11:34 p.m "ken's releasing his sins" 0.3 In his house. Calls the priest

ring ring

Priest: may thy lord be with you, may I please cure you weaknesses

Ken: uh. Father?

Priest: yes my son

Ken: I'm calling to release my sins

Priest: ok, you really need to come over here

Ken: over where

Priest: over to thy church to release your sins, don't you want to release your sins?

Ken: why not through the phone

Priest: probably they are people on the other phone line hearing your sins

Ken: come on please

Priest: I'm sorry I. I. I can't

Ken: come on let me try

Priest: are you sure

Ken: yes

Priest: sighed OK I'm listening

Ken: ok. Father! I've been nutty

Priest: yes

Ken: I've cursed a lot, I've sent a post card with a gift inside (what gift) I actually spit inside the card (oh lord) I've had sexual relationships with my 3rd grade teacher Mr. Finley 4th grade teacher Mr. Sandler (ok) I've smoked weed every day, call my sister a hoe, kick my cat around, fucked my dog, buying ice-cream and sticking it up my.( The Priest interrupts)

Priest: OK, let thy lord forgive those sins .Amen

Ken: thanks father

Priest: you'll never do those sins again right?

Ken: right!

Priest: ok, bye

Ken: bye

Priest: ..................

Ken: yeah right

(both hangs up) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

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