Ok,. This is just me at my most creative moment at school, we are currently
in Chemistry class watching some awful movie, it's boring. So, enjoy this
strange mumble-jumble, and tell me how you all like it.
One day, Ron Weasly was digging a hole in the ground with a beaver, when a mysterious clown came up to him, also holding a beaver.
"Hey young man, this beaver is so much better." The clown said.
Ron shook his head.
"Sir, I like my beaver, my mom told me not to lose it or she will ground me."
The clown held out his beaver.
"Son, this beaver's powers surpass the beaver you own, I want you to take this one."
Ron frowned.
"I forgot to mention that my mom told me never to take any beavers from strangers."
Ron got up and walked away, but the clown followed.
"Son, you do realize you are giving up a chance to own the best beaver in the world."
"Yes sir, because I like my beaver just fine, and no other beaver shall replace mine. No go away."
Ron walked faster, so did the clown
"This beaver is worth a million dollars, and I am trying to give it to you for free."
"Sir, I may be poor, we haven't much money, but we like to live our lives simple and clean, I cannot accept your offer."
Ron ducked and hid inside a hole in a log, the clown followed him and sat down next to Ron.
"This beaver can make your life much more simple than the one you currently live, please take my beaver."
"Sir, my beaver would get sad if I replaced it, I cannot accept your offer."
Ron got up and ran home to the burrow. After he settle down and ate his supper, he went to bed, only to find the clown in his bed next to him.
"Son, this beaver is nice and warm, and you can cuddle with it at night."
"I am sorry sir, my beaver is cuddly enough, good night."
Ron went to sleep, but the clown invaded his dreams.
"Son, you can teach the beaver to do strange tricks that your beaver cannot do."
"Sir, my beaver can chew wood, and that is all I need it to do, I cannot accept your offer."
Ron hid up in a tree, but the clown followed.
"But sir, this beaver can chew anything! Buildings, rocks, holes."
Ron faced the clown.
"Clown, please do not make me curse you, I do not want your beaver, I will not use your never, I will not cuddle with your beaver, your beaver is stupid and I hate it!" And with that, the clown frowned and he vanished. Ron woke up and cuddled with his one and only beaver. THE END.
One day, Ron Weasly was digging a hole in the ground with a beaver, when a mysterious clown came up to him, also holding a beaver.
"Hey young man, this beaver is so much better." The clown said.
Ron shook his head.
"Sir, I like my beaver, my mom told me not to lose it or she will ground me."
The clown held out his beaver.
"Son, this beaver's powers surpass the beaver you own, I want you to take this one."
Ron frowned.
"I forgot to mention that my mom told me never to take any beavers from strangers."
Ron got up and walked away, but the clown followed.
"Son, you do realize you are giving up a chance to own the best beaver in the world."
"Yes sir, because I like my beaver just fine, and no other beaver shall replace mine. No go away."
Ron walked faster, so did the clown
"This beaver is worth a million dollars, and I am trying to give it to you for free."
"Sir, I may be poor, we haven't much money, but we like to live our lives simple and clean, I cannot accept your offer."
Ron ducked and hid inside a hole in a log, the clown followed him and sat down next to Ron.
"This beaver can make your life much more simple than the one you currently live, please take my beaver."
"Sir, my beaver would get sad if I replaced it, I cannot accept your offer."
Ron got up and ran home to the burrow. After he settle down and ate his supper, he went to bed, only to find the clown in his bed next to him.
"Son, this beaver is nice and warm, and you can cuddle with it at night."
"I am sorry sir, my beaver is cuddly enough, good night."
Ron went to sleep, but the clown invaded his dreams.
"Son, you can teach the beaver to do strange tricks that your beaver cannot do."
"Sir, my beaver can chew wood, and that is all I need it to do, I cannot accept your offer."
Ron hid up in a tree, but the clown followed.
"But sir, this beaver can chew anything! Buildings, rocks, holes."
Ron faced the clown.
"Clown, please do not make me curse you, I do not want your beaver, I will not use your never, I will not cuddle with your beaver, your beaver is stupid and I hate it!" And with that, the clown frowned and he vanished. Ron woke up and cuddled with his one and only beaver. THE END.