Thank you for those who've reviewed this fic! I'm very surprised that I haven't got any flames yet, I thought that everyone would kill me for writing a Roy/Link fic. But they sure are cute together! Oh, by the way, I'm working on a story about how Link & Roy ended up together… That's why the delay, please forgive me!

Sagesumi: Uh… I don't know am I belittling myself or not, it's just the way I think. These are funny? That's nice to hear! And yes, strange these surely are if something!

MarthLover618: Can I whack DC too? I don't really have a frying pan, though. (Roy: "Pst! I've got a four feet long sword!") And it's great that you like it!

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"What!?" Link asked in great surprise. He had just saved all girls and now Roy was telling him that he was a murderer.

"It's what his relatives say."

"It can't have relatives!"

"What it? There's no it, Link!" The general looked up from the papers he had in his hands. "According to this, you have killed Mr. Freeman. Human combustion."

"What!?" Link took the papers from the redhead and looked at the name. "But-but it can't be! It was Ahti, I know that!"

"Link!" Roy sighed.

Keep your cool, keep your cool, keep your cool.

"It doesn't matter in the court if he looked like a fish. Of course, you might get a shorter sentence if my testimony said that you were mentally ill…"

"It must be its worshippers!" The Hylian ignored his love.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Roy counted not to lose his temper.

"Link, his relatives are suing you."

"Uh-huh." Link shook his head. "You saw it too, didn't you?"

"I saw what?"

"Ahti! On the shore…remember?"

"Uh… I think I saw small predator fish."

"Roy, what are you going to tell the jury tomorrow?" The elf tossed the papers on Roy's bed and took the boy's hands in his owns.

"Huh? …The truth, of course." Roy looked surprised.

"Tell me, what you're going to tell them."

"Why!? So that you can adjust your story to mine!?" The boy flared up, trying to get his hands back from the blonde.

"No. I want to know if we really saw the same things." Link pulled him close and hugged him. "You don't want me to prison, do you?"

"…No." Roy held Link tight. If the elf went to prison, he couldn't be with him. That would be horrible. What if his love got a life sentence?

NO! The voice inside him shouted desperately. He held the elf even tighter.

"…Tell me, Roy. What happened?" Link said after a long silence.

"Umm… Spesifically?" They let go of each other and sat down on the bed.

"Yes." Link took a tape recorder from the drawer and put it on.

"We… Uh… We were having breakfast on a Monday morning." Roy spoke to the recorder as he thought of what had happened. "It was sunny and very warm. The Smash Road was closed because of the heat. The kids had went to the beach and all the girls thought of leaving to the city farther away to do some shopping.

'What are you going to do today?' Zelda asked as she was having breakfast with us.

'I guess we'll go to the beach…' I said. I had no idea what Link had heard and were about to start investigating it. He ate his breakfast in silence, probably thinking of this Ahti.

'Oh, I thought some of you could come with us and help carrying the bags.' The Hylian princess stood up and took her plate.

'Why won't you ask Ganondorf and Captain Falcon? They would probably come.'

'Yes, I'll ask them. Bye then!" She left, leaving us alone.

'Hey, Roy', the elf said. 'Are you going to the beach?'

'Yeah, why wouldn't I?'

'Remember the boy I told you about yesterday? Marco?' Link said, looking at his sandwich.

'Yeah, is he the one who told us not to go to the beach?"

'Mm-hm… We can find out if his story is true!"

'He told you a fairytale, Link.'

'He swore it was true! Now let's go!' The Hylian had eaten his sandwich in a matter of seconds, speaking his mouth filled with food. He stood up as he took my hand and started to pull me after him to--"

"I wasn't that excited!" Link commented.

"Do you want to hear what happened or not?" Roy looked at his beloved.

"Yes, yes, continue." The Hylian laid on his back to the bed.

"Now, where was I? Oh, yes", the redhead spoke to the tape recorder again. "Link pulled me upstairs, leaving our plates on the table. It was Ganondorf's turn to make food and I guess the Hylian did it on purpose to annoy the Gerudo King.

