Me: I'm still alive people! )))))))invisble fans clap((((((((( Bakura: (now strapped down like Hannibal) *mumbles* Not for long. Ryou: Is this really nessairy? Joey: I think he looks better this way! ^_^ Kaiba: Same here. Bakura: *glares at all* Ryou: What are you guys doing here? Kaiba: We're in this part, right? Me: Joey is but not you... yet Kaiba: *glares at me* Me: With your permission of course! 0_o Ryou: (notices Bakura getting free.) Uh... BK Me: Start the fic! Start the fic! All rans as Bakura chases them

Chapter 2 The suggestion

Sucker love is heaven sent

You pucker up, our passion's spent

My heart's a tart, your body's rent

My body's broken your's is bent

Carve your name into my arm

Instead of stressed I lie here charmed

'Cos there's nothing else to do

Every me and every you Sucker love a box I choose

No other box I choose to use

Another love I would abuse

No circumstances could excuse

In the shape of things to come

Too much poison come undone

'Cos there's nothing else to do

Every me and every you

Every me and every you

-Brian Molko/ Placebo

Ryou sighed heavily staring at his lunch. He barely talked at all today which would be normal if he hadn't started talking non-stop about this relationship with Kura.
"Hey, Ryou," It was Joey. Ryou barely looked at him.
"What happened now?" He asked as he, Yugi and Malik took a seat beside him.
"Bakura came home drunk again?" Yugi asked. Ryou nodded.
"I don't think Bakura likes me that way any more." He sniffled. Joey placed an arm around him.
"I don't think that's it." Joey offered.
"Then why does he only come to me when he's drunk?" They all just stared. Ryou was crying now.
"Hey, maybe you guys just need help." Yugi suggested. Ryou perked up.
"What kind of help?"
"Couples' sonsueling." Yugi repiled nodding. "It's helping Yami and me." Joey looked confused.
"You two need consueling?" They all said in disbelief. Yugi nodded.
"Let's just say being pharaoh has made Yami selfish." They all laughed. Yugi pulled from his pocket a pamphet.
"Here." He offered it to all the boys.
"Dr. Lana's Couples' Corner, we'll put everything back into order." Malik read.
"Sounds good t'me." Joey beamed. Will Kura actually go throught with it? Will Seto go throught with it? How will I trick Marik into this one?

Bakura: (Holding knife to author) She's sorry it was short but not as sorry as she's gonna be if she ties me up again! Ryou: Kura she's learned her lesson.(Tries to untie BK) Bakura:*drags Me away* Ryou: Who will finish the next chapter? Me: You will! Ryou: *swallows* I ...will