[I was bored during english class so I wrote a nice short song about Kurama being a bishie. This chapter contains extremely slight shounen-ai. If you don't like shounen-ai, go to the next chapter. Flames of me writing this will be deleted.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot....and I probably don't even own that.

Kura the Fox Bishounen

(The hard life of a bishie described through Kurama)

Kura the fox bishounen, (bishounen)

was such a sweet guy. (Kawaii!)

A good student and gentleman, (gentleman)

he never made the ladies cry. (Such a sweetie)

All of the rabid fangirls, (fangirls)

glomped him up and down the street. (There he is!)

The fangirl's boyfriends were jealous (jealous)

and taunted his masculinity. (Leave him alone!)

Then one dark and starry night,

the YAOI fans came to say, (Oh fo~ox)

"Kurama with your eyes so bright,

we can make everything alright. "

Then the fangirls were brainwashed (brainwashed)

into liking the best couple you can see. (How sweet!)

Kura the fox bishounen, (bishounen)

You'll go down in history. (like Youko)

The roses shall stay a mystery! (Like hiei's hair!)

You'll go down in hi~isto~oryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

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Kurama: I cannot believe this..........

Nekobara and YAOI fangirls: *pat him on teh shoulder and say stuff about him and Hiei*

Yuki and anti-Yaoi people who read this by mistake: BAH!

All except Kurama: READ AND REVIEW!!!!!!!!!