8:48 a.m "Cat Bite" 0.2 In the house. Calls the Vet

Ring ring

The Vet: hello this is the vet may I help you

Hassadah: um. hello is this the vet

The Vet: yeah

Hassadah: I have a problem my cat bit me in the ass, and it burns

The Vet: um.

Hassadah: do you have a cure for it? It burns like hell

The Vet: let's see .

Hassadah: COME ON BITCH

The Vet: what??

Hassadah: no, not you my cat is threatening me, IT'S GONNA KILL ME, THAT FUCKIN CAT WANTS MY PUSSY, HELP!!!

The Vet: oh, do you need the. (Hassadah interrupted)

Hassadah: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BITCH

The Vet: oh my gosh

Hassadah: not you, you bitch, my cat

The Vet: hey I'm trying to help

Hassadah: no you not, you just standing there hearing me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Vet: you know what I'm sorry, you should call the cops and for your cat bite put on some Vaseline I need to go I have some business to handle I'm busy

Hassadah: what are you going to do get fucked or something huh! You stupid bitch You sold me that cat YOU SOLD ME THAT CAT and that cat bit me in the ass

The Vet: I can't do any thing about it

Hassadah: I'm gonna sue your ass

The Vet: huh it's not my fault please

Hassadah: please??

The Vet: crying why you stupid bitch

Hassadah: come over here and cure my ass

The Vet: NO

Hassadah: ok (The vet hangs up)

The Vet: .....................

Hassadah: heh heh heh heh Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (MEOW) good kitty

(Both hang up)

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