Twelve days of Christmas mess up
This is my first fic about Transformers armada. So be a little forgiving? The characters might be a little out of whack, but it had to be done!
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Optimus Prime: A Matrix in a space ship!
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Megatron: Two loyal minions
Optimus prime: And a Matrix in a space ship!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Starscream: Three star sabers
Megatron: Two loyal minions
Optimus: And a matrix in a space ship!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Sideswipe: Four shiny ships
Starscream: Three star sabers
Megatron: Were did my minions go?
Optimus: Plus a matrix in a space ship!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Hot Shot: Five minicons! Cons Cons Cons!
Sideswipe: Four shiny ships
Starscream: I want more star sabers!
Megatron: Destroy them loyal minions!
Optimus: And a matrix in a .where did it go?
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Thrust: Six scary squids!
Hot Shot: Five minicons! HOORAY!
Sideswipe: Four not so shiny ships.
Starscream: Three lousy star sabers.
Megatron: LOYAL MINIONS!
Optimus: * out of breath* And.matrix. space .ship.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Blur: Seven laser guns
Thrust: Get away from me!
Hot Shot: I like Minicons!
Sideswipe: I have a dent in one.
Starscream: Eat my sabers!
Megatron: I love loyal minicons!
Optimus: I found a Matrix in a space ship!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Cyclonus: Eight joke books!
Blur: Why do I want seven cannons?
Thrust: Help me!
Hot Shot: What?
Sideswipe: Four Shiny new ships!
Starscream: Star sabers three!
Megatron: To talented loyal minions!
Optimus: Plus I got a matrix in a space ship!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Tidal Wave: Nine pairs of big shoes!
Cyclonus: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Blur: Lets blow up Sideswipe!
Thrust: The squids are eating me!
Hot Shot: Five girls.err I mean Minicons!
Sideswipe: For shiny dented ships!
Starscream: Three sabers to kill with!
Megatron: two minions that make great martinis!
Optimus: My precious.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Jetfire: Ten boxes of Girl Scout cookies!!!
Tidal Wave: These shoes are great!
Cyclonus: The carrot was wearing a diaper?
Blur: I will rule the world!
Thrust: Squids.
Hot Shot: BEEP BEEP BO! (Minicon for "Why are we doing this again?)
Starscream: Yo Ho Yo Ho! A sabers life for me!
Sideswipe: I should've came before Starscream.
Megatron: MARTINES MINOINS!
Optimus: Let's go to the matrix shrine!
On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Perceptor: Eleven Trombones honking!
Jetfire: YUMMY!
Tidal Wave: Awww. they ripped!
Cyclonus: whose idea was this?!
Blur: Fire the lasers!
Thrust: Die squid head!
Hot Shot: Minipawns! I mean Minicons!
Sideswipe: Ships I have!
Starscream: ;_; My sabers ran away.
Megatron: MINIONS! WHOOO!
Optimus: Matrix is better!!!!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Sideways: twelve different viruses.
Perceptor: Play trombones! PLAY!
Jetfire: Girls scouts rock!
Tidal Wave: No more shoes. *sigh*
Cyclonus: Haha! These jokes are funny!
Blur: I'll get you Austin Powers! Why did I say that?
Thrust: Squids are my brothers!
Hot Shot: I hate Minicons.
Sideswipe: My ships have swords in them.
Starscream: Nice ships!
Megatron: My minions made me a cake!
Optimus: This Matrix is a fake!
Me: Now. from the top once more!!!
12-Sideways: I need virus protection.
11-Perceptor: Who stole are music?!?
10-Jetfire: I'M OUT OF COOKIES! WAAAA!
9-Tidal wave: Let's go to Payless!
8- Cyclonus: I need a new joke.
7- Blur: Don't touch that! ARhhgr * zap*
6- Thrust: Calamari is my master!
5- Hot Shot: I'm a Minicon!
4-My ships are destroyed!
3-Starscream: I'm a super samurai!
2- Megatron: I've promoted my minions to chefs!
1- Everyone: And a Matrix in a space ship!
Optimus: But it isn't in the space ship!
