[Scary idea. Rekai Tantei (And Keiko at one point) sing together. LOL!!! You will all like this. Non shounen ai if that's what you're thinking.]

Disclaimer: I dun own YYH. If I did Hiei and Kurama would be in their boxers in every episode, Kuwabara wouldn't exsist and Yusuke would have already said he loved Keiko. I also don't own the song Say My Name or Destiny's Child.

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Say My Name

(Rekai Tantei sing about having to save people.)

Hiei: Say my name, say my name

If no one is around you

And I have to save you

I can act like it's a game



Kurama: Say my name, say my name

If things are gettin' violent

And Kuwabara cries less

then I can save the day

Yusuke: Say my name, say my name

If no one is around you

And I have to save you

I can act like it's a game

Kuwabara: Say my name, say my name

If things are gettin' violent

And If I start to cry less

then I can save the day



Yusuke: Any other day

You would call and you would say

'Yusuke how's your day'

But today, it ain't the same

Kuwabara: There's the feeling

I don't like it

when I get a message

from the freaky spirit kid*

Hiei: Now that we are here

First of all, let me say

I am not the one

To stand around and wait



Kurama: So lets go in and see

What this castle holds

what monsters are inside

and what the challenges may be



Kuwabara: Keiko is always assuming things

Like where Urameshi seems to be

Yusuke: Why is everybody acting strange

Everybody seems to know more than me



Kurama: Maybe it's the way you usually

do not listen to us when we tell you



Hiei: If you guys are quite through

I have some ass kicking to do.

Hiei: Say my name, say my name

If no one is around you

And I have to save you

I can act like it's a game



Kurama: Say my name, say my name

If things are gettin' violent

And Kuwabara cries less

then I can save the day

Yusuke: Say my name, say my name

If no one is around you

And I have to save you

I can act like it's a game

Kuwabara: Say my name, say my name

If things are gettin' violent

And If I cry less

then I can save the day



Kurama: I'll take the first fight,

Genbu, you will die now

Now it's time to put on a show

via Suichi Minamono



Kuwabara: OK this is really gross

He can spit fire

I'm guessing that this fight

Will just be an hour or so

Hiei: Now for fight number 3

I'll win this one

Because if he is a blue

Then the black shall get victory!



Keiko: Just this question why

Do you feel you gotta lie

This isn't just a game

Why doncha just say my name?

Kuwabara: Keiko is always assuming things

Like where Urameshi seems to be

Yusuke: Why is everybody acting strange

Everybody seems to know more than me



Kurama: Maybe it's the way you usually

do not listen to us when we tell you



Hiei: If you guys are quite through

I have some ass kicking to do.

Hiei: Say my name, say my name

If no one is around you

And I have to save you

I can act like it's a game



Kurama: Say my name, say my name

If things are gettin' violent

And Kuwabara cries less

then I can save the day

Yusuke: Say my name, say my name

If no one is around you

And I have to save you

I can act like it's a game

Kuwabara: Say my name, say my name

If things are gettin' violent

And If I cry less

then I can save the day

Hiei: Say my name, say my name

If no one is around you

And I have to save you

I can act like it's a game



Kurama: Say my name, say my name

If things are gettin' violent

And Kuwabara cries less

then I can save the day

Yusuke: Say my name, say my name

If no one is around you

And I have to save you

I can act like it's a game

Kuwabara: Say my name, say my name

If things are gettin' violent

And If I cry less

then I can save the day

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Yuki: Done?

Kaze: 8has a tired look on her face and nods*

Yuki: She won't tell you so I will. We still want to know if we should expand this fic to other animes. Review and tell us if we should. Arigatou R&R.