He told me to get my swimming shorts and a towel. I was feeling energetic, and I wanted to do something. Swimming was fine, but I knew we weren't going to do that. He didn't tell it to me, but I just knew.

We went to the Haine beach, near the small fishing village close to the Smash Building. It wasn't a long trip, so we went by foot.

'Oh, it's so hot!' Link said, looking pained.

'You should've left your tunic to the Building', I said. He was the only one of us, who was fully dressed; he had wanted to change his swimsuit on the beach. Me, Ganondorf and Captain Falcon all had only swimsuits and towels with us.

'I hope there are lots of babes on the beach!' The F-Zero driver said, looking at his trained body. None of us answered, but Link and I changed looks."

Suddenly I felt awkward for being with the Hylian. But I knew there was nothing wrong with it. I had fallen in love with him and I couldn't control my heart. Although I told my self not to feel awkward, I couldn't help it. The thought that one day they would learn about us was horrible. I sighed.

"We didn't talk much after Captain Falcon's comment about the girls. I was in my thoughts, so I didn't even listen.

When we got to the beach, some girls we didn't know were playing volleyball in their bikinis. Some kids were splashing in the shallow water, waiting for a large wave to hit them. There were lots of people on the beach, I wasn't sure was there enough space for us.

We walked to the other end of the beach, farther away from the people. No one was there, because there were trees, but they didn't really bother me. It was kind of peaceful there. We found a nice sunny spot, just large enough for the four of us. Link went to change to his swimsuit and Captain Falcon went to buy coke. Ganondorf disappeared, I didn't see him again later on the beach. I went and swam a little, used most of my energy and came back to just lie in the sun. I spread my towel to the ground and laid on top of it on my back, feeling very comfortable in the heat of the sun. Slowly I relaxed my whole body, listening to the sounds of the waves, the people, and the woods humming around myself. I felt my entire energy decline, I wanted to do nothing. I was almost falling asleep, when I felt a cold, wet body on top of mine. My first reaction was shock.

Captain Falcon! I thought in panic before I realised I was looking in the cerulean eyes of my love and sighed, relieved… …

…Umm… Link, do I need to tell about that? To this tape recorder?" Roy put the recorder off to look at the blonde, who looked at him, waiting for him to continue.

"Why not? It was lots of fun."

"But… if someone hears this…?" The general felt how his cheeks turned slightly red and turned away from Link.

"No one will. Come on now, Roy. Tell me. I want you to tell me how you felt."

"But… I…"

"Please." Link sat up and gave him a loving kiss. Roy answered, slowly his tongue moved in the elf's mouth. His hands started to search around the Hylian's body as the kiss deepened. They opened Link's belt and started to take off the elf's tunic as he broke the kiss, starting to kiss his neck passionately.

Here I go again… Link thought. He felt those so familiar flames, that tremendous energy on his neck, and it felt like heaven. He wanted to hear Roy's version of what had happened, but he knew he couldn't resist. The blonde put his hands on the boy's shoulders, letting them start taking off Roy's tunic.

"Roy…" He whispered painfully when they had both lost their tunics and were on the verge of making out. The redheaded general tore himself away from Link's arms, stood up and licked his lips quickly.

"I-I'm sorry… I got a bit excited." His face was turning red again.

"It's okay… Otherwise I wouldn't mind, but now it's about me going to prison. I don't really want that." Link smiled and patted the place where Roy had sat. "Please, come here and continue."

The fiery boy hesitated for a moment, but decided then to sit down and let Link hold him. He took the recorder from the bed where he had left it and cleared his throat.

"Ahem. Now where was I?"

"I was lying on top of you on the beach."

"Oh, yeah." Roy put the recorder on and continued. "Well, I was in a shock before I realised that the one on top of me was Link."

I had thought that Captain Falcon, who really seemed to be a skirt chaser, was interested in me and had decided to pull moves on me. I don't know why I thought like that, it was foolish. The boy had sunk to his thoughts.

As I looked in those cerulean eyes, I felt cared, like I always do when Link looks at me. His eyes were laughing, he had probably guessed what I had thought.

