Disclaimer: I don't own- probably never will own- DBZ. (Weird factoid- I was born the same year his son was o_O()) Um... lemme think for a minute... Yeah, the story isn't exactly following the original time line, there might be a few changes. Um R for later in the chapter ~thinks~ yeah, I'm currently brain dead. Um, got back from La Jolla. I'm sun burned. Shoulders... painful. I started cross-country this morning. Yeah, I'm brain dead. Um, might be starting a new story... god I have no idea... this chapter might be a little iffy.
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"S-sir the pod- four pods- can't be ready in that time! It's just too much for us!" The Saiyan scientist stuttered flipping through the blue prints for the untraceable pods.
"You have to find away to do it anyway. Look at it this way, you either live or you don't live." The spiky haired Braddock said with a sneer.
The scientist's pupil's dilated, "Oh." He said softly. He turned back to his crew. "Get back to work. We need to finish it as soon as possible." He said shaking. The crew, never used to seeing their leader shaking so badly, ran back to the places they were working at before the interruption.
Braddock snorted. {Don't' realize their probably dead anyway.} With that he walked out of the science wing to report back to the king.
****Training Room
A swift kick landed not so softly on a burly- but bald- looking Saiyan causing his head to snap back. He fell onto his bad, groaned and crawled up onto his knees. The prince tried to kick him in the chest. The bald man barely avoided the powerful kick by jumping up from his knees so the kick went just under his feet. He landed on his feet and got back into a defensive position.
"Give it up Nappa. You can't beat me." Said the arrogant prince with his hands crossed over his chest.
"Arrogant little brat. I used to beat you to a pulp when you were a kid." The bald man said with a nasty smile.
"Yes that was when I was a kid. I am now older than nine. I'm much older now. And I can beat your ass." He said with a smirk. (A/N: that has to be the trademark look for him) He uncrossed his arms so he could be on the offense. "Bring it." He said with a smile.
The big man stood up, "Oh it's already been broughten!" He said snapping his fingers on his right hand.
(A/N: OMG. I'M SO SORRY! THAT WAS COMPLETELY IRRESISTABLE!!!!!! I'M SOOOOOO SORRY! I'M LISTENING TO MY NEW CD I JUST GOT AND I REALLY LIKE THE MUSIC... I DON'T THINK THE CD HAS ANY REAL EFFECT ON ME... BUT IT WAS IRRESISTABLE!!!!!!! STILL BRAIN DEAD!!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IRRESISTABLE! Now back to the story. ~presses the rewind button~ Rwwrwrwrwrwrrrwwwwww (w/e the hell that noise is that a VCR makes when its being rewound) ok here is the story. SRY AGAIN!!!!!!)
"Yes that was when I was a kid. I am now older than nine. I'm much older now. And I can beat your ass." He said with a smirk. (A/N: that has to be the trademark look for him) He uncrossed his arms so he could be on the offense. He delivered the first blow right towards Nappa's gut.
Nappa took it full on and grabbed the prince by the head. He kneed the prince in the face and shoved him backwards. He then kicked the prince in the gut and as the prince was coughing, he hit him in the back. Vegita went flying (not really as was falling very hard) towards the ground. He landed with a loud smack and got up on all fours. He swiftly jumped up on his feet to face Nappa.
"Very nice sensei, didn't think ya still had it in you." He said with a smirk. (lets count how many times he smirks in the story starting with that one in the previous paragraph. 2)
Nappa growled. "Little brat. You will regret saying that." He went back into defensive position. Vegita smirked. (3 swear to god I'm not doing that on purpose.) He ran right towards his sensei again. Nappa smiled. He thought Vegita was going to try the same attack, he got ready when Vegita disappeared. He was confused for a split second before he fell to the ground. Vegita was going to do the same attack when he dodged at the last second and went behind Nappa and hit him square on the back. He walked up to his sensei, picked him up by his training gi and off the ground (A/N remember, Veggie might be taller in this, but Nappa's taller so his feet are still on the ground. Kinda dragging). He looked Nappa in the eye, and punched him in the stomach. He did that five times in a quick session. He then dropped his teacher and kicked him in the side.
Nappa tried to get up fast but Vegita, being in better condition, was faster and took the arm supporting Nappa. He twisted it behind his back. Nappa winced.
"Want to give up?" Vegita said with a smile.
Nappa snorted. "And loose to a baby? I think not."
Vegita scowled. He took placed a foot on his teacher back and pulled his arm. Nappa winced. Vegita noticed and smirked (4). "Give up? I swear I wont gloat too badly."
Nappa growled.
"All right." Vegita gave the arm an extra pull to make sure it was straight as it could be. He then took his free hand and swung it back behind his head. He brought the hand down at an angle towards Nappa's arm. There was a loud snap as Nappa's arm broke. Nappa grunted in pain as Vegita threw his now useless arm on the ground. He pushed himself off the ground with his good arm and faced Vegita.
"You will pay for that." Nappa said holding his arm.
"Oh? Try me fuck face." Vegita said getting in his defensive position.
Nappa formed a large ki ball in his left hand (good hand) and threw it at Vegita. Vegita reflected it and it headed straight back at Nappa. He had just a little bit of time to dodge it as it grazed his skin.
The prince shook his head. "I could so easily beat you. Give up." Vegita started walking away. Nappa formed another ki ball in his hand and threw it at the prince once again. This time it hit him on the shoulder leaving the smell of scorched skin and burning spandex. Vegita was taken off guard by the attack and was thrown into the wall.
Vegita was mad now and wanted more than any thing to turn the big man into a pulp. He looked at the bald man facing him. "You are gone." He began throwing multiple ki balls at Nappa. They were aimed at Nappa and at the surrounding space him so if he moved or tried to dodge, he would only get more ki balls in his face then expected. Nappa saw what the prince was going to try and do. He tried to deflect most of the balls but there was too many of them coming to fast at him. They eventually got to him. He felt the balls of burning heat hit his skin and burn it.
Vegita finished at waited for the end product. He saw Nappa covered in boils cuts and holes in his skin. Vegita ran at Nappa at kicked him in the stomach. Nappa could take no more and fell to the ground.
