WEASLEYS ALL NINE (To the tune of "Mamba Number Five" By Lou Bega)
Ladies and Gentlemen:
Weasleys All Nine.
I'd like to meet all nine
They seem really cool and they seem really kind
The Burrow looks awesome and I'd like to see that famous blue leaning house
of the Wea-Sa-Leys!
Molly, Arthur and kids seven
Riots all day and they make a din
And I betcha it's fun if you make a visit
And when you leave you'll probably, probably miss it
And even though it's crowded to the core
They always seem to have room for just one more
Anyway, even though they're quibbling that's their job
Cause they are all siblings
A little bit of Charlie with Quidditch
A little bit of George leaves you in stitch
A little bit of Bill is really cool
A little bit of Ginny, she's a jewel
A little bit of Ronniekins, play some chess
A little bit of Percy, the sma-artest
A little bit of Pig, he is an owl
A little bit of Fred, you'll laugh and howl
Weasleys all nine!
Molly's the mum
She's a good cook
Tell you degnome the garden
And take Lockhart's book
Arthur's the dad
Doesn't get mad
Enchanted a car
Wants it to fly far
They all have red hair
Freckles to spare
You'll recognize them because of their famous looks
A little bit of Charlie with Quidditch
A little bit of George leaves you in stitch
A little bit of Bill is really cool
A little bit of Ginny, she's a jewel
A little bit of Ronniekins, play some chess
A little bit of Percy, the sma-artest
A little bit of Pig, he is an owl
A little bit of Fred, you'll laugh and howl
Awesome!!
Awesome.
Weasleys all nine!
A little bit of Charlie with Quidditch
A little bit of George leaves you in stitch
A little bit of Bill is really cool
A little bit of Ginny, she's a jewel
A little bit of Ronniekins, play some chess
A little bit of Percy, the sma-artest
A little bit of Pig, he is an owl
A little bit of Fred, you'll laugh and howl
Molly
And
Arthur too
Livin' in the Burrow, oh how cool!
They're crazy and a little bent
There's also Molly's second cousin the accountant
Weasleys all nine!