Oh man do I have to do this? Oh My Goddess is not my property, or else I would have Belldandy, Urd and Skuld all to myself, (Heh-heh) but alas, they belong to the talented Kosuke Fujishima and Dark Horse, so poor me. Metal Gear Solid is not mine either or else I'd be super rich instead of super poor, they belong to the magnificent game creator, Hideo Kojima and Konami Entertainment. So, neither of the characters in this fic are mine, but the story is.

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Previously in the story, not much in action happened, but our war buddy Snake gets to meet Keiichi's girlfriend, Belldandy and her sisters Skuld and Urd who came along with for the ride. But Snake gets the surprise of his life when she kindly and openly reveals to him that she's a Goddess! After Snake tells his newfound comrades about his real mission, he teams up with the group to get the rescue of Nekomi Tech on the go, then it's off to find Metal Gear. But somewhere else, two bad guys have already set their plans to get to the underground storage...one of them is the vengeful Mara, while her accomplice is Revolver Ocelot, the Russian gunslinger!

So, what is going to happen now? Well sit back and just read on, dudes. I promise you'll enjoy this. Oh and thanks for the reviews, and comments about the OMG episodes. (Sobs after finding out there were only five episodes, just as when I was getting to really love the show...) And to those who never played MGS before but are enjoying this, this story will have SPOILERS from the game, but I guess you're enjoying it as it is. I'd better shut up now....

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ShardclawKusanagi presents:

Oh My Metal Gear!

Chapter 4: Let Urd eat Snake

An Oh My Goddess/Metal Gear Solid crossover

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Urd had stepped into the darkness of the ventilation shaft and from behind, she can hear Snake coming as well. She had to crawl to get moving to another part of the building, but she stopped for a moment.

"Snake, are you sure this is the better way to get to the gym without costing time?" Urd asked.

Snake, who was wearing his thermal goggles, stopped next to her. "Don't you worry, if you're worried about how all this is going to turn out, I'm sure none of your friends will have to get hurt once we play things right."

"Okay." Urd said, nodding her head. "Then, I'll press on."

Urd went crawling ahead, leaving Snake to mumble something to himself, as he watched Urd's behind though his goggles. "Hmm, not bad at all...now that's what I call a masterpiece..."

"Did you say something?" Urd asked quickly.

Snake was caught off guard. "Uh...no, I didn't say anything. I was just thinking...just what kind of Goddess are you?"

"Why, the Goddess of love. Fitting isn't it?" Urd smiled back.

"I can see that..." Snake said, then shaking his head. (Dammit, Snake! Keep focus on the mission, not her behind...)

Urd chucked to herself as she saw the effect of her beauty was getting to Snake. "You don't have to fight it, you know. Why, a place a small as this...I'm practically venerable to escape or to defend myself. Come on, Snake, take me."

"Cut that out! This is a serious matter here!" Snake growled.

"Why are you being sour all of a sudden? Jeez, you should learn to loosen up..." Urd purred, getting closer to Snake, her body close to his. "My, you've got quite a tasty chest..."

Snake shook his head, then he gently pushed Urd aside. "Listen to me, Urd. If this is the kind of attitude you're going to carry on in a mission as critical as this, we're only just keeping back valuable time. And besides, I don't want to get you involved in my life."

"It's a little too late for that." Urd smiled.

"I'm not kidding. The last time a woman came along with for a mission, she almost died because I wasn't able to protect her." Snake said in a low tone, holding back the tears. Urd became silent when she heard this.

"Oh, Snake, I...I didn't know. I'm sorry." Urd said. "I really mean it."

"Save it. We have to get your friends out of here." Snake replied coldly. "We're almost there. Let me take point this time, alright?"

"Okay, Snake. I won't try anything this time." Urd said, as she let Snake proceed ahead of her. After looking at him, she shook her head. (What a sad, lonely man...and with probably the most sexiest behind I've ever laid eyes on. Oh, Snake...)

Her cheeks started to flush and she smiled to herself after thinking such naughty thoughts. (Can this be what Belldandy be feeling for Keiichi? Is this truly...love?)

"URD!" Snake's shout rang her out of her train of thought. "Snap out of it! I found the gym area."

Urd nervously shook her head and went towards Snake's position, but along the way, she passed an overhead vent where one sentry was in the restroom, talking to himself. She swore she heard loud. growling sounds from in there as well.

"AHHCHHOO! Damn, I still have that cold! That witch, if I ever find that woman who stole my clothes and left me naked in that prison back in Shadow Moses, I'll make her pay back double for what she did!" the man complained. "And not only that, I got this damn diaherra that just won't give up...AUUUGH! Here comes another one!" A loud sound from the toilet came that made Urd cringe.