"You are despicable." Vegita said when he saw that he couldn't lift himself off the ground. He spat(spit?) on his teacher and left.
Nappa heard Vegita leave. "Insolent bastard." He muttered as he picked himself up. He then left the room and dragged himself to the medical room.
Vegita walked down the hallway leading to the throne room from the training room. He was muttering about how weak all of the guards were in the palace. He flung the beautifully carved wooden doors that great anyone who wishes to see the king.
"Old man when am I leaving?" He said wiping off the sweat with the back of his hand.
"The king looked cross ways at his son. "Whenever the scientists are done."
Vegita started at the man standing before him.
"Ten hours. Leave and go get ready. Get whatever you need." The king said waving his arm in a general direction.
Vegita scowled (lets see how many times he does that) and walked back the way he came. He walked the little hallway the lead to his room. He barged in his room. His room was a dark red color with black drapes and a large balcony with large French doors (ok, ok, they might not know who the French are in Vegita-sei... but they do on earth!). The French doors were open to allow the breeze of the sea come in. He walked over to the balcony and passed through the doors with the drapes gently flapping in the breeze. He leaned on the marble railing and looked over the coast into the blue ocean. He saw many different people swimming in the clean, clear ocean. They we're having fun (hmmm... that's not right) swimming not realizing that they're life could end in a few days. {let them enjoy it while they can} Vegita thought to himself. {Stupid weaklings don't realize what's going to happen} He sneered and started floating. {Maybe I should blow them up while they don't realize it. It would release my anger and lower the population a few. I mean they're all going to die in a few days right?} He was still floating a few inches off the balcony with a glazed over look in his eyes. {Stupid Frieza, he had to come and destroy us didn't he? WHAT in the hell am I saying?! I can beat him! Him and his faggot-ass right hand man!(Shit! Brain dead!)} He snapped out of his gaze as someone softly knocked on the door.
"Come in." He yelled at the door.
A meek looking slave slowly entered the room. "Uh, prince, the king, he wants you to meet him in the throne room." The slave muttered.
Vegita stalked over to the slave. "You are very lucky that we Saiyans have great hearing. If I would have asked you to repeat it I would have killed you." Vegita walked past the trembling man into the hallway.
*****Throne room
"What do you want old man? Do you have anything better than send me butt-munching slaves who you can hardly understand all the time?" The prince said growling.
"Shut up you insubordinate. The technicians said that they will be finished with the pods in a few hours. I want you to be ready to leave as soon as they are finished. Braddock, Radditz, and Nappa will all be coming with you to explain to the human beans or whatever they call them selves that you will be staying for a few years. Got that?"
Vegita rolled his eyes at the man's lame pronunciation of the name the humans gave them selves. " Yeah yeah. I get it.Is that it?"
The king gave his son an evil glare. "Go get your meager belongings so you can leave as soon as possible."
"I have no belongings. I'll go with the clothes that I have." Scoffed the prince. "I am ready to go whenever is deemed suitable." Said the prince with an air of arrogance.
"You self centered little brat." Said the king.
Before any fight could erupt between the two people, the head scientist barged in the room. "Your Highness, the pods, they're done. They are ready to be launched immediately. We finished them as fast as we could." The scientist said bowing.
The king looked to his son. When he saw that his son didn't get the hint he sneered and said, "Well what are you waiting for? A royal parade?" The king finished with a smirk similar to Vegita's.
Vegita rolled his eyes in disgust. He walked towards the open doors. He stopped before he walked out the doors for the last time and turned to his father. "So long you large pain in the ass. Hope to never see you again old man." Vegita said with an evil smirk (5)
"Go get lost in some planet. So get screwed or something. Kill a few people just not the whole planet or the people you are staying with." The king said.
The prince rolled his eyes. "That was the most offensive thing you could say? Pfft. No wonder Frieza can't stand you." The prince said with a cruel laugh. The prince walked out of the throne room and headed towards the launch bay.
"Follow him dammit! Go Braddock! Don't let him leave without you! He might screw this up!" The king pointed to the shadow of the prince.
Braddock signaled for Nappa and Radditz to follow him. He and the two people following him ran out of the room making sure that Vegita does not- in fact- leave without them.
****Launch Bay "OK ass soon as you start the engine, the untraceable chip starts working making sure that the whole ship is invisible to the radar. The rest of the buttons are the same. You will enter a deep sleep once you are far away from Frieza's ship for safety purposes." The balding man said pointing out buttons to the bored looking prince.
"You aren't leaving without us!" Shouted Braddock as he entered the launch Bay.
"Oh, I thought that you were just going to let me leave." Vegita's voice said dripping sarcasm.
Braddock grunted, noticing his sarcasm. He folded his arms across his chest, signaling for the scientist to continue his explanation.
The scientist waited a minute before beginning again. "Um, well, these pods are the same as the ones you usually use. Um the radar deflectors start up when the engine starts, and basically everything is the same as the original pods. Ummm t-that's a-about it." Said the scientist nervously.
"Can we leave now?" Said Vegita rolling his eyes.
Braddock gave him an evil stare. "Yes we can leave now. Get in your damn pod." Braddock said stepping into the pod next to the prince's. He saw that besides the prince he was the only one who'd gotten the pods. "He saw his son and Nappa standing there. "Move your damn assess! Get in your fucking pod!" He said yelling at them. The scurried over to their pods. After everyone was comfortable, the pod glass doors closed. The scientist ran over to the computer to plot the course.
Inside the pods an electronic voice that sounded like a woman's, spoke. "Course plotted: Destination: Chikyuu. Estimated time: two to three weeks." The Voice ended the recording. Vegita and everyone else strapped himself in. The voice spoke again. "Beginning launch." The pods trembled for a few seconds then they shot up in the air. "Beginning radar deflection panels." The voice said.
The pods launched up into the air. It was ten minutes before they were outside the atmosphere of Vegita-sei. They passed Frieza's fleet of ship without any problems or being detected. The automatic voice cam on again. "Beginning sleeping proce-" Vegita, thoroughly annoyed by the voice, punched the speaker breaking it. The intercom light blinked. He pressed the button and heard Braddock's voice. "Dammit Vegita! Stop breaking stuff! At this rate you'll be floating in space without a pod!"
