. One day The naked boy, who we shall call Fearless-Leader and the male members of SClub7 where going for a stroll across a big hill known as Mt.Doom when they saw a Desert hideout full of pretty redhead girls in purple bras and parachuite pants. Yes, the Gerudo. They gathered the rest of the British male pop-stars and the Shlama-Llama-Ding-Dongs and raced to the fortress so that they may get some action. But the Gerudo's were not interested in little boys or crappy singers..... so they ate them. And everyone lived happily ever after.
The end
P.S The guy in the parachuite who was supposed to be looking for the boys was not killed because the Gerudo's ate the Shlama-Llama-Ding-Dongs, so he built himself a tropical house and had a monkey butler named Giles, and he went to see the Gerudo's and because he wasn't a little boy or a crappy singer, got some nice pieces of Gerudo-ass. ohhhhhhhh yea!
Once upon a time, there was a horrible war going on wich started with a ping pong match between Tony Blair and George W. Bush.... Bush lost and had a bit of a temper tantrum and Blair only made it worse by calling him a 'pooh pooh muffin-head' followed by the childish call, 'nana nana boggers'. Now because this war was so dangerous the people of London thought it would be best to send their little boys into planes over uncharted lands, so that's what they did. And the plane chrashed and everyone but the grown ups survived. One boy who was just about to reach adulthood but not quite washed up on shore and thought it would be a good idea take his clothes off so he could run around naked. He found another boy named Porkey. He was called Porkey because he was morbidly obiest. They rounded up all the little kids and made there own tribe called the 'Shlama-Llama-Ding-Dongs' and their own form of long distance communication was an Oscar Mayer Wennie Whistle they found in a magic conch shell. The Shlama-Llama-Ding-Dongs met up with another group of boys who were actually every anoying male British pop singer such as the members of Blue, and the boys from SClub7. Together they went pig hunting and killed a mommy pig and ate the babies and raped the corpse because it was the only thing around they didn't want to be open with their homosexuality.... espically Porkey. One day The naked boy, who we shall call Fearless-Leader and the male members of SClub7 where going for a stroll across a big hill known as Mt.Doom when they saw a Desert hideout full of pretty redhead girls in purple bras and parachuite pants. Yes, the Gerudo. They gathered the rest of the British male pop-stars and the Shlama-Llama-Ding-Dongs and raced to the fortress so that they may get some action. But the Gerudo's were not interested in little boys or crappy singers..... so they ate them. And everyone lived happily ever after.
The end
P.S The guy in the parachuite who was supposed to be looking for the boys was not killed because the Gerudo's ate the Shlama-Llama-Ding-Dongs, so he built himself a tropical house and had a monkey butler named Giles, and he went to see the Gerudo's and because he wasn't a little boy or a crappy singer, got some nice pieces of Gerudo-ass. ohhhhhhhh yea!