Ryou: Well since I have no idea how to start I'll answer this one question most of you been asking. Brian

Molko is the lead singer of the band Placebo who are playing tonight in philly. Now what do I do?

Kaiba: I'll help you Ryou. After all I've always thought you were cu-

Bakura: *Knife now to Kaiba's throat* Finish that sentence and I will kill you. *growls*

Me: I'm free! ^_^

Kaiba and Joey: It worked!

Bakura: *blushes as Ryou kisses his cheek*(Actually blushes! Who would've thought!)

Ryou: Told you this fic would help our relationship.

Me: Uh...guys.

Everybody: Bakura's keeper doesn't own us or anything Yu-Gi-Oh.

Me: Expect this fic, cards and some toys.

Chapter 3 I'm not asking you, I'm telling you

It kinda went like this

Stay with me

Stay with me

Stop

Stop stammering

I uh

I uh

I

I

Stop

I forgot where I put it

I can't remember where I put it

Swallow

Swallow

Hey

Hey

What

Marilyn

Yeah

I

I

Well I

Kind of

It kinda went like this

Kinda

Stay with me

Stay with me

Stop

Stammering
Brian Molko/ Placebo

Ryou watched Bakura down beer after beer. He had been home for an hour and still had yet to tell him that they would be taking conseuling sessions. After all, Kura hated being told what to do. Joey dialed Kaiba as soon as he got home. He couldn't tell him in person what he had signed them up for. Besides he went weak at the sight of his lover.
"What?" Kaiba barked into the phone. He was at work after all.
"Seto, it's Joey."
"Aww, puppy I told you about calling me at work." A pause. "You wanna get together later?"
"No, I was actually calling to tell you that I signed us up for couples' conseuling this weekend."
"You did what?!" Joey moved the phone from his ear. Kaiba was still yelling. Joey heard a few choice swears directed his way. He felt the tears well up.
"Da what's I'm talkin' about Seto! You treat me like crap! We were doing fine when we first started dating but now ya treating me like I'm Yugi!" The boy CEO sighed.
"Fine we'll do it. Only because I have nothing planned this weekend."
"K'.'' Joey said now smiling. A beat.
"You still wanna get together?" Joey asked hopefully.
"Yea." Ok, here goes. Ryou said hoping that Bakura wasn't reading his mind at moment.
"Kura I-"
"I know what you want and the answer is no." Bakura rose from the couch and headed for the kitchen. Ryou followed whining and hating it.
"Why not? I do things you want me to do." Bakura was raiding the refridgerator.
"Name one." Ryou racked his brain.
"Last halloween when you wanted to teepee Yami and Yugi's house. I didn't want to but I did anyway." Bakura was laughing.
"I cracked him one good in the face with a frozen egg. Broke his nose." Seeing nothing good to eat he slammed the door.
"You do the session or no...no...no sex!" Bakura's eyes widen and then dilated.
"You wouldn't!" He shouted. Ryou felt smug.
"Would."
"Fine." He gruffed. Ryou throw his arms around Bakura's waist.
"I knew you see it my way." At the Istar house Mailk only uttered three words to his yami.
"You will go." Me: I help you guys enjoyed this chapter! Ryou: *sitting on Bakura's lap.* I did! Bakura: Only because you finally got your way. Ryou: *pouts* I always get my way. Bakura: Oh yeah? *They start to play fight. Bakura pins Ryou easily.* Me: Where did Kaiba and Joey go?*shrugs* Oh well! Next chapter will be session madness!