"Yeah yeah shut up." Vegita muttered as a chloroform type gas (um... I don't actually know if that happens, but it's alternate universe.) entered the pod making Vegita sleepy. He eventually fell asleep and the pods zipped through space.
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"I'm all finished!" Bulma said wiping sweat from her face with her arm.
"You finished it? That didn't take you much time." Said her father with an approved nod.
"Should I go call Goku to see if it works?" Bulma said heading for the phone. Bulma dialed the Son's number. It ringed twice then Chi Chi picked up the phone.
"Hello? Son residents." Chi Chi said in a pleasant voice.
"Chi? It's Bulma! I have a new invention I want Goku to try! It's called a gravity room. Could you tell him?" Bulma said walking towards gravity room to fix one bolt with a monkey wrench.
"Yeah! Let me go tell him."
Bulma heard Chi Chi talking to Goku. She then heard a yelp and a 'Really? Tell her I'll be over in a minute!' Chi got back on the phone. "Well I'm assuming that you heard that." Chi said with a laugh. Bulma heard loud thumps as someone descended the stairs. Goku slammed the door open.
"Bulma! Bulma! What's that?" He said scratching his head looking at the big dome room in the middle of her lab.
"This is the gravity room I told Chi about." She noticed Goku's blank stare. "What it does is it multiplies the gravity of the earth and it's supposed to help you train." Goku's eyes lit up.
"Can I try it?" He said with a big goofy grin.
"I have to take it outside, because I don't want anything broken." She took out a little tin box and pressed a button. There was a loud pop and smoke. The smoke cleared, and the GR was gone. There was a little hoi poi capsule in its place. She picked it up and started walking out the door with Goku following her.
When she got outside, she turned around so she was facing the house and her back was facing the yard. She pressed a button on the capsule and tossed it over her back as she winced at the noise, Goku just looked on eagerly. The large GR was standing there as the smoke cleared. Goku ran to the GR door.
"Goku wait!" Goku stopped and turned to face Bulma with an innocent look. "I have to show you how to work the machine."
"Oh"
"Ok. So what you do," She started as she walked in the room and showed him the pad. "You type in the amount of gravity you want to times. Like say you wanted it times by... thirty. You type in thirty then press enter. The machine automatically does that. But if you open the door in the middle of training," She said walking over to the door. "The gravity automatically turns off as a safety feature. There is also a window at the door so you can see who's knocking." She turned to face Goku. He was looking at the high ceiling of the gravity room. "Goku," He snapped out of his wandering and looked at Bulma and blushed.
"Sorry Bulma." He muttered.
"Did you get all of that?" Goku nodded his head. "All right. Have fun. I'm going to call Chi and tell her that you're here." She walked out the door and closed it behind her. Goku went over to the pad and stared at it. {Um. What did Bulma say again?} He scratched his head.
The door opened suddenly. Bulma walked in to see Goku staring at the pad. "So I figured." She showed Goku how to use the pad. "Oh, by the way, there is a room off to the side with a cot and shower and a locker to keep stuff in." She walked out the door once again. This time Goku pressed in a number then pressed enter. A female sounding mechanical voice came up on the speaker above the pad. Goku jumped back. "Starting gravity." Goku looked at the speaker then was suddenly slammed to the ground. He laid there for a few minutes then pushed himself up on all fours then onto his feet. He stretched then began his warm up exercises.
*****Inside the house
"He was so funny. He just kinda stared at the pad. It was funny! I should have brought my camera!" Bulma said laughing into the phone.
"Yeah, he can be really spacey sometimes! But he's really cute none the less!" Said Chi Chi laughing also.
"Oh well. I just wonder how he can take that. I mean, my dad did invent it to help the army and navy, but they could only possibly do two to five times earth's normal gravity. But I swear," She said looking at a digital box that looked similar to a clock with the number thirty on it. "He's on thirty times normal gravity. Knowing Goku he'll be at one hundred by the end of the week. If he keeps this up."
"Yeah about that..." Chi Chi started.
"Yeah if he stays here forever I'll kick him out. I won't let him stay in there. I know that he has to go home and take care of you and Gohan." Bulma said.
"Thank Bulma. Oh! My gosh! Gohan's preschool has been over for ten minutes! I have to go get him! Call you later Bulma!" Chi Chi said in a rush.
"Bye!" Was all Bulma got in before the phone went dead. She put the phone on the hook and walked over to the couch, picked the remote off the coffee table and began flipping through the channels. She landed on a soap opera. She watched it for two minutes before she flipped the channel. She landed on another channel with a soap opera. {What the hell? What time is it?} She looked at the digital clock on the DVD player. {One ten. Figures. Oh well I'll just watch it anyway.} She set the remote on the table so she can watch the TV. (ok the next few paragraphs will be of the soap opera)
"But, John, h-how c-could you? I trusted you! You said you didn't love anyone else!" Said a blonde wearing hot pink lingerie with a hot pink boa.
"I- I don't know what took over me." The man walked quickly to the lady and put his hands on her shoulders. "I love you. I swear I do!" The lady got out of the man's grasp and walked to the window. "She was nothing compared to you." He said softly walking up behind her.
"No you don't. You don't love me. You cheat on me every chance you get!" She said whipping around to face him.
"I love you. I swear I do." He said looking into her eyes.
"Ok, who's Sara?" She said with a scowl.
"Well, she's, well, um, she's nothing! I hate her!" He said raising his hands.
"Sure. Is she just some slut that you like to fuck? Like the rest?" She said walking away from the man.
"She's nothing! I'll call her now and tell her that I never want to see her again!" He fumbled in his pocket then pulled out his cell. He took a piece of paper out of the same pocket and dialed it. There was a moment of silence then the man started talking. "Sara? Yes, we are over! You are nothing to me! I never want to see you again!" He pressed the end button and a yelling high-pitched voice was cut off.
The lady stared at the actions that were just completed in front of her. She was surprised as the man came up and hugged her. "I love you. I will never cheat in you again." They stared into each other's eyes for a few seconds.
"I-I-I l-l-ove you." She stammered with tears rolling down her face. Suddenly they kissed.