"'There's no one here…' he said, clearly implying something.

'I happened to notice that.' I answered, ignoring his innuendo. He snorted, giving me a short laugh.

'I really meant that… Ganondorf went to the wrestling competition because he doesn't like my company and Captain Falcon is too busy to chase girls to come here.'"

The Hylian almost kissed me, his wet lips were so close, I could reach them if I wanted. But I held myself back. I didn't want to get caught on a public beach, filled with the smashers.

"'Link', I whispered as I wrapped my hands around his still wet body. 'We can't. Not here.'

But I believe I was ignored, because the blonde elf kissed my ear and his hands caressed my body, giving me great pleasure. My thoughts, at first, were in the people on the beach, what would happen if they found us and so on, but as my beloved kissed me, he made me forget all that. He cuddled me, touched everything and kissed, everywhere. I turned him under, held him down and pressed my body against his, feeling how the water drops between us hissed and seethed. I had totally forgotten the beach, thinking only of him and how to make him feel good. The kisses we gave, they were filled with passion, I felt the pleasure coming from him to me as he silently whispered something I can't remember. The gentle breeze joined us, cooling my body a little…" Roy sat on the bed, Link hugging him. He was in his own thoughts, he had just spoken them without even realizing it himself. It was exactly how he had felt and done.

"Why aren't you continuing?" The Hylian asked after a while as he just looked at his feet in his thoughts of the beach.

"…Uh… I was just thinking. Did I say all that out loud?"

Why do I keep blushing today?

"Yeah, it sounded nice. Continue."

"Umm…uh… Well, we hadn't finished yet, when we heard a scream from the beach. I freaked out and pushed him away, breathing heavily. He sat up and we both looked at the direction of the voice.

Another screams, very long and painful. We rushed to see what was going on.

A young girl, probably a few years younger than me, was being pulled to the water. I didn't know what pulled her, I didn't see clearly, because the waves seemed to engulf her time after time. Some people were trying to get her back, but they seemed to be powerless against the splashing water.

We looked quickly at each other, I was surprised, but Link looked like he knew what was going on. We ran at her, but before we got close enough, she was underwater and gone. I jumped to the water that had now calmed down to normal and dived to see where she was. But I couldn't see her. It was like she had disappeared to the vast sea in a matter of seconds. I knew it was impossible, so I continued diving.

I just couldn't see her. Maybe it was my eyes, I wasn't wearing swim goggles, or then she had just… disappeared.

What's going on here? I thought. I came to the surface and looked around to see if there was a cave nearby where she could've dived. Nothing. Only the sea and the beach, no caves, rocks or anything. I got out of the water and saw that Link was talking with her horrified friend. I went to them and asked what's going on.

'The boy was right, Roy.' Link told me, his face shining with excitement.

'No, I don't think so. Are you okay?' I looked at the black-haired small girl, who looked at the sea, her face pale.

'Y-yes. Where's Carrie?'

'Ahti took her.' The Hylian said before I could answer.

'Come on, you don't really believe in that?' I said, doubtfully.

'Of course I do. What else could've done this?'

'Uh… Excuse me, sir, what is Ahti?' The girl looked at the both of us.

'Ahti?' Link got his ecstasy. I knew the girl would think of him as he was insane, but I kept quiet and listened. 'Ahti is a Finnish god, who lives in the sea. People gave him offerings to get lots of fish and to have great sailing weathers. He looks like a green mermaid with algae as his hair and beard and he seduces woman to the sea, to make them his maids.'

'Oh.' She didn't show any emotions. Still, I decided to calm her down.

'It was probably just a prank.' Well, I made that up in a few seconds to make the child feel better, it was the best I could think of at that moment.

'A p-prank? Why would she do a prank like that? And how?' She started to question me. I didn't have any answers, so I told her that we would do everything we could to find out what was going on…. Maybe I said it because I knew the Hylian would've done it anyway and I would need to… need to follow him, maybe just because I was curious to know what happened…

Link! Stop doing that!" Roy pushed the Hylian farther away from himself, looking at his beloved with a smile. "How do you think I can concentrate when you kiss my ear?"

