3:09 p.m "Bobby wants a wrench"
In the Garage. Calls Dick Birchum.
ring ring
Birchum: Hello
Bobby: um.
Birchum: who's this.?
Bobby: the name is Fletcher, Bobby Fletcher
Birchum: hey boy you trying to impress me, what you want
Bobby: hey man if talking with a.. (Birchum interrupted him)
Birchum: listen god dammit kid tell me what the hell you want
Bobby: um... Mr. Birchum (yeah) I had a problem
Birchum: what kind of problem Technical problem? Mechanical problem? Dating problem?
Bobby: a Mechanical problem! My car.
Birchum: your car? You drive?
Bobby: yeah, I just wanted to know if you could lend me a wrench.
Birchum: me? lend you my wrench, YOU WANT ME TO LEND YOU MY WRENCH? I won't even lend my mother my wrench; do you know how to fix a car?
Bobby: laughing I guess, ill try
Birchum: bastards like u. (Bobby interrupted)
Bobby: who you calling a bastard (you) hey old guy you sound like you chocked on a cock after a good long meal
Birchum: how dare you, how dare you use that language in front of BURP hey you pussy learn your fuckin manners BURP
Bobby: I only wanted a (piece of shit) what (you heard pussy) BURP a freaking wrench
Birchum: get your non-smart ass up and buy one BURP heard BURP go BURP buy BURP one. Would you quit?
Bobby: sorry I bought a nut buster soda and it makes me BURP BURP
Birchum: hey you low life piece of shit I'm not your mother for you to be talking to me like that neither your gay friends or your homo cup-cake father of yours
Bobby: I can't belch?
Birchum: bobby bobby bobby YOU JUST DON'T GET IT THREW YOUR HORNY THICK HEAD
Bobby: hey I'm not the one jacking off over. (WHAT)
Birchum: how I know you want that wrench to fix your car. You probably order porno tapes and start jacking off with my wrench, people like you don't deserve to get love from a scrawny white hoe
Bobby: cause those bitches aren't worth shit, non like your wife, she be dangling over my sweaty rope and sucking the crap out of it
Birchum: hey you pussy kid I've been in war before I've lost a leg and (so what) what do you mean so what , I had the steel nuts to go on the front line , and step on a fuckin land mine that blew my fuckin leg away that led me with a prosthetic leg
Bobby: OK finish with your speech
Birchum: yes I did
Bobby: the only thing I want is the wrench
Birchum: yeah you called me for a wrench.(yeah) so get your ass over here
Bobby: OK
Birchum: you know were I live?
Bobby: NO
Birchum: ummm??? Too bad, BYE
Bobby: But..
Birchum: .............
(Both hangs up)
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ring ring
Birchum: Hello
Bobby: um.
Birchum: who's this.?
Bobby: the name is Fletcher, Bobby Fletcher
Birchum: hey boy you trying to impress me, what you want
Bobby: hey man if talking with a.. (Birchum interrupted him)
Birchum: listen god dammit kid tell me what the hell you want
Bobby: um... Mr. Birchum (yeah) I had a problem
Birchum: what kind of problem Technical problem? Mechanical problem? Dating problem?
Bobby: a Mechanical problem! My car.
Birchum: your car? You drive?
Bobby: yeah, I just wanted to know if you could lend me a wrench.
Birchum: me? lend you my wrench, YOU WANT ME TO LEND YOU MY WRENCH? I won't even lend my mother my wrench; do you know how to fix a car?
Bobby: laughing I guess, ill try
Birchum: bastards like u. (Bobby interrupted)
Bobby: who you calling a bastard (you) hey old guy you sound like you chocked on a cock after a good long meal
Birchum: how dare you, how dare you use that language in front of BURP hey you pussy learn your fuckin manners BURP
Bobby: I only wanted a (piece of shit) what (you heard pussy) BURP a freaking wrench
Birchum: get your non-smart ass up and buy one BURP heard BURP go BURP buy BURP one. Would you quit?
Bobby: sorry I bought a nut buster soda and it makes me BURP BURP
Birchum: hey you low life piece of shit I'm not your mother for you to be talking to me like that neither your gay friends or your homo cup-cake father of yours
Bobby: I can't belch?
Birchum: bobby bobby bobby YOU JUST DON'T GET IT THREW YOUR HORNY THICK HEAD
Bobby: hey I'm not the one jacking off over. (WHAT)
Birchum: how I know you want that wrench to fix your car. You probably order porno tapes and start jacking off with my wrench, people like you don't deserve to get love from a scrawny white hoe
Bobby: cause those bitches aren't worth shit, non like your wife, she be dangling over my sweaty rope and sucking the crap out of it
Birchum: hey you pussy kid I've been in war before I've lost a leg and (so what) what do you mean so what , I had the steel nuts to go on the front line , and step on a fuckin land mine that blew my fuckin leg away that led me with a prosthetic leg
Bobby: OK finish with your speech
Birchum: yes I did
Bobby: the only thing I want is the wrench
Birchum: yeah you called me for a wrench.(yeah) so get your ass over here
Bobby: OK
Birchum: you know were I live?
Bobby: NO
Birchum: ummm??? Too bad, BYE
Bobby: But..
Birchum: .............
(Both hangs up)
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