Bulma grabbed the remote and turned the TV off. She felt like ripping out her hair and running to the station that played that show. She wanted to rip their heads off. {It NEVER happens like that!} She said jumping up. {Yamcha never did that! He never told me about his little sluts! If he did that, if he did...} She suddenly started crying. {If he did that, I'd be so happy. I would have been able to be married by now! I would have had kids of my own!} She sat back down on the couch and put her head on her hands. {Why does he have to be so... like that? Why does he cheat on me? I don't understand what he sees in those whores!} She looked up to above the TV where a picture of she and Yamcha rested. It was the senior prom. Bulma was so happy. She thought that she would be spending the rest of her life with that man. {But he cheats on you so often. He did it even when you were in high school! HE CHEATED ON YOU DURING THE PROM!} Her thoughts screamed.
****Flashback****
"Hey babe, I'm going to get us some punch ok?" Said Yamcha giving Bulma a kiss on the cheek. "Be right back."
"Ok, I'll still be here." He turned around and headed towards the buffet table.
"Bulma!" Said Chi Chi running up to her friend. Or at least she tried while she dragged Goku behind her. The heels she was wearing weren't helping either.
"Chi! You look gorgeous in that dress!" Chi was wearing a low cut dark red dress that covered her feet, shoes and all.
"Oh my god! I love your dress too!" Bulma was wearing a tube top dark blue dress that also covered her feet. (ok I really don't care about what the dresses look like so, yeah kinda skipped few details. Lets just say that they look really pretty.)
"So what do you think of this? I think it's wonderful!" Bulma said looking at the ceiling of the Hilton Hotel's ballroom. "The decorations are wonderful! They spent so much time on this!"
"I heard that the food is also really good." Said looking at Chi Chi hopefully.
"So have I sweetie. You're just going to have to wait! I'm talking to Bulma!"
"Please Chi? I'll just grab ONE plate of food?" He said with puppy dog eyes.
"Fine go!" Goku ran off.
"So do like it here Chi? Are you and Goku having fun?" Bulma said with a smile.
"Oh! I love it! The music is great! The decorations! The ballroom! Oh man it's really cool!" Chi said almost yelling. Goku came back with a platter of appetizers. "Um Goku, honey, you said a plate, not a platter." Goku looked surprised for a minute with food stuffed in his cheeks.
He swallowed his food. "Um they didn't have plates?" He said innocently. Chi shook her head. "hey Bulma," Goku started after a while.
"Yeah Goku?" Bulma said noticing that the food on the platter was gone.
"Didn't you come here with Yamcha?" Goku said looking down at his plate. He frowned he couldn't find any more food on the platter.
"Yeah, he was at the table getting punch for us. I wonder what's taking him so long." Bulma said locking her eyebrows together in concern.
"Well uh, he just kinda walked away with this other girl. I think they're going to get a room." Goku said scratching his chin. "Chi... can we get a room? I want to sleep now. All of that food makes me hungry." Chi Chi stared at Goku.
"Bulma, what are you going to do?"
"Find him." Bulma walked towards the reception desk. "Hi, I'm looking for a few of my friends. The name might be under Yamcha." The receptionist typed in the name.
"No, I'm sorry dear." The lady shook her head as she spoke.
"How about Olshan?" The lady typed in the name.
"Yes there in one person here by that name."
"Did he come with a girl?"
"Yes I think he did. I think he was here for the prom. Are you?" Bulma shook her head vehemently.
"What room are they in? I need to talk to him immediately!" Bulma slapped her hands on the marble top. The lady flinched a little, then started typing.
"Room 301 on the third level." Bulma thanked the lady then ran to the elevator. Ch Chi and Goku met her up, they had been waiting for her.
"Did you find him?" Chi Chi whispered.
"Yes, I did. He had another girl with him." Bulma had tears running down her face. She rode the elevator to the third level with her friend comforting her. Once the elevator stopped she walked briskly out the door to find room 301. After searching for ten minutes, she couldn't find the room. She came across 18 and Krillin walking towards their room. Bulma stopped to ask them if they knew where the room might be.
"Yeah it's the opposite way. Why? What's wrong Bulma?" 18 asked.
"Yamcha, he might be cheating on me again." She was trying her hardest not to cry.
18 was furious. "Lets go find that son of a bitch ass hole." She stomped off in the direction of Yamcha's room. Bulma followed silently behind. Once they found the room, no one moved. They could here noises coming from the inside. "Gross." 18 muttered. Thoughts running through their heads.
"whose gunna open the door?" Krillin asked.
"I will." Bulma said, almost losing her voice. She carefully lifted her arm up. She rested her hand on the doorknob, tears running down her face. "What if it's locked?" She whispered. She wanted to avoid opening that door.
"I'll knock then." Said 18. "Go on, open the door Bulma. The faster this happens the fast you can get over him.
{But, what if, what if I can't get over him?} Bulma thought as she slowly twisted the doorknob. It wasn't locked and the door slowly opened without a sound. She slowly opened it a little more. The noises her getting louder because the door now allowed more sound to come out. 18 gagged at the noises being made. Someone was moaning while the other was making kissing noises. Bulma finally opened it enough to stick her head and half her body through. Her heart fell at what she saw. There on the bed was the school slut and Yamcha. Both were half dresses. Yamcha was laying on top of the girl kissing her everywhere he could, they still hadn't heard the group outside the door. Yamcha was trying to get the clasp undone on the girl's bra. She finally had to help, and there was Bulma standing there in shock. She finally took herself out of the door to face the group.
"He's in... he's in... in there with ~hic~ another ~hic~ girl!" Bulma couldn't take anymore. She barged in the room taking the two people by surprise. Both were almost naked. "Yamcha! You fucking cheater! You cheated on me! You can't get out of this one!" Bulma shrieked pointing at him with tears.
"But babe, I- I..."
"NO more! I don't want to see you anymore!" Bulma cried. {I hate you Yamcha. I never want to see you again!}
****End Flashback****
Bulma had tears rolling down her face. {I hate him. Stupid TV. It never works that way. I never want to see him again!} The phone started ringing. She picked it up. "Hello?"
"Babe? Is that you? I just wanted to say how sorry I am."
