As we continued last time, the Mysterious Person was revealed!
CDMG: I-I-I CANT BELEIVE IT! YOU!?
Bandit Keith: YES IT IS I! KEITH! (Smirks)
CDMG: (looks at Mysterious Person#2) Then who are you!?
Mysterious Person#2: (Removes hood) It's me Duke.
CDMG: (Fumes) So you were the one trying to kill me!!! WHY!?
Bandit Keith: Oh stop being so dramatic. I only did it to get revenge! (Sighs) You never made me the main character, instead you made that..that..well that white haired freak the main character! I mean why not me?!?!
CDMG: The reason I made Bakura the main character is because he was the best choice, I didn't choose you because you just SUCK!
Bandit Keith: I DO NOT!
Duke: Dude, you do suck.
Bandit Keith: .....
CDMG: I mean come on! I think Pegasus has more fans then you Keith. And plus. (Glares at Keith) YOU RIPPED MY PLUSHIE!
Bandit Keith: =/
CDMG: And feel the wrath of my authoress powers! (Snaps fingers and makes Bandit Keith appear in a cage with a LARGE gorrilla)
Bandit Keith: O___O
CDMG: Revenge is mine!!! (Evil laugh)
Duke: ... O..K...Your not going to do anything to me are you?
CDMG: Maybe. If you do the disclaimer I might let ya go.
Duke: (Gulps) CDMG does NOT own YGO!
CDMG: It sooo rocks to be an authoress. ^_~
~
The second day had passed. Seto had broken up with Serenity, leaving Yami the chance to get her. Tea had calmed down after a nights sleep, she had forgotten about glomping Ryou in front of everyone during the game of Spin The Bottle.
Today was the day that Marik and Ishizu were going to meet up with the group.
None of them knew that today was going to be one of those days..And they were in for a BIG surprise.
Tea: GIRLS WAKE UP!!
Mai: (Turns to her side) No...(Yawns) Just 30 more minutes.
Tea: Guys! We have to meet Marik and Ishizu!
Kairi: (Opens her eyes) Oh yeah...
Ryouka: (Snoring)
Serenity: (Throws pillow at Ryouka) Ryouka...!
Ryouka: (Gets hit but still is sleeping AND snorring) ZZzzz
Serenity: (Throws pillow over her head) Ryouka! Shut up!
Ryouka: (Turns to her other side) Just 3 more minutes...ZZzz
Tea: -___-;; Ryouka...
Mai: (Sits up) I'm surprised I slept good after Ryouka's snoring..
Kairi: Yo, me too.
Serenity: (Rolls off her bed) Oof!
Kairi, Tea, Mai: -____-;;
Ryouka: (Cocks her head up and looks at Serenity) What are YOU doing on the floor?
Serenity: (Gets up) I have no idea.
Tea: Well, I'm glad that you are awake. Now can you girls get dressed? We have to go to that market so we can shop and meet up with the Ishtars.
Ryouka: (Yawns) Fine.
In the guys room.
Joey: ZZzzzZZ
Seto: ZZzzZ
Ryou: ZZzzzz
Yami:ZZZzzzZ
Yugi: ZZZZZZz
~
After an hour of getting dressed the girls walked out of their doors. They noticed that the guys room was really quiet. Well..Not really, snore could be heard.
Serenity: (Looks over and see's a maid) Um excuse me?
Maid: (Looks at Serenity)
Serenity: Can you please open this door? You see the guys I think are over sleeping and we have to meet someone.
Maid: (Looks dumbfounded)
Kairi: -_-; Let me talk. (Tanslates on what Serenity said)
Maid: OOh! (Nods head and pulls out the keys)
Ryouka: Show off.
Kairi: (Glares daggers at Ryouka)
Maid: (Opens the door)
Tea: (First to walk in) Shhh (Whispering to the girls) Jump on them. (Winks)
The 3 girls nod their head. Ryouka sweatdrops at them as he watches Tea jump on Ryou, Mai jumps on Joey, Seren on poor little Yugi, Kairi on Seto. Ryouka sighed as she pushed Yami off the bed.
Yugi: WERE BEING ATTACKED! (Falls over)
Serenity: -_____-;; Yugi...
Joey: (Blushing like mad) MAI!! (Notices the position he's in)
Mai: _; Sorry! (Gets off red faced)
Yami: RYOUKA!! (Gets up) How rude!
Ryouka: (Smirks at his boxers) Little pharoh comfy in his little boxers?
Yami: Hmmph. At least i'm not wearing girls underwear.
Ryouka: (Crosses arms) FYI pharoh its boxers for girls. Duh!
Yami: .....
Seto: What is the meaning of this intrusion!? (Covers himself with the blanket)
Serenity: Oh relax Kaiba were just waking you guys up to meet up with Marik.
Seto: Knocking could have worked too!
Serenity: Welll soooorrry!