"I just couldn't resist…" Link looked at him under his eyebrows, trying to look cute. "But please, continue, I won't do that again."

"Uh, okay…" The fiery general was quiet for a moment as he thought where he was. "Yes, well, people started to leave the beach after they heard about the casualty and that we would need to do further investigation. Captain Falcon came to us, asking if we needed help. I wanted to say that his coke-trip had really taken its time, but decided not to.

'Hi, Cap'n.', the elf near me said.

'What's happened here?' the F-Zero driver asked as he looked at the people leaving. 'Everyone says that ya know.'

'Well, we really don't know yet.' I hurried to answer before Link opened his mouth. I looked at him with a look that told him not to say a thing. Gladly he understood and kept quiet.

'Ya need help?'

'I don't think we do, but thanks anyway.'

'OK. I'll go back to da Building then, see ya!'

'See you.' We both said, almost at the same time. He walked away and we heard how he boasted to some girl about his muscles."

I was glad that I hadn't fallen in love with him, I'd need to listen to that boasting all night all day.

Now we were alone. I sat on the sand, gazing to the sea in my thoughts. The cool breeze played with my hair. The sea was beautiful, it shined in the rays of the sun like thousand sapphires. Whitecaps hit the sand, the sea rolled in and out… slowly.

"I felt Link's hand on my shoulder, shaking me. I snapped out of it and turned to look at him. His eyes were shining with excitement, he waited me to tell him a theory. But I didn't have one."

It had all happened so quickly that I didn't even know what to think about. I hadn't seen anything, I didn't have any clues. All I had was the vast sea that drowned all the answers.

"'Well?' he finally said.

'I don't know', I admitted. '…yet.'

'But I do.' His voice was triumphant as he sat down and I sighed.

'Link, nothing out of the ordinary.'

The Hylian looked at me in great surprise.

'That's a part of my theory.'

'Oh.' He laughed. 'But it is. If you can't explain it, it can't be nothing out of the ordinary.'

'…Maybe it was a current. We saw that the waves were roaring around her, right? It could be that a strong current sucked her to the open sea! Currents are mobile and that happens at times.' I was happy with what I had concluded.

'Currents aren't that fast.' He torpedoed my theory.

'How do you know!?' I refused to believe that some weird, old paedophile mermaid would be behind this.

'I just do. And besides, how many currents suck only young girls to the open sea?'

'What? This has happened before?'

'Several times, all over the world.' Link sat down next to me."

Now I was even more confused. I thought of fish, like sharks, they could probably take a girl that fast, but they don't choose their victims like that. They take old, slow, diseased and injured, not young and fast and energetic. Maybe there, in that sea, some creature still unknown to science was living. Was it a fish? An octopus? But it surely wasn't some Sea God. No.

"'I don't think it has anything to do with this… I think it was small predator fish.' I continued creating a theory. I needed one to cool down myself, to know that there was nothing supernatural there. 'They are gregarious animals, and they hunt fast and furiously. That might explain why she disappeared so quickly and the waves. When they all swim around her, trying to bite, they jump around each other. Water splashes. We were too far to see what was going on, so this is what I think happened.'

'How come I'm not surprised?'

'Why should you be surprised?' I was surprised.

'You think that some Piranha fish just came to have lunch on the shore. Very scientific.'

'Maybe a restaurant was too dry for them.' I said derisively. He was not going to torpedo this theory as well, I thought about it. It made sense. It explained everything."

Yet, why all girls? Why beautiful, young girls?

We were quiet for a long time, both thinking. I guess Link was thinking about my theory, how to prove it wrong. I wanted to go to swimming, use my energy, but I had to respect the girl, who had been eaten. I didn't want to sit still and be there without doing anything.

I looked at my beloved. He seemed to have gone to another dimension; his cerulean eyes were half-closed as he stared to the sea. He looked so peaceful, like he enjoyed just sitting there.

