Random Acts of Insanity
I have created a series of experiments using the cast of Inuyasha and a cast of my own. Enclosed is a videotape, on which I have recorded the first three.
Experiment #1: Sesshomaru & Sorlo
From the view of the security camera The two male test subjects are in a bare, white-walled room, sitting at a card table. They have been staring at each other the past couple of minutes. Finally, they look at the cards they have been given. On the cards are written the words: Try to scare him.
Sesshomaru stares haughtily at Sorlo before saying, "Spiders."
Sorlo shudders, but replies, "Death."
"Worms."
"Heights."
"Rats."
"A haircut."
This last remark appears to have had some effect on the youkai lord, as he pales and fingers his long, white hair.
"Having a loved one die," he retorts. Sorlo glares at him and scratches something on the back of his card. "Top that," he hisses spitefully as he slides the card across the table. Sesshomaru picks up the card and reads what the human boy has written, a smirk on his face. The sneer is immediately replaced by a look of extreme terror, and the youkai runs screaming from the room. The former assassin gets up and saunters after him. The camera zooms in at the table and we see, written on the card, the words:
Getting killed by a human.
Thus ends Experiment #1.
Experiment #2:Kassix & Kikyo
The two females are sitting in the same white-walled room, glaring daggers at each other. Kassix, merely because the dead miko is (was) human; Kikyo, because Kassix bears a strong resemblance to Inuyasha. Both merely glance at the cards they have been given, on which the words 'Make her angry' are written.
Kassix starts.
"Nerd."
"Idiot."
"Psychopathic human." "White-haired freak." It quickly turns into a shouting match when Kikyo says that phrase, seeing as the elf is just as sensitive about her hair as Sesshomaru. "Bag of bones and dirt!" "Sesshomaru wanna-be!" Once again, the dead girl has managed to touch a raw nerve. Kassix is slowly turning red and Kikyo, surprisingly enough, has gained a touch of pink in her ice-white cheeks. "Two-faced-dirty-little-double-crosser!!" "Pointy-eared-sword-swinging-human-hater!!" "Pathetic-" "Murdering-" "Antique!!" Kassix yells, her face scarlet. "Obsolete antique! You're like a computer.. seeing as there's a better version of you out already!" This is the last straw for Kikyo, and, since the contestants are not allowed to kill each other, she searches for something to destroy. Spotting the camera in the corner, she shrieks in rage and flies at it, face red, attacking the box before ripping out the wires, and we lose first visual, then audio.
Thus ends Experiment #2.
Experiment #3: Dae & Naraku
Dae and Naraku are sitting in a blue-walled room with a single window(Kikyo completely demolished the White Room) staring thoughtfully at one another, mainly due to the fact that they look similar. First one, then the other, looks down at his card and sees the words: Challenge him.
Naraku starts with: "Kill Inuyasha and get me the Shikon Jewel."
"No." Naraku is not used to being refused. This could be interesting.
"What?!"
Dae shrugs. "You heard. I said no. That's not hard to understand, is it?"
"Are you challenging me?"
"What if I am?"
Their chairs are knocked over as they both stand up and glare at each other, the hanyou's murderous; the human's cold.
"You will obey me."
The temperature in the room appears to drop as Dae's glare grows even colder. Naraku shivers visibly as he is backed into the camera's blind spot. We can no longer see our subjects, but we hear quite a range of colorful vocabulary.
Dae's voice: "You little ****ing bastard! Never.. smash ..tell me.. whap ..what.. wham ..to do!"
Naraku's voice: "Help! Ow! Someone please Ow! help me!! Dae's voice: "Get back here.." Muffled screams are heard. Naraku's voice: "Get off me, you jerk! Ow! A chair is dragged into the unseen area and smashing sounds, screams, and swearing are heard. Dae's voice: "..Little mumble mumble jerk.." The males come into view, Naraku shrieking for all he is worth (which isn't much) and Dae holding and beating the other with what appears to be the leg of the chair. Naraku: "Help!!"
True terror is heard in the wicked hanyou's voice, and a security team is sent in to pry Dae of the terrified Naraku.
Thus ends Experiment #3.
I hope that you have enjoyed these experiments. Review for the next three.
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Sorry!! I forgot to put in the disclaimer!! Here ya go!
-DISCLAIMER- I do not own Inuyasha. (sad face) I wish I did.