The guys:....
Tea: Come on guys we have to meet Ishizu and her brother.
Yami: Hopefully that blonde maniac doesn't take my item..
Ryouka: He better not take mines. (Hugs the ring)
Yami: You going to hug the eye too?
Ryouka: No. Takes out sennen eye and holds it in front of Yugis face)
Yugi: Eww! YAMI!
Yami: RYOUKA YOU BITCH!
Serenity: Yami!
Yami: Sorry...
Everyone in the room 'cept Seren and yami: (Anime fall)
Tea: (gets up) Can you PLEASE get dressed?!
Ryou: We will after you girls get out! I don't think anyone of us wants you girls to watch us change.
Kairi: I'm sure Tea would love to see that.eh Ryou? (Winks)
Tea: O_O
~
After an hour all of the guys were now dressed. Seto. Yami, Yugi, Ryou and Joey waited in the foyer for the girls to come down. Just as they did, the 10 walked out of the hotel and into the limo. They were to meet Marik in the market.
After a 10 minute drive the limo stopped in front of a crowd, where they saw lots of stores and children running around. One by one the girls got out first, thenthe guys. They were amazed at what they saw.
Suddenly an old women walked up to Yami, her scary green eyes stared into his.
Yami: O_O;
Yugi: (Whispers to Yami) I think she likes you.
Joey: Yami..You have got to stop attacting those type of women,
Yami: ....Shut up Joey. (Looks at the women) Can I help you?
The old women continued to stare at him for 10 seconds. After that she started hitting him with her purse.
Yami: OW! (Gets hit) STOP THAT!
Seto: (Cracking up) Hahahahaha Yami what did you do scare her?!
Yami: (gets hit) STOP THAT LADY!
Old lady: You! You the animal who sleep with daughter!!
Yami: O____________O;;;;;;
Girls: O_O
Guys: (Laughing their butts off) XD
Yami: I didn't sleep with no girl! (gets hit) Thats it! (Storms out into the market as the women chases after him)
Tea: That was....
Mai: Interesting...
Someone: There you are!! (Runs up to them)
Ryou: Oh look who it is!
Yugi: Marik!?
Malik: (Stops in front of them)Nope. It's Malik now. Since I'm back home I'm using my Egyptian name. So is Ishizu, which is now Isis!. (Smiles) Anyways, I'm surprised you made it. (Slaps Ryou on the back causing him to wince)
Ryou: -_-;
(A.N: Sorry guys I change his name because I like the name Malik. and for me Marik is for the darker half. But in the first couple chapter I used Mariks name as the light *Sweatdrop* Anyways I hope that I didn't confuse you.^^)
Malik: I hope you guys-(looks at the girls) And girls had fun here in my birth place.
Mai: Oh yeah it was a blast, (While filing her nails)
Malik: (Sweatdrop) ... (Looks over to Ryouka) Well heeeelloo there! (Slaps her butt) How you doing hot cakes?
Ryouka: O____O Are you mad?!
Malik: (Blinks) No.
Ryouka: Do you have any idea who I am!?
Kaiba: (Sighs) I'm going to get my computer from the car, excuse me.
Malik: Hmmph, you went and brought that stubborn ass?
Serenity: As a matter of fact. Yes.
Malik: (Winks at Ryouka) So whats your name? (Looks at Ryou then to Ryouka) And why do you two look the same?
Ryouka: My name for the past week is Ryouka, but I'm sure you know me as BAKURA!
Malik: O________O
Ryouka: Hmmph. (Crosses arms) And next time you slap my ass, I will sureley rip your arm off and shove it up your butt.
Joey: Whoa..
Malik: (Pauses) What in the 7 hells happen to you?!?!?!
Yami: (Runs back panting) I (breathes) lost that crazy (breathes) lunitic! (Looks at Malik.) You!
Malik: (Glares back at Yami)You!? What are YOU doing here?
Yami: What are YOU here?
Malik: You can't ask me that!! I live here!!
Yugi: -_-; He may had been the worst villan in Domino but now he acts so much like a child.
Ryouka: Malik!
Malik: (Glares away from Yami) What?
Ryouka: I need that spell book!
Malik: What for?
Ryouka: (Crosses arms) Do I need to answer that?
Malik: (Pauses)Nevermind...Ryouka..Uh..Bakura...Or whatever the hell I should call you...umm..How can I put this...um...(Breathes and goes rewally fast) AfewdaysagoIlostthebookandnowicantfindit!!!
Ryouka:.... What the hell did you just say?
Malik: A few days ago I lost the book and now I can't find it!
Ryouka: ... WHAT!?!?! (Curses in Egyptian)
Malik: (Winces) It's some where at home! But I don't know where....(Pauses) Where'd you learn to speak Egyptian?!?!?
Ryouka: (Pauses) I don't bloody know!!! MALIK FIND THAT BOOK!!