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How was it? Good bad? In between? PLEASE R/R!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is my first fic about Transformers armada. So be a little forgiving? The characters might be a little out of whack, but it had to be done!
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Optimus Prime: A Matrix in a space ship!
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Megatron: Two loyal minions
Optimus prime: And a Matrix in a space ship!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Starscream: Three star sabers
Megatron: Two loyal minions
Optimus: And a matrix in a space ship!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Sideswipe: Four shiny ships
Starscream: Three star sabers
Megatron: Were did my minions go?
Optimus: Plus a matrix in a space ship!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Hot Shot: Five minicons! Cons Cons Cons!
Sideswipe: Four shiny ships
Starscream: I want more star sabers!
Megatron: Destroy them loyal minions!
Optimus: And a matrix in a .where did it go?
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Thrust: Six scary squids!
Hot Shot: Five minicons! HOORAY!
Sideswipe: Four not so shiny ships.
Starscream: Three lousy star sabers.
Megatron: LOYAL MINIONS!
Optimus: * out of breath* And.matrix. space .ship.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Blur: Seven laser guns
Thrust: Get away from me!
Hot Shot: I like Minicons!
Sideswipe: I have a dent in one.
Starscream: Eat my sabers!
Megatron: I love loyal minicons!
Optimus: I found a Matrix in a space ship!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Cyclonus: Eight joke books!
Blur: Why do I want seven cannons?
Thrust: Help me!
Hot Shot: What?
Sideswipe: Four Shiny new ships!
Starscream: Star sabers three!
Megatron: To talented loyal minions!
Optimus: Plus I got a matrix in a space ship!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Tidal Wave: Nine pairs of big shoes!
Cyclonus: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Blur: Lets blow up Sideswipe!
Thrust: The squids are eating me!
Hot Shot: Five girls.err I mean Minicons!
Sideswipe: For shiny dented ships!
Starscream: Three sabers to kill with!
Megatron: two minions that make great martinis!
Optimus: My precious.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Jetfire: Ten boxes of Girl Scout cookies!!!
Tidal Wave: These shoes are great!
Cyclonus: The carrot was wearing a diaper?
Blur: I will rule the world!
Thrust: Squids.
Hot Shot: BEEP BEEP BO! (Minicon for "Why are we doing this again?)
Starscream: Yo Ho Yo Ho! A sabers life for me!
Sideswipe: I should've came before Starscream.
Megatron: MARTINES MINOINS!
Optimus: Let's go to the matrix shrine!
On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Perceptor: Eleven Trombones honking!
Jetfire: YUMMY!
Tidal Wave: Awww. they ripped!
Cyclonus: whose idea was this?!
Blur: Fire the lasers!
Thrust: Die squid head!
Hot Shot: Minipawns! I mean Minicons!
Sideswipe: Ships I have!
Starscream: ;_; My sabers ran away.
Megatron: MINIONS! WHOOO!
Optimus: Matrix is better!!!!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Sideways: twelve different viruses.
Perceptor: Play trombones! PLAY!
Jetfire: Girls scouts rock!
Tidal Wave: No more shoes. *sigh*
Cyclonus: Haha! These jokes are funny!
Blur: I'll get you Austin Powers! Why did I say that?
Thrust: Squids are my brothers!
Hot Shot: I hate Minicons.
Sideswipe: My ships have swords in them.
Starscream: Nice ships!
Megatron: My minions made me a cake!
Optimus: This Matrix is a fake!
Me: Now. from the top once more!!!
12-Sideways: I need virus protection.
11-Perceptor: Who stole are music?!?
10-Jetfire: I'M OUT OF COOKIES! WAAAA!
9-Tidal wave: Let's go to Payless!
8- Cyclonus: I need a new joke.
7- Blur: Don't touch that! ARhhgr * zap*
6- Thrust: Calamari is my master!
5- Hot Shot: I'm a Minicon!
4-My ships are destroyed!
3-Starscream: I'm a super samurai!
2- Megatron: I've promoted my minions to chefs!
1- Everyone: And a Matrix in a space ship!
Optimus: But it isn't in the space ship!
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How was it? Good bad? In between? PLEASE R/R!!!!!!!!!!!!