Disclaimer: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry belongs to J.K Rowling, but Twitchy belongs to me. Dont steal.
This is the story of Twitchy the Barbaric Elephant, and the day he invaded Hogwarts. A tragic story.
Twitchy lived in Africa along with a bunch of other Elephants, and he lived a very passive life. Of course, he could have been happier, like if he got a lifelong supply of peanuts or endless mud baths. But overall he was happy. Like a happy elephant should be. Most elephants are happy.
I know.
Trust me.
Back to the story. One day, Twitchy was really bored but he couldn't figure out why. SO he slept for the rest of the day. But when he woke up, the hot African plains were gone and he was in some sort of a forest. He had been transported to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!!!! GASP!!!
So, Twitchy was really really really confused. He got to his feet and saw a bunch of really weird things goin on....trees and bushes and weird animals Twitchy had never seen before due to his deprived life in Africa. Twitchy's confusion melted away and now he was just plain angry. Why did he of all elephants have to get transported to a weird place where it was evident no other elephants had been transported to?
"Thats it," thought Twitchy. "From now on, I am Twitchy the Barbarec elephant and I will NOT stand for this injustice."
And then folks, I am sad to say, Twitchy went on a mad rampage. Snorting and flapping and hollering and stampeding and stomping and....
You get the idea.
Twitchy the Barbaric elephant stomped and snorted and stampeded his way to the magical school he despised so much. And this my friends is the part when Twitchy pounded Hogwarts to the ground.
Twitchy was on such a rampage that he did not think about what he was doing. It was only until after that he realized he needed the wizard's help to get back to his friends in Africa. But still he destroyed.
Five years later Twitchy served time in Wizard's facilities to keep him under control. And not to worry, no student was hurt in the fiasco at Hogwarts. A bit of a miracle, actually. At the time of the attack, oddly enough, every single student (and teacher if you can believe it) had a huge craving for Chocolate and Banana Magical Headache and Nausea Relief Tablets. So they all marched down to Hogsmeade and, believe me, the damage done there was by far worse than Twitchy's rampant.
For five years the unfortunate students of Hogwarts had to go to normal, non-magical schools across England and, believe me, the damage done THERE was by far worse than the Twitchy Fiasco and the Hogsmeade Chocolate and Banana Magical Headache and Nausea Tablets raid put together. How the students survived, we cannot tell.
All the damage at Hogwarts was repaired gradually and students were let in after a way-too-long vacation.
And, how Twitchy got to Hogwarts in the first place remains unknown.
This is the story of Twitchy the Barbaric Elephant, and the day he invaded Hogwarts. A tragic story.
Twitchy lived in Africa along with a bunch of other Elephants, and he lived a very passive life. Of course, he could have been happier, like if he got a lifelong supply of peanuts or endless mud baths. But overall he was happy. Like a happy elephant should be. Most elephants are happy.
I know.
Trust me.
Back to the story. One day, Twitchy was really bored but he couldn't figure out why. SO he slept for the rest of the day. But when he woke up, the hot African plains were gone and he was in some sort of a forest. He had been transported to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!!!! GASP!!!
So, Twitchy was really really really confused. He got to his feet and saw a bunch of really weird things goin on....trees and bushes and weird animals Twitchy had never seen before due to his deprived life in Africa. Twitchy's confusion melted away and now he was just plain angry. Why did he of all elephants have to get transported to a weird place where it was evident no other elephants had been transported to?
"Thats it," thought Twitchy. "From now on, I am Twitchy the Barbarec elephant and I will NOT stand for this injustice."
And then folks, I am sad to say, Twitchy went on a mad rampage. Snorting and flapping and hollering and stampeding and stomping and....
You get the idea.
Twitchy the Barbaric elephant stomped and snorted and stampeded his way to the magical school he despised so much. And this my friends is the part when Twitchy pounded Hogwarts to the ground.
Twitchy was on such a rampage that he did not think about what he was doing. It was only until after that he realized he needed the wizard's help to get back to his friends in Africa. But still he destroyed.
Five years later Twitchy served time in Wizard's facilities to keep him under control. And not to worry, no student was hurt in the fiasco at Hogwarts. A bit of a miracle, actually. At the time of the attack, oddly enough, every single student (and teacher if you can believe it) had a huge craving for Chocolate and Banana Magical Headache and Nausea Relief Tablets. So they all marched down to Hogsmeade and, believe me, the damage done there was by far worse than Twitchy's rampant.
For five years the unfortunate students of Hogwarts had to go to normal, non-magical schools across England and, believe me, the damage done THERE was by far worse than the Twitchy Fiasco and the Hogsmeade Chocolate and Banana Magical Headache and Nausea Tablets raid put together. How the students survived, we cannot tell.
All the damage at Hogwarts was repaired gradually and students were let in after a way-too-long vacation.
And, how Twitchy got to Hogwarts in the first place remains unknown.