Malik: (Winces)
Tea: You better find it before this girl pulls some PMS.
Yami: (Blinks) What is it with you people and those 3 letters?! WHAT IS IT?!
Ryou: (Scratches the back of his neck) Yami your too young to understand.
Yami: I'm 5000 years old. Now how can that be too young?
Ryouka: 'Oh bloody Ra...' Malik take us to your house. I WANT THAT BOOK!
Malik: Alright already! (Waves hands in front of him) Just get in that limo and I'll drive you there.
Kaiba: (Comes back an hears what Malik said) Um..We already have a driver.
Malik: Not anymore. That camel over there just dragged him into the dessert.
All 'cept Malik: (Anime fall)
~
As they finally made it to Malik's house everyone rushed out of the limo praying to the lords that they had survived that ride. Malik had seemed to run into a camel and a few rocks causing some dents. In other words to put it, he was a MUCH worse driver then Joey. Or better yet, Yami.
Malik: Home! (Sniffs the air) hmm Isis is cooking something...(pauses) ISIS!! (Runs into the house)
Tea: That was unexpected..(walking towards the door with Kairi, Mai and Seren.)
Yami: (Rushed next to them) ^_^
Ryouka: When its Isis cooking, something is bound to happen.
Joey: (Facefaults)
the 10 teens (Well not all teens - -;) walking into the large house. Smoke filled the air as they entered. Instantly they all started coughing.
They all rushed into the kitchen to be shocked at Isis' guest. He was none other then Shadi himself!
Shadi: (Sticks pot into sink) I guess that It is not my destiny to cook.
Isis: -_-; Yep. (Turns around and see's the gang) Oh hello all! (Smiles) How was your trip?
Shadi: (See's them too) Well, if it isn't the group. How are you all today?
Ryouka: Like crap.
Mai: Tired.
Joey: Hungry.
Yugi: -_-' Joey your always hungry...
Shadi: Well you are just in time I had just made supper.
Everyone turns to their attention to the table. O_O they saw some burnt meat and some weird goo which Isis had said was Shadi's secret sauce.
Isis: (See's Ryouka) Hello, who are you?
Ryouka: Bakura.(Simply answers)
Isis: ....
Yami: Come on Isis you know you want to laugh.
Ryouka: (looks away) Shut up Yami!
Serenity: (Places hand on Ryouka's shoulder.) Now come on guys! Don't be mean.
Ryouka: (Blushes)
Yami: (Growls)
Isis: (Still speachless)
Ryou: She's not saying anything.
A small snicker escaped Isis lips as she started to crack up. It was weird for the group to see this serious women laughing like a child.
Malik started laughing too, which caused the whole group (Except Ryou, Tea, Ryouka and Serenity) to laugh with Isis.
Ryouka: (Fuming up) MALIK! STOP LAUGHING!!!
Malik: (Smirks and looks at Ryouka) Why!?
Ryouka: Because I'm going to pulvarize you! If you don't find that book I swear to ra that you will NOT live until the age of 18!!!
Malik: (blinks) I'm already 18.....
Ryouka: ...... Shut up!
Yami: (Slaps Ryouka's back) Oh relax!
Ryouka: (Elbows Yami) hush it!
Malik: O_O. Ok i'll find it!
Isis: (Sighs) Now Ryouka you have to tell me how this all started... (Giggles)
Ryouka: (rolls eyes) Oh ra...Please help me!
~
Malik: (Walks into the living room and see's a pile of books.)
Yami: (Walks in too) Need help?
Malik: Not from you.
Yami: Can we PLEASE put our differences behind us, and let me help?
Malik: Why?
Yami: (Sighs) I don't feel like explaining.
Malik: Fine. (Knocks books off another.)
Yami: 'Once I find that book I am going to destroy it!' (Smirks and starts rummaging aroung)
After 16 minutes something caught Yami's eye. He lifted the book up and saw the word 'Spells' He instantly knew that this was Malik was looking for. (Hmm Yami found the book 16 minutes and Malik spent almost a week. O.o;)
Yami: (Hides the book underneath his shirt.)
Malik: (Looks at Yami and see's his flat tummy.) What's that?
Yami: Hmm? Nothing...
Malik: Your hiding something.
Yami: No I'm not.
Malik: Yes you are. Somethings in your shirt.
Yami: Its called my stomache..
Malik: (eyes Yami) You found the book, didn't you.
Yami: ..No! (Runs off)
Malik: O_O YAMI!
From the kitchen.
Isis: What was that?
Malik: (Runs in) Yami found the book..I think..And he's run off!
Ryouka: WHAT!? (Rushed out the door in a cloud of smoke.)
Ryou: Uh..Should we follow? (See's everyone gone. cept Kaiba.) I guess thats a yes. (Goes after them)
Kaiba: Like I'm going to follow them.
