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Inuyasha was right it was a long drive Kagome was bouncing off the walls talking 95 mph.
Miroku was about to pull his little ponytail out but instead he fiddles with his clothes.
Kagome started chewing on the seat belt.
"Kagome stop that." Sango flicked Kagome's nose. Inuyasha saw this and chuckled because his mom had done that a few times when he was being a bad boy/Dog when she was alive.
Kagome started to whimper and Hold her nose.
"Kagome stop acting like a dog its bad enough you do that back in tha dorm." Sango stated
"She acts like that all the time?" Miroku raised a suspicious eyebrow. Sango nodded.
"That's not normal but well Kagome isn't normal anyways." Inuyasha teased
"You guys are mean everyone teases me." Kagome pouted
"Cry me a river." Inuyasha retorted
"Yeah and will call it 'Inupoophead river'." Kagome huffed
"Or Dog Turd Lake." Miroku chuckled
"Shut up Miroku I told you not to say that!" Inuyasha growled in warning
"Fine whatever so where we a eatin'." Miroku put his arm on the back of the seat and that made Sango watch him out of the corner of her eye.
"Pizza Hut!" Kagome smiled
"Kagome could you not think of a healthier place to eat. If you eat too much pizza we could gain weight ya know." Sango sighed " oh wait I forgot the Model factor."
"What model factor?" Miroku asked
"I can eat what ever I want and never gain a pound." Kagome chimed and started bouncing around in her seat.
"That's just like Inuyasha I mean he ain't even got a beer belly." Miroku added "he's lucky I have to work out." He raised his shirt to reveal his well toned chest.
"Miroku stop trying to show off." Inuyasha growled
"What does he have a better looking chest than you do?" Kagome batted her eyelashes. Inuyasha blushed a deep crimson.
"No it just gets aggravating." He huffed and they came upon a stoplight
"Well then prove it." Kagome said slyly step three kicking in a tiny bit.
"Feh fine." He raised his shirt just a little bit and just about as fast as he raised it up he pulled it back down. Kagome whistled
"I guess you ain't gotta worry about Miroku being any competition." Kagome said
"Shut up Kagome Miroku looks just as good as Inuyasha." Sango argued
"So you do like me." Miroku said slyly. Sango blushed and looked out the window
"Green light." Kagome chirped and started bouncing around again. Out of no where she started giggling.
"Great just what we need." Sango sighed and smacked her forehead
"What is it?" Inuyasha growled because Kagome was looking right at him.
"Anyone got duck tape." Sango joked. Miroku dug between the seat and pulled out a roll of duck tape.
" I was just kidding. To shut Kagome up when she is having one of these spells is to say..." Sango drew in a breath "Ten hut!"
Kagome straightened in her seat and had a straight face and was looking forward like she was in attention.
"Whoa I'll have to remember that." Inuyasha said looking at kagome from the corner of his eye.
They turned into pizza hut Kagome still at attention. When they parked it was complicated to get Kagome out of the truck while still in attention so they had only one other choice.
"At ease Kagome." Sango finally sighed after a few seconds of trying to find the right command. Kagome shook off like a little puppy.
"Phew I'm glad that's over." Kagome stretched
"What's over Private!" Sango boomed
Kagome jumped out of the truck and stood straight again
"Man I feel sorry for Kagome." Miroku sighed
"Hey wait you ain't my commander so I ain't gotta listen to you." Kagome said Relaxing and sticking her tongue out at Sango.
"Shoot at least it lasted for a little while. Sorry Inu." Sango said apologetically.
"What for?" Inuyasha asked locking the truck.
"Just wait." Sango Chuckled.
They walked in and had to wait to be seated like normal.
A waiter walked up to them and guess who it was it was Lee but she had a wig so the humans couldn't tell but Inuyasha could smell her scent.
"Smoking or non- smoking." Lee asked staring at Inuyasha from the corner of her eye.
"You already know the answer." Inuyasha growled so only Lee heard him.
"We'll take the non-smoking section." Sango said not knowing Inuyasha had said something.
Lee turned and set them at a booth. Inuyasha naturally sat next to Kagome and Miroku sat next to Sango.
"What will you guys have?" Lee asked in a candy-coated voice.
"Stuff crust cheese pizza with olives." Kagome said starting to bounce around again.
"Kagome remember I'm allergic to Olives." Sango said
"You're allergic to olives dear Sango?" Miroku asked putting his arm around Sango in a comforting way.
"Yeah but don't make a big deal out of it" Sango Picked Miroku's arm off her shoulder.
"Uh Hum." Lee started tapping her foot on the ground
"Just get us a stupid stuffed crust pizza with only cheese on it." Inuyasha snapped wanting Lee to leave
'Oh temper, temper Inuyasha' Lee said telepathically
'Lee just get on with the pizza and leave.' Inuyasha growled back
Lee wrote down their order and Left and headed to the kitchen.
"How long does it take for pizza to get finished?" Kagome asked bouncing around
" From 15 to 30 minutes." Miroku replied
"Ahhh! That's way to long its longer than, than three minutes!" Kagome gasped
"I guess you'll make it to step three before the food gets here." Sango said a little smirk on her face. Inuyasha wasn't really paying attention to the conversation he was just wondering why Lee was at the pizza hut.
Kagome all of a sudden was holding his hand and was laying her head on his shoulder and he didn't notice she was there until she snuggled closer. Inuyasha jumped a little on the inside and started to blush a deep crimson.
Sango and Miroku was laughing at Inuyasha's facial expression.
Finally the pizza arrived. Lee delivering of course since she was the waiter for them.
"Enjoy your pizza and here are your cokes." Lee set the pizza down using one hand and in the other set four cokes down on the table Kagome had sweet tea.
"Could I have a lemon?" Kagome asked. Lee turned and started walking away and threw a lemon over her shoulder not even looking to see if it made it to Kagome's glass. Some how it landed right in Kagome's glass not even splashing a drop.
"How do they do that?" Miroku asked very dumbfounded.
"Practice." Sango said getting a piece of pizza.
"Hey look its snowing on pizza land." Kagome had the Parmesan cheese and was loading her slice of pizza with it.
"Whoa Kagome calm down on the cheese." Inuyasha grabbed the cheese shaker away from Kagome. He noticed his claws were a little sharper than normal but he guessed it was because lee was near.
They ate for at least five minutes before Lee returned.
"Can I help you with anything?" She asked her voice as smooth as honey
"Nah we're fine." Kagome said
'Are you fine lee sounds like something is wrong with your voice?' Inuyasha said using telepathy
'Cram it dog snot' Lee snapped at him but never showed anything bothered her on the outside. She once again walked away.
They began eating and started talking about school and everything. They talked about their grades and surprisingly Inuyasha made ok grades he even did better than Miroku.
Everyone got full Kagome ate more than anyone she had two pieces and everyone else just had one slice they weren't really hungry.
Lee came back around bringing the bill. She sat it on the table and Left.
"Miroku you're getting this one." Inuyasha stated
"Ok." Miroku slipped the money in the bill folder.
"I'll get the tab an met you guys at the truck." Inuyasha said finding a piece of paper and he found a pen.
Kagome, Sango, and Miroku went on outside to wait for Inuyasha.
Inuyasha wrote something on a the paper and put it under the bill folder and left.
Lee swung around and picked up the piece of paper and chuckled.
'Keep the H*** away from me and my friends and if you have anything to say about that you can kiss my half demon butt'
The trip taking the girls to their dorm was very quiet because Kagome fell asleep so Inuyasha had to carry her to up to her room.
They made sure Sango and Kagome was safe before they headed off they had school the next day so they needed to get to bed.
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