"That's why I hate guard duty in the cold. AAACHHOO! Why do I always have to get all the bad luck?" The man continued. "At least we're in bright and sunny Japan. I can live with that. Still, the commander broad with the back leather outfit is reasonable to work with. Awww, man she was hot! I liked that thing with her fangs though and those tattoos on her face...I wonder if she's seeing anyone? But those Russian guards I have to work with still get on my nerves though. Aww, whatever. I just have to hold it in until this thing blows over. Awww, no, there's no paper..."

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Skuld and Banpei had heard the sounds coming from the men's restroom. Skuld figured that the wise thing to do was to leave this one alone and proceed down the hall, Keiichi and Belldandy followed behind her.

"Skuld dear, be careful. You don't know if another one of these sentries are close by." Belldandy called out quietly.

"I know, I'll be careful." Skuld replied. "I made sure to modify Banpei with a motion detector to tell us if the coast is clear." Skuld said. "And just to be extra careful, I've created my very own Skuld-iton Radar system."

"You think we can do it?" Keiichi asked, getting Belldandy's attention.

"Hmmm? I don't understand, Kei-chan." she asked.

"About getting our friends out of here safe." Keiichi said. "This is not something we are used to, but still we are risking our lives for them. Do you think we can get everyone out okay before something bad happens?"

"I believe that Snake is capable. His eyes speak the truth." Belldandy said, smiling slightly. "Although...they tell a tale of deep pain, regret and loneliness. He have always been alone and hardly trusted anyone. He is trying to shut out any kind of support given to him, but he must have felt that today is an exception."

"Because you helped him, right?" Keiichi asked. "Or is it something else?"

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(Author's note: This may be a longshot here, but I did find out for myself that Belldandy can read people's minds. Can someone verify that for me is that one of her only powers besides her Angel, Holy Bell?)

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"I glanced into Snake's mind when we first met him, (last Chapter) and found out that this man has been through a lot in his life. Things that even I can't shake off." Belldandy placed a hand on her chest. "He is still in the past mental binding of trauma he has endured and he thinks that if we just help him, we may get hurt."

"I read about Snake's exploits on that book Skuld has 'In the Darkness of Shadow Moses', and knew that he had a hard time, but he's a soldier that always follows his instincts." Keiichi said. "So far, he has managed to protect me and he did promise that he will get our friends out of this safe."

"I think so too...but, I sense there's a bigger menace at work here. I just can't place my finger on." Belldandy said. She and Keiichi met Skuld and Banpei near a corner where they saw two sentries standing guard near the door. Staying out of sight, they gathered together to come up with a plan.

"Great, there's no way we can get inside in time when Urd and Snake sets off the smoke bomb." Keiichi said quietly. "Any ideas, Skuld?"

"Can't risk attacking them, even though Snake said they don't have much battle experience." Skuld whispered back. She heard some crumbling noises and turned to see Belldandy opening a bento box of chocolate cookies.

"Belldandy, now's not the time for snacks." Keiichi said.

"Oh no, Keiichi, there's aren't for me." Belldandy smiled. "I was saving them for you when you get home, but I just thought of a wonderful idea."

(She wouldn't...) Keiichi thought to himself. After seeing Belldandy bravely step out to the hallway when the guards spotted her. (Yes, she did!)

"Huh?" one of the guards saw Belldandy coming at their direction. "Who goes there?"

"Please, I mean you no harm. But I can see that standing there all this time must have given you an appetite." Belldandy said as she held out her hand that held the cookies. "You are free to take as many that pleases you."

The guards looked at each other in confusion as first but shrugged their shoulders and took the cookies by the handful, but it was their biggest mistake. By now they would have gone into Alert Mode if their backs weren't turned to Keiichi's and Skuld's direction, who were holding hammers right above their heads.

One of the sentries looked up after chewing one of Belldandy's cookies and saw Skuld's hammer nearly reaching his crown. "What the...?!"

"KRAK!" "KRAK!"

The two sentries were on the floor knocked out from the blows of Skuld's hammer. The young Goddess simply swung her hammer, blew on its end and placed it behind her. Belldandy was continuously bowing her head to the unconscious men.

"I'm so sorry. I do wish we didn't do that, but we have to rescue our friends. If you weren't so bad, we could have been friends as well." Belldandy said.

"Smart move anyway, Belldandy." Skuld smiled.

"Look, we can worry about them later. Let's contact Snake and tell him that we're here." Keiichi said, taking the sentry's radios, then reaching for his Codec.