~
Ryouka runs out the door and frantically looks around, her cold eyes glanced to the side and saw Yami run into a weird house. Instantly he ran after him inside.
Just as Ryouka entered the house, she continued to look. She was furiated. How dare Yami take the book and run off with it. What the hell was he thinking? Ryouka called out to yami multiple times, listening carefullly for any sound. Suddenly she heard the sounds of paper ripping.
Ryouka: o.O 'I hope he's not doing what I think he's doing!' (Runs into the room where the sound is coming from'
RIP!
BURN!
CRACKLE!
Ryouka: YAMI! (Glares at him) What are you doing?! GIVE ME THAT BOOK YOU FERN HEAD!
Yami: Never! (Throws the book in) Now revenge is mine after so long, robber!
Ryouka: YOU FOOL! (Punched Yami and tries to reach for the book, his hand burns from the heat.)
Yami: (Stands up, smirking) Now you will never return to your 'normal' self again!
Ryouka: (Growls angrily while watching the book turn into ashes) I should have had the chance to murder you in battle city. I should have killed you! SLOW AND PAINFULLY! (Tackles Yami)
After looking for a few minutes everyone ran into the room, there they saw Ryouka knocking Yami into a pulp. Her face red and angered. What had Yami done this time?
Tea: Guys! Calm down! (Pulls them apart but gets elbowed by Yami) OW!
Yami: O_O Oh.. Sorry Tea.
Tea: Grrr (Tackles Yami)
Ryouka: (Blinks)
Yami: Get off me!
Tea: NO! THAT HURT!
Ryou: (Pulls Tea off.) Ok Tea, calm down.
Ryouka: No! Let her beat him up! He burned my only chance of ever returning back to normal. (Her voice low but cold)
Yugi: Yami you what..?
Yami: (Sighs) It's true. (Stands up) I did burn the book with the spells on it. His chance of ever returning back to normal is gone.
Joey: Why?
Yami: Because I hate him. (glares at him)
Ryouka: Well, I hate you too but you don't see me complaining. (Sighs) Now because of you im stuck like this. Being a girl is so damn hard. Having childish boys follow you in the mall, having Kaiba as a boyfriend. For gods sakes I feel gay! (Shudders) All I wanted was to go back, but could I? NO! Yami here had to be so damn selfish and burn the damn thing. (Falls back on a chair, for once everyone saw a hurt look on the face) I was born a male and I'm suppose to stay that way.
From Yugi's pocket, the little stone that Malik sent glowed a crimson color. Everyone soon noticed it as Yugi pulled it out. Just then the rest of the gang walked in noticing the light. What was happening here?
The room soon flashed and there sat a male Bakura. His blinked dumbfoundedly as everyone stared at him. What were they looking at?
Bakura: What? Do I have something on my face?
Kaiba: (Faints)
Everyone: -___-;
Shadi: This is the strangest thing I have ever seen. (Walks towards Bakura.)
Bakura: (Still doesn't have a clue.) What are you looking at!?
Serenity: (Aproaches Bakura) Your a guy again!
Bakura: (Turns his head to a mirror) Oh ra! I'm back! (Glares at Yami) HA! To think you could defeat me?! Mwhahaha!
Everyone: (Sweat drop)
Kaiba: (wakes up) Ugh..my head..(looks at Bakura) Oh no..Don't tell me you are..R-R- (Couldn't even say the name)
Bakura: Ryouka? Yes. It seems that we should fill you in on the deta-
Kaiba: (Passes out again.)
Bakura:...
Kairi: Now that your back to normal we should spend the last day relaxing. We have to go the airport in the morning.
Joey: Yeah! I wanna try that food..whats it called again..Krab?
Malik: No. (walks out the door with a following Joey)
Joey: Krib?
Malik: No.
Joey: Krob?
Malik:(sighs) Kabob!
Everyone soon walks out the door. The last one is Serenity.
Serenity: You must be so happy that your back to normal.
Bakura: (Smirks) Yep. (Puts arms around Serenity) So.. What about a date?
Serenity: Um..No.
Bakura: (Facefaults.)
Serenity: Joking!
Yami: (Still fuming.)
Bakura: Oh! Which I remember now. (Turnes to Yami and chants a spell which he remebered quite clearly now.)
Yami: O.O NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Serenity: Oh my god yami! Your a girl!!
From outside everyone heard Seren. They rushed only to fill the room with laughter. Now it was Yami's turn to be a girl. Bakura smirked to himself as he left the house still with his arms around Serens shoulder. He had won and Yami had lost.
The end.
IM FINISHED! OH MY GOD!!! ITS A MIRACLE!!!!! ^_^ I'm sorry if the ending wasn't what you were expecting, but I FINISHED! Heheheheheh..Just to say there will be NO sequal to this. Sorry. ^_^, anywho please enjoy reading my other stories and PLEASE review!