"'Link', I put my hand on his shoulder and moved closer in the hot sand. He turned to look at me, he didn't even try to make me believe. I felt like kissing him, so I did. I guess, in a way, I thanked him for being quiet about Ahti. When the kiss ended, I bit his lip tenderly, just to tease him. When I looked up, I saw the little girl from earlier coming towards us.

'Mi-mister Detectives…'

'Yes?' I slowly backed away from Link, smiling because no one had ever called me a detective before.

'I brought you sandwiches, i-if you're hungry…' She showed us a package of four child's made sandwiches.

'How nice!' The Hylian smiled warmly.

'Thank you…' I said when she gave the package to me. 'Uh…Would you like to eat with us?'

'B-But Mister Detectives are busy.'

'Who says that?' Link asked, looking hungrily at the sandwiches.

'Mom.' She drew something to the sand with her shoe. 'She said that I shouldn't come here… that I would be in your way.'

'You're not in our way, don't worry, we'll have a lunchbreak with you.'

'…Just t-tell me if I'm in your way.' She said as she sat down and took the sandwich I gave her.

We spoke about lots of things, she told us about her adult brother, who worked in a military, then she told us about her favourite toys, food, colour, about her mom and dad, their house, their pets… And we listened. Sometimes we said things like really? truly? and can that be?

Suddenly she went quiet, looking at her feet.

'I-I forgot…' She said like to herself.

'What did you forget?'

'I'm Carrie's best friend, Millena.'

'Oh, nice to meet you.' I said and shook her tiny hand. 'I'm Roy of Ertruria, the son of the Lord of Pharae Principality's.'

'I'm Link.' My love said as he waved to Millena. She seemed to be thinking for a while.

'Mom said that I should tell you everything I saw… and everything I know. To make it stop.'

'Well?' I was eager to hear the eye witness. Make what stop?

'I heard her mom and dad speaking to her before we came here. They said that… that Carrie needed to go. I don't know where.' she spoke in her thoughts. 'And I thought she was going to heaven when they said that she was going to get to a better place… Then the water took her… Mom told me later that He took her. And that I will go soon. Mom says you can help us…'

'What do you mean, Millena? Who is 'he?'' Link made her snap out of it. He was getting all excited again and I sighed.

'We call him Master. Yes, that's what mom says. Master will take me.'

'Could your 'Master' take someone else in your place?' The blonde was planning something. I realized what and my eyes widened.

Don't say yes, don't say yes, don't you dare say yes, I thought.

'Yes.'

Dammit!"

There was no way he could do that to me. No way. I was not going to do something that embarrassing. I wanted to shout NO, but I was afraid I'd scare the little girl. I decided to tell Link later what I thought. No way. He would never persuade me to do that.

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How come every time I say 'no', he interprets it as a 'yes?' I had told him very calmly (and after that a bit less calmly) that I wouldn't do that, that he could never make me do that. I would walk through fire and spend a night in the freezer, I could climb to Mt. Everest and dive to the bottom of the sea, but I would NEVER do that. It was too embarrassing.

But then, there I stood, wearing Peach's yellow dress, looking disgustingly girly. I had light blue eye dust, lots of mascara and blood red lipstick. Oh, the shame! I was so embarrassed, I wanted to run and hide under my bed, but couldn't. Link had persuaded me to do this, rather roughly, I might say.

The Hylian was also wearing a dress, it was Zelda's green. His hair was longer than mine, he usually wore it in a ponytail under his hat, but now it had been curled to look absolutely feminine. He had pink eye dust, some black kajal, and mascara. He had only lip gloss, it shined like millions of diamonds in his lips. Kind of yucky. Peach and Zelda were both looking very happy for making us look like that.

'Oh! You look both just like girls! No one can tell the difference if you practice with your voices a bit!' Peach laughed as she walked around us, making sure every part of the dress was correctly.

'I feel highly uncomfortable.' I said with a tone that implied that I was going to kill someone.

'Swing those hips a bit more, Roy, when you walk.' Zelda said and both girls laughed. Can something get any worse than this? Link swung around, looked at his fake curves and smiled. Then he mimicked Peach's pose and laughed. I was about to die.