I have created a series of experiments using the cast of Inuyasha and a cast of my own. Enclosed is a videotape, on which I have recorded the first three.
Experiment #1: Sesshomaru & Sorlo
From the view of the security camera The two male test subjects are in a bare, white-walled room, sitting at a card table. They have been staring at each other the past couple of minutes. Finally, they look at the cards they have been given. On the cards are written the words: Try to scare him.
Sesshomaru stares haughtily at Sorlo before saying, "Spiders."
Sorlo shudders, but replies, "Death."
"Worms."
"Heights."
"Rats."
"A haircut."
This last remark appears to have had some effect on the youkai lord, as he pales and fingers his long, white hair.
"Having a loved one die," he retorts. Sorlo glares at him and scratches something on the back of his card. "Top that," he hisses spitefully as he slides the card across the table. Sesshomaru picks up the card and reads what the human boy has written, a smirk on his face. The sneer is immediately replaced by a look of extreme terror, and the youkai runs screaming from the room. The former assassin gets up and saunters after him. The camera zooms in at the table and we see, written on the card, the words:
Getting killed by a human.
Thus ends Experiment #1.
Experiment #2:Kassix & Kikyo
The two females are sitting in the same white-walled room, glaring daggers at each other. Kassix, merely because the dead miko is (was) human; Kikyo, because Kassix bears a strong resemblance to Inuyasha. Both merely glance at the cards they have been given, on which the words 'Make her angry' are written.
Kassix starts.
"Nerd."
"Idiot."
"Psychopathic human." "White-haired freak." It quickly turns into a shouting match when Kikyo says that phrase, seeing as the elf is just as sensitive about her hair as Sesshomaru. "Bag of bones and dirt!" "Sesshomaru wanna-be!" Once again, the dead girl has managed to touch a raw nerve. Kassix is slowly turning red and Kikyo, surprisingly enough, has gained a touch of pink in her ice-white cheeks. "Two-faced-dirty-little-double-crosser!!" "Pointy-eared-sword-swinging-human-hater!!" "Pathetic-" "Murdering-" "Antique!!" Kassix yells, her face scarlet. "Obsolete antique! You're like a computer.. seeing as there's a better version of you out already!" This is the last straw for Kikyo, and, since the contestants are not allowed to kill each other, she searches for something to destroy. Spotting the camera in the corner, she shrieks in rage and flies at it, face red, attacking the box before ripping out the wires, and we lose first visual, then audio.
Thus ends Experiment #2.
Experiment #3: Dae & Naraku
Dae and Naraku are sitting in a blue-walled room with a single window(Kikyo completely demolished the White Room) staring thoughtfully at one another, mainly due to the fact that they look similar. First one, then the other, looks down at his card and sees the words: Challenge him.
Naraku starts with: "Kill Inuyasha and get me the Shikon Jewel."
"No." Naraku is not used to being refused. This could be interesting.
"What?!"
Dae shrugs. "You heard. I said no. That's not hard to understand, is it?"
"Are you challenging me?"
"What if I am?"
Their chairs are knocked over as they both stand up and glare at each other, the hanyou's murderous; the human's cold.
"You will obey me."
The temperature in the room appears to drop as Dae's glare grows even colder. Naraku shivers visibly as he is backed into the camera's blind spot. We can no longer see our subjects, but we hear quite a range of colorful vocabulary.
Dae's voice: "You little ****ing bastard! Never.. smash ..tell me.. whap ..what.. wham ..to do!"
Naraku's voice: "Help! Ow! Someone please Ow! help me!! Dae's voice: "Get back here.." Muffled screams are heard. Naraku's voice: "Get off me, you jerk! Ow! A chair is dragged into the unseen area and smashing sounds, screams, and swearing are heard. Dae's voice: "..Little mumble mumble jerk.." The males come into view, Naraku shrieking for all he is worth (which isn't much) and Dae holding and beating the other with what appears to be the leg of the chair. Naraku: "Help!!"
True terror is heard in the wicked hanyou's voice, and a security team is sent in to pry Dae of the terrified Naraku.
Thus ends Experiment #3.
I hope that you have enjoyed these experiments. Review for the next three.
@
Sorry!! I forgot to put in the disclaimer!! Here ya go!
-DISCLAIMER- I do not own Inuyasha. (sad face) I wish I did.