CDMG: I-I-I CANT BELEIVE IT! YOU!?
Bandit Keith: YES IT IS I! KEITH! (Smirks)
CDMG: (looks at Mysterious Person#2) Then who are you!?
Mysterious Person#2: (Removes hood) It's me Duke.
CDMG: (Fumes) So you were the one trying to kill me!!! WHY!?
Bandit Keith: Oh stop being so dramatic. I only did it to get revenge! (Sighs) You never made me the main character, instead you made that..that..well that white haired freak the main character! I mean why not me?!?!
CDMG: The reason I made Bakura the main character is because he was the best choice, I didn't choose you because you just SUCK!
Bandit Keith: I DO NOT!
Duke: Dude, you do suck.
Bandit Keith: .....
CDMG: I mean come on! I think Pegasus has more fans then you Keith. And plus. (Glares at Keith) YOU RIPPED MY PLUSHIE!
Bandit Keith: =/
CDMG: And feel the wrath of my authoress powers! (Snaps fingers and makes Bandit Keith appear in a cage with a LARGE gorrilla)
Bandit Keith: O___O
CDMG: Revenge is mine!!! (Evil laugh)
Duke: ... O..K...Your not going to do anything to me are you?
CDMG: Maybe. If you do the disclaimer I might let ya go.
Duke: (Gulps) CDMG does NOT own YGO!
CDMG: It sooo rocks to be an authoress. ^_~
~
The second day had passed. Seto had broken up with Serenity, leaving Yami the chance to get her. Tea had calmed down after a nights sleep, she had forgotten about glomping Ryou in front of everyone during the game of Spin The Bottle.
Today was the day that Marik and Ishizu were going to meet up with the group.
None of them knew that today was going to be one of those days..And they were in for a BIG surprise.
Tea: GIRLS WAKE UP!!
Mai: (Turns to her side) No...(Yawns) Just 30 more minutes.
Tea: Guys! We have to meet Marik and Ishizu!
Kairi: (Opens her eyes) Oh yeah...
Ryouka: (Snoring)
Serenity: (Throws pillow at Ryouka) Ryouka...!
Ryouka: (Gets hit but still is sleeping AND snorring) ZZzzz
Serenity: (Throws pillow over her head) Ryouka! Shut up!
Ryouka: (Turns to her other side) Just 3 more minutes...ZZzz
Tea: -___-;; Ryouka...
Mai: (Sits up) I'm surprised I slept good after Ryouka's snoring..
Kairi: Yo, me too.
Serenity: (Rolls off her bed) Oof!
Kairi, Tea, Mai: -____-;;
Ryouka: (Cocks her head up and looks at Serenity) What are YOU doing on the floor?
Serenity: (Gets up) I have no idea.
Tea: Well, I'm glad that you are awake. Now can you girls get dressed? We have to go to that market so we can shop and meet up with the Ishtars.
Ryouka: (Yawns) Fine.
In the guys room.
Joey: ZZzzzZZ
Seto: ZZzzZ
Ryou: ZZzzzz
Yami:ZZZzzzZ
Yugi: ZZZZZZz
~
After an hour of getting dressed the girls walked out of their doors. They noticed that the guys room was really quiet. Well..Not really, snore could be heard.
Serenity: (Looks over and see's a maid) Um excuse me?
Maid: (Looks at Serenity)
Serenity: Can you please open this door? You see the guys I think are over sleeping and we have to meet someone.
Maid: (Looks dumbfounded)
Kairi: -_-; Let me talk. (Tanslates on what Serenity said)
Maid: OOh! (Nods head and pulls out the keys)
Ryouka: Show off.
Kairi: (Glares daggers at Ryouka)
Maid: (Opens the door)
Tea: (First to walk in) Shhh (Whispering to the girls) Jump on them. (Winks)
The 3 girls nod their head. Ryouka sweatdrops at them as he watches Tea jump on Ryou, Mai jumps on Joey, Seren on poor little Yugi, Kairi on Seto. Ryouka sighed as she pushed Yami off the bed.
Yugi: WERE BEING ATTACKED! (Falls over)
Serenity: -_____-;; Yugi...
Joey: (Blushing like mad) MAI!! (Notices the position he's in)
Mai: _; Sorry! (Gets off red faced)
Yami: RYOUKA!! (Gets up) How rude!
Ryouka: (Smirks at his boxers) Little pharoh comfy in his little boxers?
Yami: Hmmph. At least i'm not wearing girls underwear.
Ryouka: (Crosses arms) FYI pharoh its boxers for girls. Duh!
Yami: .....
Seto: What is the meaning of this intrusion!? (Covers himself with the blanket)
Serenity: Oh relax Kaiba were just waking you guys up to meet up with Marik.
Seto: Knocking could have worked too!
Serenity: Welll soooorrry!
The guys:....