"We dressed in drag and started our mission."

OH, yes, I still blush when I even think about that humiliating dress!

"We went through the Haine Village again, this time wearing those extremely humiliating dresses. It was evening, the wind blew harder and it was getting cold. Some stars had already lit in the sky. I felt so embarrassed, that my face was probably redder than my lipstick, but Link seemed to enjoy. It must've been because we were hunting down a non-existent paedophile swimmer.

When we arrived to the beach, it was filled with people wearing different colours of robes. They were people from the village. Every one of them held a fish in their hands, offering it to the sea. Some small bonfires were lit here and there, the fire flickered on their pale faces. We heard chanting, it was probably some kind of a ceremony.

A voice rose above the others, it was deep and rich, and they sang a song in a foreign language that I had never heard before. It didn't remind me of any language I knew, all the consonants were very sharp, and none of the words seemed familiar."

I looked at Link, trying to see had he an answer why these people were here, chanting and singing and holding fish in their hands. But he seemed to be just as confused as I was. Our beautiful plan was destroyed. I had dressed in drag for nothing. I had humiliated myself for NOTHING! I was so mad, but I held myself back, clenching my fist so hard that my palms started to bleed. These people gave me the chills. I moved closer to Link without even noticing it to feel safer. We started to back away slowly as we noticed that no one had seen us. We could still escape. And make a new plan. Get rid of the dress.

"'Women!' A man's voice was behind us."

Oh, god. Now they had turned to us, looking at us in a surprise. We both just stood there, unable to move, thinking that if we'd be completely still no one would see us.

"'Who're you!?' A man's voice said. They had now gathered around us so that we couldn't escape.

'I'm Rianna and this is Linney. We're just looking for boys.' I made up, talking with a very high, feminine voice and shook my hips."

They're going to kill Link! They're going to kill us!

"'What're you doing here!?' he asked as he came through the circle in front of us. He was a tall man, very muscular and his face was scarred. He had no hair, only tattoos over his ugly face. He was wearing a black robe and a large golden medallion.

'Look at her!' Millena came through the crowd and pointed at me. 'She's cursed!'"

WHAT!? ME!? They're going to kill me!

"I looked around myself to see if there was anything to defend myself with. Link had said earlier that we wouldn't need weapons and we had left them to the building. 'We have nothing to worry about, because we're men.' I remembered when he had said that. Oh, god. If we survived alive from here, I promised myself that I would kill Link."

But what was wrong with me? I struggled against the four gigantic men who came to me and grabbed me. I was powerless against them. They held my hands and my ankles and carried me to the woods. I forgot my feminine voice as I shouted for Link. I was more worried about him than myself. Struggling didn't work, not at least now. Maybe if they let go of me for a while, or their concentration would turn to something else. Otherwise I could only give in and be carried deeper and deeper to the woods.

Then I saw it. Oh, god. That's why I was 'cursed.' But there was no way I could fix that now. I had to wait for a better moment. And that I could use my hands.

"When we came to a clearing, they pushed me against a tree and started to tie me up. Strangely, although I used some very 'rough' words to describe them, bit, hit (or at least tried), kicked and did everything I could to make my tying as hard as possible, they didn't hurt me. Not even a single scratch. It confused me greatly; normally they would've beaten the crap out of me. But no. They were being very gentle all the time.

One of them, the same that had spoken to us on the beach, came to me. His eyes shined yellow, I could see how he desired me. Those eyes glinted of his lust, how he seemed to enjoy looking at a helpless young girl. He spat and I saw his yellow teeth, those ugly, sharp yellow teeth. I went quiet, he horrified me. He touched my body gently and I froze. I couldn't move, speak, nothing. I felt how he grabbed my hips, squeezed and enjoyed. I wanted to scream and run, but not even a single muscle responded to my brains orders.

He touched my shoulders, my neck and enchanted. I looked at him as pure horror shone from my pale face. What was he going to do now? Kiss my neck, drown me in his saliva? Or just squeeze me like I was some kind of a doll he could play with!?