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"Snake? It's Keiichi." Keiichi's face appeared on the Codec screen, as did Snake.

"Hey, kid. Talk to me, where are you?" Snake replied.

"Belldandy, Skuld and myself are already at the front entrance to the gym area. What's going on with you and Urd?"

"I can see a majority of the students and teachers from up here, but there's heavy surveillance." Urd responded. "Hey, I can see Sora, Sayoko, Tamiya and Otaki... and a nasty looking bomb in the middle."

"A bomb?!" Belldandy gasped. "Oh no..."

"Is it active?" Skuld asked.

Snake used his Digital camera to scope in on the explosives. "Whoever designed this bomb wasn't kidding. He's using SEMTEX, one of the most dangerous substances for bomb making. The good news that it's simple looking though, we can easily diffuse this thing, but..."

"But what?" Urd asked.

"If we go for the bomb first, the enemy will retaliate." Snake said, continuing looking around. "Two sentries on the both and west bleachers, one at the front door, one is securing an emergency exit behind the hostages, another one near the bomb and one sleeping near a long haired chick with his head on her shoulder."

"He's talking about Sayoko." Urd snickered.

"So, what do we do?" Keiichi asked.

"Leave this to me. I can just take care of the sentries from here, because I found a PSG1-T from one of the sentries that ninja took care of earlier." Snake took out a sniper rifle from his equipment. (All hail the art of Hidden Weapons!) "Watch and learn."

Snake poked his rifle through one of the open holes from the event shaft and targeted the sentry near the front door. He thought of firing there first, but decided to aim for the sentry at the emergency exit. But there was one problem...his hands started to shake.

"Damn! If only I had my cigarettes, I can stop the trembling." Snake muttered to himself. Urd smiled and hugged Snake from behind, her ample bustline pressing against Snake's back.

"Will this ease things then?" Urd mellowed. Snake felt his cheeks turn red and his heart beat harder as he never saw a woman being this forward with him. "Wow, I just love men with broad shoulders and a strong back..."

Snake rolled his eyes as he returned to the mission at hand. With Urd's body pressed against his, Snake was able to stop shaking for a long period of time to get the sentry with a tranquilizer shot to the head. One hit and he was down, but Snake was worried about the noise he would make.

The body made a thud, making the sentry at the east bleacher look down at from the top and he started to walk toward his comrade.

(Perfect.) Snake thought, as he fired another shot just before the sentry was about to wake his comrade up.

"Alright, Urd. Get off now, I'm going to try something different here." Snake said.

"But I'm loving every moment of this!" Urd said. Snake growled at Urd, who nervously stepped back, and stared back at him with her raging glare. Snake smiled and took out his M9 and gently opened the vent.

"Throw the smoke bomb." Snake said, as he grabbed unto one of the iron railings of the ceiling.

Urd had no idea what Snake was going to do, but went ahead and opened one of her potion bottles and dropped it into the hall.

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Sayoko was trying her best to get the sleeping sentry off her, when she heard a glass brake, then smoke appeared. Some people started to scream and they were quickly silenced by the shouts of the sentries. The two remaining sentries noticed the sound and walked over to investigate. But the sentry from the front door suddenly drooped to his knees and fell in a deep sleep.

She looked up and she can see a muscular American man dressed in grey, holding unto one of the railings on the ceiling with one hand, while with the other, holding a gun. Still holding unto the railing, he used the hand that held the gun to drop the magazine it had, switch to a new one and reload it fast enough to aim it and fire at the last sentry, putting him to sleep.

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Author's note: If any of you have seen this from the MGS3: SnakeEater trailer, you would know what I'm talking about from that particular scene.

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Snake returned the gun to his holster, and grabbed unto the railing and started to climb towards the bleachers. He had a long way to go down before the smoke clears, so he let go of the railing he held onto before he grabbed unto the third one below.

However, the sentry who had just woken up near Sayoko and decided to reach for his radio, when suddenly it was Snake who lets go for the very last railing he spotted, he timed and grabbed unto it before he landed on the sentry in a perfect landing and a loud thud.

Snake looked up and talked to the students and staff. "Don't you people worry, I'm one of the good guys."

Sora, and the other students and staff of Nekomi Tech who had been watching this started to cheer, then they heard the door open as Keiichi, Belldandy, Skuld, Banpei and Urd appeared.

"Mister Morisato!" Sora shouted cheerfully. "You came to our rescue."

"Morisato!" Tamiya got up, still strapped to the tape next to his friend. "I knew you must be the one to get out us out of this mess."