Tea: Come on guys we have to meet Ishizu and her brother.
Yami: Hopefully that blonde maniac doesn't take my item..
Ryouka: He better not take mines. (Hugs the ring)
Yami: You going to hug the eye too?
Ryouka: No. Takes out sennen eye and holds it in front of Yugis face)
Yugi: Eww! YAMI!
Yami: RYOUKA YOU BITCH!
Serenity: Yami!
Yami: Sorry...
Everyone in the room 'cept Seren and yami: (Anime fall)
Tea: (gets up) Can you PLEASE get dressed?!
Ryou: We will after you girls get out! I don't think anyone of us wants you girls to watch us change.
Kairi: I'm sure Tea would love to see that.eh Ryou? (Winks)
Tea: O_O
~
After an hour all of the guys were now dressed. Seto. Yami, Yugi, Ryou and Joey waited in the foyer for the girls to come down. Just as they did, the 10 walked out of the hotel and into the limo. They were to meet Marik in the market.
After a 10 minute drive the limo stopped in front of a crowd, where they saw lots of stores and children running around. One by one the girls got out first, thenthe guys. They were amazed at what they saw.
Suddenly an old women walked up to Yami, her scary green eyes stared into his.
Yami: O_O;
Yugi: (Whispers to Yami) I think she likes you.
Joey: Yami..You have got to stop attacting those type of women,
Yami: ....Shut up Joey. (Looks at the women) Can I help you?
The old women continued to stare at him for 10 seconds. After that she started hitting him with her purse.
Yami: OW! (Gets hit) STOP THAT!
Seto: (Cracking up) Hahahahaha Yami what did you do scare her?!
Yami: (gets hit) STOP THAT LADY!
Old lady: You! You the animal who sleep with daughter!!
Yami: O____________O;;;;;;
Girls: O_O
Guys: (Laughing their butts off) XD
Yami: I didn't sleep with no girl! (gets hit) Thats it! (Storms out into the market as the women chases after him)
Tea: That was....
Mai: Interesting...
Someone: There you are!! (Runs up to them)
Ryou: Oh look who it is!
Yugi: Marik!?
Malik: (Stops in front of them)Nope. It's Malik now. Since I'm back home I'm using my Egyptian name. So is Ishizu, which is now Isis!. (Smiles) Anyways, I'm surprised you made it. (Slaps Ryou on the back causing him to wince)
Ryou: -_-;
(A.N: Sorry guys I change his name because I like the name Malik. and for me Marik is for the darker half. But in the first couple chapter I used Mariks name as the light *Sweatdrop* Anyways I hope that I didn't confuse you.^^)
Malik: I hope you guys-(looks at the girls) And girls had fun here in my birth place.
Mai: Oh yeah it was a blast, (While filing her nails)
Malik: (Sweatdrop) ... (Looks over to Ryouka) Well heeeelloo there! (Slaps her butt) How you doing hot cakes?
Ryouka: O____O Are you mad?!
Malik: (Blinks) No.
Ryouka: Do you have any idea who I am!?
Kaiba: (Sighs) I'm going to get my computer from the car, excuse me.
Malik: Hmmph, you went and brought that stubborn ass?
Serenity: As a matter of fact. Yes.
Malik: (Winks at Ryouka) So whats your name? (Looks at Ryou then to Ryouka) And why do you two look the same?
Ryouka: My name for the past week is Ryouka, but I'm sure you know me as BAKURA!
Malik: O________O
Ryouka: Hmmph. (Crosses arms) And next time you slap my ass, I will sureley rip your arm off and shove it up your butt.
Joey: Whoa..
Malik: (Pauses) What in the 7 hells happen to you?!?!?!
Yami: (Runs back panting) I (breathes) lost that crazy (breathes) lunitic! (Looks at Malik.) You!
Malik: (Glares back at Yami)You!? What are YOU doing here?
Yami: What are YOU here?
Malik: You can't ask me that!! I live here!!
Yugi: -_-; He may had been the worst villan in Domino but now he acts so much like a child.
Ryouka: Malik!
Malik: (Glares away from Yami) What?
Ryouka: I need that spell book!
Malik: What for?
Ryouka: (Crosses arms) Do I need to answer that?
Malik: (Pauses)Nevermind...Ryouka..Uh..Bakura...Or whatever the hell I should call you...umm..How can I put this...um...(Breathes and goes rewally fast) AfewdaysagoIlostthebookandnowicantfindit!!!
Ryouka:.... What the hell did you just say?
Malik: A few days ago I lost the book and now I can't find it!
Ryouka: ... WHAT!?!?! (Curses in Egyptian)
Malik: (Winces) It's some where at home! But I don't know where....(Pauses) Where'd you learn to speak Egyptian?!?!?
Ryouka: (Pauses) I don't bloody know!!! MALIK FIND THAT BOOK!!