OMG! J/k. Ok! You guys just read 12 pages! cowers in fear don't kill me! Sry that it took me so long. I'm starting on the next Chappie! R&R PLEASE! Or you can email me. uIgNOrentFOOL@netscape.net
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"S-sir the pod- four pods- can't be ready in that time! It's just too much for us!" The Saiyan scientist stuttered flipping through the blue prints for the untraceable pods.
"You have to find away to do it anyway. Look at it this way, you either live or you don't live." The spiky haired Braddock said with a sneer.
The scientist's pupil's dilated, "Oh." He said softly. He turned back to his crew. "Get back to work. We need to finish it as soon as possible." He said shaking. The crew, never used to seeing their leader shaking so badly, ran back to the places they were working at before the interruption.
Braddock snorted. {Don't' realize their probably dead anyway.} With that he walked out of the science wing to report back to the king.
****Training Room
A swift kick landed not so softly on a burly- but bald- looking Saiyan causing his head to snap back. He fell onto his bad, groaned and crawled up onto his knees. The prince tried to kick him in the chest. The bald man barely avoided the powerful kick by jumping up from his knees so the kick went just under his feet. He landed on his feet and got back into a defensive position.
"Give it up Nappa. You can't beat me." Said the arrogant prince with his hands crossed over his chest.
"Arrogant little brat. I used to beat you to a pulp when you were a kid." The bald man said with a nasty smile.
"Yes that was when I was a kid. I am now older than nine. I'm much older now. And I can beat your ass." He said with a smirk. (A/N: that has to be the trademark look for him) He uncrossed his arms so he could be on the offense. "Bring it." He said with a smile.
The big man stood up, "Oh it's already been broughten!" He said snapping his fingers on his right hand.
(A/N: OMG. I'M SO SORRY! THAT WAS COMPLETELY IRRESISTABLE!!!!!! I'M SOOOOOO SORRY! I'M LISTENING TO MY NEW CD I JUST GOT AND I REALLY LIKE THE MUSIC... I DON'T THINK THE CD HAS ANY REAL EFFECT ON ME... BUT IT WAS IRRESISTABLE!!!!!!! STILL BRAIN DEAD!!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IRRESISTABLE! Now back to the story. ~presses the rewind button~ Rwwrwrwrwrwrrrwwwwww (w/e the hell that noise is that a VCR makes when its being rewound) ok here is the story. SRY AGAIN!!!!!!)
"Yes that was when I was a kid. I am now older than nine. I'm much older now. And I can beat your ass." He said with a smirk. (A/N: that has to be the trademark look for him) He uncrossed his arms so he could be on the offense. He delivered the first blow right towards Nappa's gut.
Nappa took it full on and grabbed the prince by the head. He kneed the prince in the face and shoved him backwards. He then kicked the prince in the gut and as the prince was coughing, he hit him in the back. Vegita went flying (not really as was falling very hard) towards the ground. He landed with a loud smack and got up on all fours. He swiftly jumped up on his feet to face Nappa.
"Very nice sensei, didn't think ya still had it in you." He said with a smirk. (lets count how many times he smirks in the story starting with that one in the previous paragraph. 2)
Nappa growled. "Little brat. You will regret saying that." He went back into defensive position. Vegita smirked. (3 swear to god I'm not doing that on purpose.) He ran right towards his sensei again. Nappa smiled. He thought Vegita was going to try the same attack, he got ready when Vegita disappeared. He was confused for a split second before he fell to the ground. Vegita was going to do the same attack when he dodged at the last second and went behind Nappa and hit him square on the back. He walked up to his sensei, picked him up by his training gi and off the ground (A/N remember, Veggie might be taller in this, but Nappa's taller so his feet are still on the ground. Kinda dragging). He looked Nappa in the eye, and punched him in the stomach. He did that five times in a quick session. He then dropped his teacher and kicked him in the side.
Nappa tried to get up fast but Vegita, being in better condition, was faster and took the arm supporting Nappa. He twisted it behind his back. Nappa winced.
"Want to give up?" Vegita said with a smile.
Nappa snorted. "And loose to a baby? I think not."
Vegita scowled. He took placed a foot on his teacher back and pulled his arm. Nappa winced. Vegita noticed and smirked (4). "Give up? I swear I wont gloat too badly."
Nappa growled.
"All right." Vegita gave the arm an extra pull to make sure it was straight as it could be. He then took his free hand and swung it back behind his head. He brought the hand down at an angle towards Nappa's arm. There was a loud snap as Nappa's arm broke. Nappa grunted in pain as Vegita threw his now useless arm on the ground. He pushed himself off the ground with his good arm and faced Vegita.
"You will pay for that." Nappa said holding his arm.
"Oh? Try me fuck face." Vegita said getting in his defensive position.
Nappa formed a large ki ball in his left hand (good hand) and threw it at Vegita. Vegita reflected it and it headed straight back at Nappa. He had just a little bit of time to dodge it as it grazed his skin.
The prince shook his head. "I could so easily beat you. Give up." Vegita started walking away. Nappa formed another ki ball in his hand and threw it at the prince once again. This time it hit him on the shoulder leaving the smell of scorched skin and burning spandex. Vegita was taken off guard by the attack and was thrown into the wall.
Vegita was mad now and wanted more than any thing to turn the big man into a pulp. He looked at the bald man facing him. "You are gone." He began throwing multiple ki balls at Nappa. They were aimed at Nappa and at the surrounding space him so if he moved or tried to dodge, he would only get more ki balls in his face then expected. Nappa saw what the prince was going to try and do. He tried to deflect most of the balls but there was too many of them coming to fast at him. They eventually got to him. He felt the balls of burning heat hit his skin and burn it.
Vegita finished at waited for the end product. He saw Nappa covered in boils cuts and holes in his skin. Vegita ran at Nappa at kicked him in the stomach. Nappa could take no more and fell to the ground.
"You are despicable." Vegita said when he saw that he couldn't lift himself off the ground. He spat(spit?) on his teacher and left.
Nappa heard Vegita leave. "Insolent bastard." He muttered as he picked himself up. He then left the room and dragged himself to the medical room.
