[A weird idea I had while humming it to myself in the car, Just do NOT ask about where the heck my ideas come from.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in the Fanfic, I espcially don't own YYH.

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The Beer Song

(Atsuko sings about her favorite drink)

Atsuko: Oh... what is the malted liquor

that gets you drunken quicker?

What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)

Can't get enough of it (Beer)

and I really love it (Beer)

It always gets me a man (Beer)

I could kiss and hug it (Beer)

I don't wanna chug it (Beer)

Don't need my belly out to here (Beer)

I could not refuse a (Beer)

I could really use a beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

I can't remember how much I have had

I drank a twelve-pack with my little man.

Yusuke: Why can't Mom just find a manly stud

I've gotta find her a bud

Mom have some pretzels

Atsuko: No, I'll call it quits

Those things give me the shlits

Rekai Tantei: ha ha ha

Atsuko: Drink with your family

And with your friends

Drink till your fat, stomach distends

Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you

We like to drink till we spew!

Rekai Tantei: Ew!

Atsuko: Who cares if we get fat?

I'll drink to that

As we sing once more...

Oh... what is the malted liquor

that gets you drunken quicker?

What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)

Can't get enough of it (Beer)

and I really love it (Beer)

It always gets me a man (Beer)

I could kiss and hug it (Beer)

I don't wanna chug it (Beer)

Don't need my belly out to here (Beer)

Golly, I adore it! (Beer)

Come on dammit, pour it!

Do it for me, brew it for me

Feed it to me, speed it to me

The most wonderful drink in the world

HOORAY!!!!!!

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Kaze: I have an extremely screwed up head!! Juuuuuust Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease Review any ideas or vauge thoughts! ONEGAI!!!!