Malik: (Winces)
Tea: You better find it before this girl pulls some PMS.
Yami: (Blinks) What is it with you people and those 3 letters?! WHAT IS IT?!
Ryou: (Scratches the back of his neck) Yami your too young to understand.
Yami: I'm 5000 years old. Now how can that be too young?
Ryouka: 'Oh bloody Ra...' Malik take us to your house. I WANT THAT BOOK!
Malik: Alright already! (Waves hands in front of him) Just get in that limo and I'll drive you there.
Kaiba: (Comes back an hears what Malik said) Um..We already have a driver.
Malik: Not anymore. That camel over there just dragged him into the dessert.
All 'cept Malik: (Anime fall)
~
As they finally made it to Malik's house everyone rushed out of the limo praying to the lords that they had survived that ride. Malik had seemed to run into a camel and a few rocks causing some dents. In other words to put it, he was a MUCH worse driver then Joey. Or better yet, Yami.
Malik: Home! (Sniffs the air) hmm Isis is cooking something...(pauses) ISIS!! (Runs into the house)
Tea: That was unexpected..(walking towards the door with Kairi, Mai and Seren.)
Yami: (Rushed next to them) ^_^
Ryouka: When its Isis cooking, something is bound to happen.
Joey: (Facefaults)
the 10 teens (Well not all teens - -;) walking into the large house. Smoke filled the air as they entered. Instantly they all started coughing.
They all rushed into the kitchen to be shocked at Isis' guest. He was none other then Shadi himself!
Shadi: (Sticks pot into sink) I guess that It is not my destiny to cook.
Isis: -_-; Yep. (Turns around and see's the gang) Oh hello all! (Smiles) How was your trip?
Shadi: (See's them too) Well, if it isn't the group. How are you all today?
Ryouka: Like crap.
Mai: Tired.
Joey: Hungry.
Yugi: -_-' Joey your always hungry...
Shadi: Well you are just in time I had just made supper.
Everyone turns to their attention to the table. O_O they saw some burnt meat and some weird goo which Isis had said was Shadi's secret sauce.
Isis: (See's Ryouka) Hello, who are you?
Ryouka: Bakura.(Simply answers)
Isis: ....
Yami: Come on Isis you know you want to laugh.
Ryouka: (looks away) Shut up Yami!
Serenity: (Places hand on Ryouka's shoulder.) Now come on guys! Don't be mean.
Ryouka: (Blushes)
Yami: (Growls)
Isis: (Still speachless)
Ryou: She's not saying anything.
A small snicker escaped Isis lips as she started to crack up. It was weird for the group to see this serious women laughing like a child.
Malik started laughing too, which caused the whole group (Except Ryou, Tea, Ryouka and Serenity) to laugh with Isis.
Ryouka: (Fuming up) MALIK! STOP LAUGHING!!!
Malik: (Smirks and looks at Ryouka) Why!?
Ryouka: Because I'm going to pulvarize you! If you don't find that book I swear to ra that you will NOT live until the age of 18!!!
Malik: (blinks) I'm already 18.....
Ryouka: ...... Shut up!
Yami: (Slaps Ryouka's back) Oh relax!
Ryouka: (Elbows Yami) hush it!
Malik: O_O. Ok i'll find it!
Isis: (Sighs) Now Ryouka you have to tell me how this all started... (Giggles)
Ryouka: (rolls eyes) Oh ra...Please help me!
~
Malik: (Walks into the living room and see's a pile of books.)
Yami: (Walks in too) Need help?
Malik: Not from you.
Yami: Can we PLEASE put our differences behind us, and let me help?
Malik: Why?
Yami: (Sighs) I don't feel like explaining.
Malik: Fine. (Knocks books off another.)
Yami: 'Once I find that book I am going to destroy it!' (Smirks and starts rummaging aroung)
After 16 minutes something caught Yami's eye. He lifted the book up and saw the word 'Spells' He instantly knew that this was Malik was looking for. (Hmm Yami found the book 16 minutes and Malik spent almost a week. O.o;)
Yami: (Hides the book underneath his shirt.)
Malik: (Looks at Yami and see's his flat tummy.) What's that?
Yami: Hmm? Nothing...
Malik: Your hiding something.
Yami: No I'm not.
Malik: Yes you are. Somethings in your shirt.
Yami: Its called my stomache..
Malik: (eyes Yami) You found the book, didn't you.
Yami: ..No! (Runs off)
Malik: O_O YAMI!
From the kitchen.
Isis: What was that?
Malik: (Runs in) Yami found the book..I think..And he's run off!
Ryouka: WHAT!? (Rushed out the door in a cloud of smoke.)
Ryou: Uh..Should we follow? (See's everyone gone. cept Kaiba.) I guess thats a yes. (Goes after them)
Kaiba: Like I'm going to follow them.