Vegita walked down the hallway leading to the throne room from the training room. He was muttering about how weak all of the guards were in the palace. He flung the beautifully carved wooden doors that great anyone who wishes to see the king.
"Old man when am I leaving?" He said wiping off the sweat with the back of his hand.
"The king looked cross ways at his son. "Whenever the scientists are done."
Vegita started at the man standing before him.
"Ten hours. Leave and go get ready. Get whatever you need." The king said waving his arm in a general direction.
Vegita scowled (lets see how many times he does that) and walked back the way he came. He walked the little hallway the lead to his room. He barged in his room. His room was a dark red color with black drapes and a large balcony with large French doors (ok, ok, they might not know who the French are in Vegita-sei... but they do on earth!). The French doors were open to allow the breeze of the sea come in. He walked over to the balcony and passed through the doors with the drapes gently flapping in the breeze. He leaned on the marble railing and looked over the coast into the blue ocean. He saw many different people swimming in the clean, clear ocean. They we're having fun (hmmm... that's not right) swimming not realizing that they're life could end in a few days. {let them enjoy it while they can} Vegita thought to himself. {Stupid weaklings don't realize what's going to happen} He sneered and started floating. {Maybe I should blow them up while they don't realize it. It would release my anger and lower the population a few. I mean they're all going to die in a few days right?} He was still floating a few inches off the balcony with a glazed over look in his eyes. {Stupid Frieza, he had to come and destroy us didn't he? WHAT in the hell am I saying?! I can beat him! Him and his faggot-ass right hand man!(Shit! Brain dead!)} He snapped out of his gaze as someone softly knocked on the door.
"Come in." He yelled at the door.
A meek looking slave slowly entered the room. "Uh, prince, the king, he wants you to meet him in the throne room." The slave muttered.
Vegita stalked over to the slave. "You are very lucky that we Saiyans have great hearing. If I would have asked you to repeat it I would have killed you." Vegita walked past the trembling man into the hallway.
*****Throne room
"What do you want old man? Do you have anything better than send me butt-munching slaves who you can hardly understand all the time?" The prince said growling.
"Shut up you insubordinate. The technicians said that they will be finished with the pods in a few hours. I want you to be ready to leave as soon as they are finished. Braddock, Radditz, and Nappa will all be coming with you to explain to the human beans or whatever they call them selves that you will be staying for a few years. Got that?"
Vegita rolled his eyes at the man's lame pronunciation of the name the humans gave them selves. " Yeah yeah. I get it.Is that it?"
The king gave his son an evil glare. "Go get your meager belongings so you can leave as soon as possible."
"I have no belongings. I'll go with the clothes that I have." Scoffed the prince. "I am ready to go whenever is deemed suitable." Said the prince with an air of arrogance.
"You self centered little brat." Said the king.
Before any fight could erupt between the two people, the head scientist barged in the room. "Your Highness, the pods, they're done. They are ready to be launched immediately. We finished them as fast as we could." The scientist said bowing.
The king looked to his son. When he saw that his son didn't get the hint he sneered and said, "Well what are you waiting for? A royal parade?" The king finished with a smirk similar to Vegita's.
Vegita rolled his eyes in disgust. He walked towards the open doors. He stopped before he walked out the doors for the last time and turned to his father. "So long you large pain in the ass. Hope to never see you again old man." Vegita said with an evil smirk (5)
"Go get lost in some planet. So get screwed or something. Kill a few people just not the whole planet or the people you are staying with." The king said.
The prince rolled his eyes. "That was the most offensive thing you could say? Pfft. No wonder Frieza can't stand you." The prince said with a cruel laugh. The prince walked out of the throne room and headed towards the launch bay.
"Follow him dammit! Go Braddock! Don't let him leave without you! He might screw this up!" The king pointed to the shadow of the prince.
Braddock signaled for Nappa and Radditz to follow him. He and the two people following him ran out of the room making sure that Vegita does not- in fact- leave without them.
****Launch Bay "OK ass soon as you start the engine, the untraceable chip starts working making sure that the whole ship is invisible to the radar. The rest of the buttons are the same. You will enter a deep sleep once you are far away from Frieza's ship for safety purposes." The balding man said pointing out buttons to the bored looking prince.
"You aren't leaving without us!" Shouted Braddock as he entered the launch Bay.
"Oh, I thought that you were just going to let me leave." Vegita's voice said dripping sarcasm.
Braddock grunted, noticing his sarcasm. He folded his arms across his chest, signaling for the scientist to continue his explanation.
The scientist waited a minute before beginning again. "Um, well, these pods are the same as the ones you usually use. Um the radar deflectors start up when the engine starts, and basically everything is the same as the original pods. Ummm t-that's a-about it." Said the scientist nervously.
"Can we leave now?" Said Vegita rolling his eyes.
Braddock gave him an evil stare. "Yes we can leave now. Get in your damn pod." Braddock said stepping into the pod next to the prince's. He saw that besides the prince he was the only one who'd gotten the pods. "He saw his son and Nappa standing there. "Move your damn assess! Get in your fucking pod!" He said yelling at them. The scurried over to their pods. After everyone was comfortable, the pod glass doors closed. The scientist ran over to the computer to plot the course.
Inside the pods an electronic voice that sounded like a woman's, spoke. "Course plotted: Destination: Chikyuu. Estimated time: two to three weeks." The Voice ended the recording. Vegita and everyone else strapped himself in. The voice spoke again. "Beginning launch." The pods trembled for a few seconds then they shot up in the air. "Beginning radar deflection panels." The voice said.
The pods launched up into the air. It was ten minutes before they were outside the atmosphere of Vegita-sei. They passed Frieza's fleet of ship without any problems or being detected. The automatic voice cam on again. "Beginning sleeping proce-" Vegita, thoroughly annoyed by the voice, punched the speaker breaking it. The intercom light blinked. He pressed the button and heard Braddock's voice. "Dammit Vegita! Stop breaking stuff! At this rate you'll be floating in space without a pod!"
"Yeah yeah shut up." Vegita muttered as a chloroform type gas (um... I don't actually know if that happens, but it's alternate universe.) entered the pod making Vegita sleepy. He eventually fell asleep and the pods zipped through space.
