Okay, here's my first fanfic in awhile.please review so I know how I've
done!
::DISCLAIMER::
I do not own any of the Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, or any of the other characters except for maybe one or two, they be my CREATIONS!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! *ahem*
I was bored and felt that I must rewrite KH.or rather just make it hysterically funny. Meh. Here you go.
::Deranged Opening Music Plays::
*Sora falls from the sky.confusingness.goes into water.falls some more..yadayadayada*
::In some odd black abyss::
"You will open the door.."
Sora: HEY?! Who are you?! *Curls into a tiny ball* Oh no, not those voices again.AHHH!!
"No, you moron, look on the screen up above you"
Sora: HEEEEEEEY! You're floating words.ooOOOooo! I wanna EATCHA!
"WHAT?! Ech.anyways, you will open the door!"
Sora: Door to what?
"How should I know? All I know is that you're openin' it, not me"
Sora: Awwww.why do I always have to open doors for people?! It's not fair.
"Yes it is. Now, which weapon will you choose?"
Sora: Why would I need a weapon? Destiny Islands is so peaceful.ahhhh.
"Choose a frickin' weapon! GOD! How STUPID can you be?!"
Sora: *drools* Uhhhhhhhh.
"*mumbles curses and other obscenities*"
Sora: uhhh..wait, what? Choose a weapon? Hmm.there's a chicken, a floppy disk, and a HUUUUUUUUUUGE sword that looks like it holds the ultimate power to save the world! I choooooooooooooose.the CHICKEN!
"WHAT?! You stupid idiot!! Choose the huge sword thing!"
Sora: NO! You's not be my mommy! Or are you.?!
"NO I am definitely NOT your mommy. Ahh.what weapon will you discard?"
Sora: The hu-
"NOOOOOO!! What do you think you're doing?!"
Sora: I was just about to say 'I discard the huge sword.'
::The huge sword vanishes::
"Good god."
::A chicken in the shape of a..uhh.chicken.appears in Sora's hands::
Sora: WHOA! Dude, I love chickens.
"."
Sora: Hey! Mister texty d00d? Where'd ya go?
"I'm not here. I'm not coming back until the next chapter either. Go away."
Sora: Okay, I'll try to remember that.wait, what?
::DISCLAIMER::
I do not own any of the Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, or any of the other characters except for maybe one or two, they be my CREATIONS!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! *ahem*
I was bored and felt that I must rewrite KH.or rather just make it hysterically funny. Meh. Here you go.
::Deranged Opening Music Plays::
*Sora falls from the sky.confusingness.goes into water.falls some more..yadayadayada*
::In some odd black abyss::
"You will open the door.."
Sora: HEY?! Who are you?! *Curls into a tiny ball* Oh no, not those voices again.AHHH!!
"No, you moron, look on the screen up above you"
Sora: HEEEEEEEY! You're floating words.ooOOOooo! I wanna EATCHA!
"WHAT?! Ech.anyways, you will open the door!"
Sora: Door to what?
"How should I know? All I know is that you're openin' it, not me"
Sora: Awwww.why do I always have to open doors for people?! It's not fair.
"Yes it is. Now, which weapon will you choose?"
Sora: Why would I need a weapon? Destiny Islands is so peaceful.ahhhh.
"Choose a frickin' weapon! GOD! How STUPID can you be?!"
Sora: *drools* Uhhhhhhhh.
"*mumbles curses and other obscenities*"
Sora: uhhh..wait, what? Choose a weapon? Hmm.there's a chicken, a floppy disk, and a HUUUUUUUUUUGE sword that looks like it holds the ultimate power to save the world! I choooooooooooooose.the CHICKEN!
"WHAT?! You stupid idiot!! Choose the huge sword thing!"
Sora: NO! You's not be my mommy! Or are you.?!
"NO I am definitely NOT your mommy. Ahh.what weapon will you discard?"
Sora: The hu-
"NOOOOOO!! What do you think you're doing?!"
Sora: I was just about to say 'I discard the huge sword.'
::The huge sword vanishes::
"Good god."
::A chicken in the shape of a..uhh.chicken.appears in Sora's hands::
Sora: WHOA! Dude, I love chickens.
"."
Sora: Hey! Mister texty d00d? Where'd ya go?
"I'm not here. I'm not coming back until the next chapter either. Go away."
Sora: Okay, I'll try to remember that.wait, what?