~
Ryouka runs out the door and frantically looks around, her cold eyes glanced to the side and saw Yami run into a weird house. Instantly he ran after him inside.
Just as Ryouka entered the house, she continued to look. She was furiated. How dare Yami take the book and run off with it. What the hell was he thinking? Ryouka called out to yami multiple times, listening carefullly for any sound. Suddenly she heard the sounds of paper ripping.
Ryouka: o.O 'I hope he's not doing what I think he's doing!' (Runs into the room where the sound is coming from'
RIP!
BURN!
CRACKLE!
Ryouka: YAMI! (Glares at him) What are you doing?! GIVE ME THAT BOOK YOU FERN HEAD!
Yami: Never! (Throws the book in) Now revenge is mine after so long, robber!
Ryouka: YOU FOOL! (Punched Yami and tries to reach for the book, his hand burns from the heat.)
Yami: (Stands up, smirking) Now you will never return to your 'normal' self again!
Ryouka: (Growls angrily while watching the book turn into ashes) I should have had the chance to murder you in battle city. I should have killed you! SLOW AND PAINFULLY! (Tackles Yami)
After looking for a few minutes everyone ran into the room, there they saw Ryouka knocking Yami into a pulp. Her face red and angered. What had Yami done this time?
Tea: Guys! Calm down! (Pulls them apart but gets elbowed by Yami) OW!
Yami: O_O Oh.. Sorry Tea.
Tea: Grrr (Tackles Yami)
Ryouka: (Blinks)
Yami: Get off me!
Tea: NO! THAT HURT!
Ryou: (Pulls Tea off.) Ok Tea, calm down.
Ryouka: No! Let her beat him up! He burned my only chance of ever returning back to normal. (Her voice low but cold)
Yugi: Yami you what..?
Yami: (Sighs) It's true. (Stands up) I did burn the book with the spells on it. His chance of ever returning back to normal is gone.
Joey: Why?
Yami: Because I hate him. (glares at him)
Ryouka: Well, I hate you too but you don't see me complaining. (Sighs) Now because of you im stuck like this. Being a girl is so damn hard. Having childish boys follow you in the mall, having Kaiba as a boyfriend. For gods sakes I feel gay! (Shudders) All I wanted was to go back, but could I? NO! Yami here had to be so damn selfish and burn the damn thing. (Falls back on a chair, for once everyone saw a hurt look on the face) I was born a male and I'm suppose to stay that way.
From Yugi's pocket, the little stone that Malik sent glowed a crimson color. Everyone soon noticed it as Yugi pulled it out. Just then the rest of the gang walked in noticing the light. What was happening here?
The room soon flashed and there sat a male Bakura. His blinked dumbfoundedly as everyone stared at him. What were they looking at?
Bakura: What? Do I have something on my face?
Kaiba: (Faints)
Everyone: -___-;
Shadi: This is the strangest thing I have ever seen. (Walks towards Bakura.)
Bakura: (Still doesn't have a clue.) What are you looking at!?
Serenity: (Aproaches Bakura) Your a guy again!
Bakura: (Turns his head to a mirror) Oh ra! I'm back! (Glares at Yami) HA! To think you could defeat me?! Mwhahaha!
Everyone: (Sweat drop)
Kaiba: (wakes up) Ugh..my head..(looks at Bakura) Oh no..Don't tell me you are..R-R- (Couldn't even say the name)
Bakura: Ryouka? Yes. It seems that we should fill you in on the deta-
Kaiba: (Passes out again.)
Bakura:...
Kairi: Now that your back to normal we should spend the last day relaxing. We have to go the airport in the morning.
Joey: Yeah! I wanna try that food..whats it called again..Krab?
Malik: No. (walks out the door with a following Joey)
Joey: Krib?
Malik: No.
Joey: Krob?
Malik:(sighs) Kabob!
Everyone soon walks out the door. The last one is Serenity.
Serenity: You must be so happy that your back to normal.
Bakura: (Smirks) Yep. (Puts arms around Serenity) So.. What about a date?
Serenity: Um..No.
Bakura: (Facefaults.)
Serenity: Joking!
Yami: (Still fuming.)
Bakura: Oh! Which I remember now. (Turnes to Yami and chants a spell which he remebered quite clearly now.)
Yami: O.O NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Serenity: Oh my god yami! Your a girl!!
From outside everyone heard Seren. They rushed only to fill the room with laughter. Now it was Yami's turn to be a girl. Bakura smirked to himself as he left the house still with his arms around Serens shoulder. He had won and Yami had lost.
The end.
IM FINISHED! OH MY GOD!!! ITS A MIRACLE!!!!! ^_^ I'm sorry if the ending wasn't what you were expecting, but I FINISHED! Heheheheheh..Just to say there will be NO sequal to this. Sorry. ^_^, anywho please enjoy reading my other stories and PLEASE review!