I was getting angry, I was humiliated. He touched my fake breast and I saw the disgusted expression on his face. First I thought that he had guessed that I'm actually a man, but then he said:

'You are a poor girl. Now I will heal you.'

Oh my dear god.

Then he cut the strings that held me against the tree and I fell on my knees. I knew I could run now. I could run and save Link. God knows what the others were doing to him."

If it were something this horrible, I would never forgive those people. I would burn their houses down and laugh. I would cut their throats open and cook their hearts for breakfast! I would enjoy that! And they would never touch my beloved again.

"Somehow I couldn't move. I was so scared, or then just under a spell, that my legs didn't move. I couldn't run. I tried to collect myself to get back to my feet, but when I did, it was already too late. I was sieged. What were they going to do to me now!?

The black-robed man came closer to me and caressed my cheek softly. He kept enchanting. I tried to back away, but the circle around me was too tight, I could barely back a step. His face came closer to mine, he seemed to be examining me.

Maybe I wasn't pretty enough for his disgusting needs… He wrapped his arms around me, pulled me close and I smelled his breath.

Or then again, I guess I was. I tried to tear myself away from him, but my feet didn't work. I felt how his hands touched my body roughly and lustily, he wanted me really bad. He pulled me even closer, I could hear his laboured breathing now. Oh, how disgusting that was!

His yellow eyes looked hungrily at my red lips and he stuck his tongue out. I wanted to die. I had to fix it soon; before they'd find out I was really a man. If they'd find that out, I'd be in a hell of a trouble. The others continued the chanting he had begun.

His tongue touched my lips. It felt gross to kiss someone else than Link, especially that old, ugly man. When I didn't open my mouth and let his tongue inside, he forced it open by squeezing my cheeks. Then his tongue went to my mouth and moved wildly, hoping for me to answer. But I was too horrified. I tasted his saliva and felt how it ran down my chin. He was drooling.

Now I had the chance. This was the first moment I could actually do something. I was now collected, completely fine. I fixed my fake breast quickly to the place where women have them and tore myself away from the disgusting man."

I fell on my back to the ground, my lipstick was gone, all the colour was now on his lips and around them making him look even more disgusting. I spit several times to the ground and tried to wipe off his saliva from my face. I still felt impure, tarnished.

"I looked quickly around me, just to see that there was no escape. The ring around me was too tight even for a cat to go through. I waited for them to kill me. I waited.

And waited.

And heard loud cheering and singing. These weird people were celebrating. Of course! I was now healed that my 'breast' was back in its place. I heaved a relieved sigh.

But I had been relieved too soon. I saw the hammer.

Then everything blurred and I fell into darkness.

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When I came to, I rambled through the forest to a direction I had guessed to find my way out."

It was still dark, the forest was dark, I could barely see where I was going. Sometimes a branch hit me, but I didn't stop. The thought of them doing something even worse than that to Link haunted my mind. I also wanted to get as far as possible from the place where the disgusting man had been.

Finally I saw the end of the forest and ran towards it. I tried to jump over the ditch, forgetting that I was wearing a dress and landed on my face. I stood up quickly and noticed that I was in front of the Smash Building. What a relief! I was in a familiar place, not too far from my love. I just had to get to him. Now. Maybe I could still save him.

"I ran to the beach, where I had been separated from Link. That's where I found him burning Mr. Freeman." The general switched the recorder off and looked at the blonde.

"It didn't happen like that."

"It did, as far as I know!" Roy flared up. This was exactly what had happened to him.

"But it didn't." Link shook his head. He was calm, smiling a small smile.

"What DID happen then?"

"Don't get mad at me, Roy. That was your version. I'll tell you why I burned it and all." The Hero of Time wrapped his arms around the fiery boy and gave him a loving kiss, knowing that Roy would calm down a little.

"Him."

"Whatever."

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2nd part is finally over. I'm getting back to normal length and this episode is pretty hard to write, you know, especially this part, where Roy tells it. He isn't as open as Link is. And this part also tells about his thoughts and feelings and much about his personality, right? So? What do you think? Please review!

And thanks once again!