Author: Hi my name is Zeldagus. This is my first fic. I need lotsa reviews, k? If this sucks, I need tips, not insults of my work (which I consider to be crap), so help me out if I suck, k?

The Picnic-

One day, Yugi and his friends went on a picnic.

It was at first a boring picnic.

All that was going on were lectures of Tea's boring friendship babble.

As Tea was yakking her head off, Tristan noticed something.

It was a red ant hill.

He decided that if he chucked Tea on to the ant hill, no more friendship babble would ever utter from her lips again.

Tristan smiled.

As he was edging towards Tea, she burst into song.

"WE ARE FAMILY! GOT ALL MY SISTAS WITH ME!"

Tristan was stunned by this random event. He was so stunned that Joey had to hit him on the head with a hammer.

Tristan's block hair got chipped.

Tristan saw red. His eyes blazed with an evil no one had ever seen.

He picked up the hammer and whacked Joey on the head until he died.

Suddenly, a weird mist rose around.

Kaiba appeared, and started to laugh.

"FEEL THE MIST OF MY TRENCH COAT! WAHAHAHAHA!"

He pressed a button, and his trench coat blew into the air.

A mist surrounded everyone, and..

Author: HAHAHAHA! I don't know if I should finish this. I need reviews please.