HELP OUT THE SPECIES

Remember when you said you'd never go out with
Me even if I was the last guy alive
Well now I am

In a moment of insanity
The Prez hit the red button, see
He nuked all humanity
Now we're the only two left alive

So, don't you know it's our duty now
To rebulid the planet's population
I know these are thing you don't wanna hear
And if you don't want me
Who else is gonna do it?

CHORUS
Help out the species, yeah
Help out the species, right
I know you really hate me and that you'd rather kill me
But just do this and we'll all be fine

I'm not thrilled myself to be in this situation, you know
I'd rather be at home
I'd rather eat a pound of lead
Or bring back Hitler from the dead
That's not a bad idea
We'd have another penis to work with

So, don't you know it's our duty now
To rebulid the planet's population
I know these are thing you don't wanna hear
And if you don't want me
Who else is gonna do it?

CHORUS
Help out the species, yeah
Help out the species, right
I know you really hate me and that you'd rather kill me
But just do this and we'll all be

Can't you just put a blindfold on?
It's like a shot, girl, this won't hurt a bit
'Cause I'm sure you don't wanna have Hitler
Escpecially considering you're Jewish and stuff
Oh no no

So I'm goona go kill Hitler now
Better off just you and me, baby
What's that? You just said somnething nice
You'd rather have me than some Nazi leader?

CHORUS
Help out the species, yeah
Help out the species, right
I know you really hate me and that you'd rather kill me
But just do this and we'll all be fine

Yeah yeah yeah
He killed humanity with the press of a button

You said "I'd never sleep with you, I'd rather die"
But I said "We're the last two humans left alive"