Belldandy and her sisters started to free their friends, while Snake examined the bomb in the middle. "Listen, Keiichi, when these people are freed, get them out of here. And contact the authorities while you're at it. Get these guys rounded up and watch them until the crisis has passed."

"But..what about the bomb?" Keiichi panicked.

"Take a look." Snake sighed as Keiichi looked at the bomb more closely. His eyes widened in shock as he took a glance at the switch at the side.

"An ON/OFF switch?!" Keiichi shouted. "We were worrying for nothing?"

Skuld went over to the bomb and analyzed it with her Skuld Bomb Detector. "This bomb is real alright, but it seems as if that a safety mechanism has been activated from the beginning of the siege."

"I knew something was odd with the whole situation." Urd growled. She went over to one of the unconscious sentries and picked him up. "Hey! Wake up! We wanna know who's your leader! Tell me what's going on!"

Snake pulled out his Glock and pointed it at the sentry. "You heard the lady, start spilling the details or else the next shot will open up that skull of yours. What are you really after?"

The sentry shook in fear in Urd's arms as he talked. "Alright, I'll talk. We're really not after any ransom, there's really a weapon that was hidden here and our Commanders wanted it."

"Commanders?!" Skuld asked, pointed her hammer at him.

"A man and a woman, but they make kinda a odd pair if you ask me.." The sentry continued. "One's an old Russian with one arm and old type guns, while woman' s got on all black leather and tattoos on her face. She looked really scary by herself, but when she has with that Russian guy..."

"OCELOT!" Snake shouted.

"MARA!" Urd shouted at the same time.

"Ummm...can you tell me what's going on here?" Keiichi asked, confused.

Urd shook the guy one more time. "What are they planning?"

"They are here to take...Metal Gear." The sentry said.

"I knew it! Metal Gear...it's really here!" Snake shouted. "Just where exactly is Ocelot heading?"

"There's a cargo elevator in the campus from the emergency exit that will take them underground. I was told that there's a four mile underground road that will take them below the satellite campus where Metal Gear is housed."

Snake pulled the Glock back into the holster and started to walk towards the exit. "I have to get to Ocelot before he gets away! Ladies, it's been fun, but this is where my real mission begins."

"Wait!" Belldandy said, but Snake had already left the hall.

"Who does he think he is, leaving us in hanging like that as to what's going on?" Skuld said.

"Mara...Snake has no idea what he has gotten himself into..." Urd said, thinking of the Legend.

"Urd?" Belldandy stopped her sister.

"Belldandy...I know this sounds crazy, but I just have to take care of this. Snake may need my help. I can't tell why I feel like this, but something tells me that he may be in trouble soon." Urd said. "And if Mara's involved, things can get nasty for Snake."

Belldandy smiled. "I think you're starting to have feelings for Snake, you're worrying for someone else is rare, but you may have a side for Snake that we may not see."

Urd gulped at her sister's comment. She saw her right through when she met Snake the first time, and even she didn't know, she had fallen head over heels for the Legend. She wanted to repay the man back for the help he offered today and she clenched her fists when she made her decision.

"I'm going to help Snake, no matter how dangerous this gets." Urd said. "You're free to come along, but you can't stop me."

With that, Urd walked towards to the emergency exit as Skuld walked forward.

"Belldandy! We have to stop her. She wouldn't know what to do if she wanders into some heavily guarded area if Snake isn't around to help her." Skuld said.

"Then you go guide her then, I'll join you soon after making sure things are safe here." Belldandy said. "But, please, Skuld, do be careful."

Skuld nodded as she followed her sister through the door. Keiichi looked on as he talked to Belldandy.

"I have a bad feeling about this...." Keiichi said. Belldandy placed her hand on her love and spoke.

"I'm sure things will turn out just fine. I believe that Snake can protect Urd when she needs him. And she will protect Snake as well when he needs it."

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"Mara, Snake has found out about Metal Gear." said, while she stood near Ocelot in a control room, her arms folded. "Just as planned?"

"Of course, he shall walk into the trap we set for him." Ocelot said. "Have you found any more intel on that ninja?"

"Not yet, but I did spot something to my interest..." Mara held up a red rose petal. "I found this where that ninja was last spotted. I think we may have another player into the game."

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That's the end of that Chapter, I wonder who could that ninja be? Sorry for those who waited forever for the update, but I have been busy with 'COE' and now my Eva/ Devil May Cry fic, not to mention work. But to those who wanted a long story from this crossover, sorry, we're almost at the end of the fic! But I do hope you stick around for what's going to happen next when Snake, and the Goddess sisters encounter the return of REX! Until the next one, laters.