Earth: Brief's residence ~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~
"I'm all finished!" Bulma said wiping sweat from her face with her arm.
"You finished it? That didn't take you much time." Said her father with an approved nod.
"Should I go call Goku to see if it works?" Bulma said heading for the phone. Bulma dialed the Son's number. It ringed twice then Chi Chi picked up the phone.
"Hello? Son residents." Chi Chi said in a pleasant voice.
"Chi? It's Bulma! I have a new invention I want Goku to try! It's called a gravity room. Could you tell him?" Bulma said walking towards gravity room to fix one bolt with a monkey wrench.
"Yeah! Let me go tell him."
Bulma heard Chi Chi talking to Goku. She then heard a yelp and a 'Really? Tell her I'll be over in a minute!' Chi got back on the phone. "Well I'm assuming that you heard that." Chi said with a laugh. Bulma heard loud thumps as someone descended the stairs. Goku slammed the door open.
"Bulma! Bulma! What's that?" He said scratching his head looking at the big dome room in the middle of her lab.
"This is the gravity room I told Chi about." She noticed Goku's blank stare. "What it does is it multiplies the gravity of the earth and it's supposed to help you train." Goku's eyes lit up.
"Can I try it?" He said with a big goofy grin.
"I have to take it outside, because I don't want anything broken." She took out a little tin box and pressed a button. There was a loud pop and smoke. The smoke cleared, and the GR was gone. There was a little hoi poi capsule in its place. She picked it up and started walking out the door with Goku following her.
When she got outside, she turned around so she was facing the house and her back was facing the yard. She pressed a button on the capsule and tossed it over her back as she winced at the noise, Goku just looked on eagerly. The large GR was standing there as the smoke cleared. Goku ran to the GR door.
"Goku wait!" Goku stopped and turned to face Bulma with an innocent look. "I have to show you how to work the machine."
"Oh"
"Ok. So what you do," She started as she walked in the room and showed him the pad. "You type in the amount of gravity you want to times. Like say you wanted it times by... thirty. You type in thirty then press enter. The machine automatically does that. But if you open the door in the middle of training," She said walking over to the door. "The gravity automatically turns off as a safety feature. There is also a window at the door so you can see who's knocking." She turned to face Goku. He was looking at the high ceiling of the gravity room. "Goku," He snapped out of his wandering and looked at Bulma and blushed.
"Sorry Bulma." He muttered.
"Did you get all of that?" Goku nodded his head. "All right. Have fun. I'm going to call Chi and tell her that you're here." She walked out the door and closed it behind her. Goku went over to the pad and stared at it. {Um. What did Bulma say again?} He scratched his head.
The door opened suddenly. Bulma walked in to see Goku staring at the pad. "So I figured." She showed Goku how to use the pad. "Oh, by the way, there is a room off to the side with a cot and shower and a locker to keep stuff in." She walked out the door once again. This time Goku pressed in a number then pressed enter. A female sounding mechanical voice came up on the speaker above the pad. Goku jumped back. "Starting gravity." Goku looked at the speaker then was suddenly slammed to the ground. He laid there for a few minutes then pushed himself up on all fours then onto his feet. He stretched then began his warm up exercises.
*****Inside the house
"He was so funny. He just kinda stared at the pad. It was funny! I should have brought my camera!" Bulma said laughing into the phone.
"Yeah, he can be really spacey sometimes! But he's really cute none the less!" Said Chi Chi laughing also.
"Oh well. I just wonder how he can take that. I mean, my dad did invent it to help the army and navy, but they could only possibly do two to five times earth's normal gravity. But I swear," She said looking at a digital box that looked similar to a clock with the number thirty on it. "He's on thirty times normal gravity. Knowing Goku he'll be at one hundred by the end of the week. If he keeps this up."
"Yeah about that..." Chi Chi started.
"Yeah if he stays here forever I'll kick him out. I won't let him stay in there. I know that he has to go home and take care of you and Gohan." Bulma said.
"Thank Bulma. Oh! My gosh! Gohan's preschool has been over for ten minutes! I have to go get him! Call you later Bulma!" Chi Chi said in a rush.
"Bye!" Was all Bulma got in before the phone went dead. She put the phone on the hook and walked over to the couch, picked the remote off the coffee table and began flipping through the channels. She landed on a soap opera. She watched it for two minutes before she flipped the channel. She landed on another channel with a soap opera. {What the hell? What time is it?} She looked at the digital clock on the DVD player. {One ten. Figures. Oh well I'll just watch it anyway.} She set the remote on the table so she can watch the TV. (ok the next few paragraphs will be of the soap opera)
"But, John, h-how c-could you? I trusted you! You said you didn't love anyone else!" Said a blonde wearing hot pink lingerie with a hot pink boa.
"I- I don't know what took over me." The man walked quickly to the lady and put his hands on her shoulders. "I love you. I swear I do!" The lady got out of the man's grasp and walked to the window. "She was nothing compared to you." He said softly walking up behind her.
"No you don't. You don't love me. You cheat on me every chance you get!" She said whipping around to face him.
"I love you. I swear I do." He said looking into her eyes.
"Ok, who's Sara?" She said with a scowl.
"Well, she's, well, um, she's nothing! I hate her!" He said raising his hands.
"Sure. Is she just some slut that you like to fuck? Like the rest?" She said walking away from the man.
"She's nothing! I'll call her now and tell her that I never want to see her again!" He fumbled in his pocket then pulled out his cell. He took a piece of paper out of the same pocket and dialed it. There was a moment of silence then the man started talking. "Sara? Yes, we are over! You are nothing to me! I never want to see you again!" He pressed the end button and a yelling high-pitched voice was cut off.
The lady stared at the actions that were just completed in front of her. She was surprised as the man came up and hugged her. "I love you. I will never cheat in you again." They stared into each other's eyes for a few seconds.
"I-I-I l-l-ove you." She stammered with tears rolling down her face. Suddenly they kissed.
Bulma grabbed the remote and turned the TV off. She felt like ripping out her hair and running to the station that played that show. She wanted to rip their heads off. {It NEVER happens like that!} She said jumping up. {Yamcha never did that! He never told me about his little sluts! If he did that, if he did...} She suddenly started crying. {If he did that, I'd be so happy. I would have been able to be married by now! I would have had kids of my own!} She sat back down on the couch and put her head on her hands. {Why does he have to be so... like that? Why does he cheat on me? I don't understand what he sees in those whores!} She looked up to above the TV where a picture of she and Yamcha rested. It was the senior prom. Bulma was so happy. She thought that she would be spending the rest of her life with that man. {But he cheats on you so often. He did it even when you were in high school! HE CHEATED ON YOU DURING THE PROM!} Her thoughts screamed.
****Flashback****
"Hey babe, I'm going to get us some punch ok?" Said Yamcha giving Bulma a kiss on the cheek. "Be right back."
"Ok, I'll still be here." He turned around and headed towards the buffet table.
"Bulma!" Said Chi Chi running up to her friend. Or at least she tried while she dragged Goku behind her. The heels she was wearing weren't helping either.
"Chi! You look gorgeous in that dress!" Chi was wearing a low cut dark red dress that covered her feet, shoes and all.
"Oh my god! I love your dress too!" Bulma was wearing a tube top dark blue dress that also covered her feet. (ok I really don't care about what the dresses look like so, yeah kinda skipped few details. Lets just say that they look really pretty.)
"So what do you think of this? I think it's wonderful!" Bulma said looking at the ceiling of the Hilton Hotel's ballroom. "The decorations are wonderful! They spent so much time on this!"
"I heard that the food is also really good." Said looking at Chi Chi hopefully.
"So have I sweetie. You're just going to have to wait! I'm talking to Bulma!"
"Please Chi? I'll just grab ONE plate of food?" He said with puppy dog eyes.
"Fine go!" Goku ran off.
"So do like it here Chi? Are you and Goku having fun?" Bulma said with a smile.
"Oh! I love it! The music is great! The decorations! The ballroom! Oh man it's really cool!" Chi said almost yelling. Goku came back with a platter of appetizers. "Um Goku, honey, you said a plate, not a platter." Goku looked surprised for a minute with food stuffed in his cheeks.
He swallowed his food. "Um they didn't have plates?" He said innocently. Chi shook her head. "hey Bulma," Goku started after a while.
"Yeah Goku?" Bulma said noticing that the food on the platter was gone.
"Didn't you come here with Yamcha?" Goku said looking down at his plate. He frowned he couldn't find any more food on the platter.
"Yeah, he was at the table getting punch for us. I wonder what's taking him so long." Bulma said locking her eyebrows together in concern.
"Well uh, he just kinda walked away with this other girl. I think they're going to get a room." Goku said scratching his chin. "Chi... can we get a room? I want to sleep now. All of that food makes me hungry." Chi Chi stared at Goku.
"Bulma, what are you going to do?"
"Find him." Bulma walked towards the reception desk. "Hi, I'm looking for a few of my friends. The name might be under Yamcha." The receptionist typed in the name.
"No, I'm sorry dear." The lady shook her head as she spoke.
"How about Olshan?" The lady typed in the name.
"Yes there in one person here by that name."
"Did he come with a girl?"
"Yes I think he did. I think he was here for the prom. Are you?" Bulma shook her head vehemently.
"What room are they in? I need to talk to him immediately!" Bulma slapped her hands on the marble top. The lady flinched a little, then started typing.
"Room 301 on the third level." Bulma thanked the lady then ran to the elevator. Ch Chi and Goku met her up, they had been waiting for her.
"Did you find him?" Chi Chi whispered.
"Yes, I did. He had another girl with him." Bulma had tears running down her face. She rode the elevator to the third level with her friend comforting her. Once the elevator stopped she walked briskly out the door to find room 301. After searching for ten minutes, she couldn't find the room. She came across 18 and Krillin walking towards their room. Bulma stopped to ask them if they knew where the room might be.
"Yeah it's the opposite way. Why? What's wrong Bulma?" 18 asked.
"Yamcha, he might be cheating on me again." She was trying her hardest not to cry.
18 was furious. "Lets go find that son of a bitch ass hole." She stomped off in the direction of Yamcha's room. Bulma followed silently behind. Once they found the room, no one moved. They could here noises coming from the inside. "Gross." 18 muttered. Thoughts running through their heads.
"whose gunna open the door?" Krillin asked.
"I will." Bulma said, almost losing her voice. She carefully lifted her arm up. She rested her hand on the doorknob, tears running down her face. "What if it's locked?" She whispered. She wanted to avoid opening that door.
"I'll knock then." Said 18. "Go on, open the door Bulma. The faster this happens the fast you can get over him.
{But, what if, what if I can't get over him?} Bulma thought as she slowly twisted the doorknob. It wasn't locked and the door slowly opened without a sound. She slowly opened it a little more. The noises her getting louder because the door now allowed more sound to come out. 18 gagged at the noises being made. Someone was moaning while the other was making kissing noises. Bulma finally opened it enough to stick her head and half her body through. Her heart fell at what she saw. There on the bed was the school slut and Yamcha. Both were half dresses. Yamcha was laying on top of the girl kissing her everywhere he could, they still hadn't heard the group outside the door. Yamcha was trying to get the clasp undone on the girl's bra. She finally had to help, and there was Bulma standing there in shock. She finally took herself out of the door to face the group.
"He's in... he's in... in there with ~hic~ another ~hic~ girl!" Bulma couldn't take anymore. She barged in the room taking the two people by surprise. Both were almost naked. "Yamcha! You fucking cheater! You cheated on me! You can't get out of this one!" Bulma shrieked pointing at him with tears.
"But babe, I- I..."
"NO more! I don't want to see you anymore!" Bulma cried. {I hate you Yamcha. I never want to see you again!}
****End Flashback****
Bulma had tears rolling down her face. {I hate him. Stupid TV. It never works that way. I never want to see him again!} The phone started ringing. She picked it up. "Hello?"
"Babe? Is that you? I just wanted to say how sorry I am."
OMG! J/k. Ok! You guys just read 12 pages! cowers in fear don't kill me! Sry that it took me so long. I'm starting on the next Chappie! R&R PLEASE! Or you can email me. uIgNOrentFOOL@netscape.net