Disclaimer: Don't own it. If I did, do you honestly think I'd be writing
fanfiction?
Title: More Good Times
Summery: There's another big test coming up, and what are our favorite
students doing?
Rating: Let's go PG, just to be on the safe side..
A/N: This is a sequel to my earlier work "Anyone for a Game of Chess?" You
don't have to go read it now, but it'd be nice if you'd review
Rose took her seat near a few of her closest guy friends. She closed her eyes. 'Don't panic,' she thought. 'It's just a test. Not that big a deal. You've done this at least a hundred times before. This can be done.' She reopened her eyes, and there was the test in front of her. She fought against the swelling nausea and opened the test booklet. She began to work.
Harry sighed. 'Come on, Potter. You've studied your behind off. You can pull this one off. This is easy. You can do this.' The booklet appeared in front of him. He opened it, glanced upwards, and then started into his doom.
Neville was shaking so badly, he couldn't open the test. He took a deep breath, steadying himself. 'Come on, Neville. Harry showed you some great shortcuts. You CAN do this. Or so Gran says.'
Hermione slid into one of the remaining two seats. She smiled confidently and opened the test booklet. and gasped as she realized exactly what this test was about.
Ron ran into the Great Hall, barely missing the closing of the doors. He sat down in the last avalible seat next to Hermione, and then took a deep breath. Trying not to look at Hermione, he opened the test booklet and glanced at the first question. He nearly burst out laughing. 'Surely they're joking,' he thought as he started in on the test.
Harry's Test: A/N: Please a) excuse the randomness and b) remember that "" are thoughts.
What is the force of flight, neglecting air resistance, of a European Swallow 5 grams with the acceleration of 5 m/s2?
F=ma
F=(5)(5)
F=25 N
"YAY! I DID IT!"
What is your name?
Harry James Potter
"Um. Ok."
What is your quest?
Um. To make an A on this test.
"This is starting to be very familiar."
What is your favorite color?
Blue.
"Yeah, I've seen this movie."
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Anything but kiss my teachers. or Ron. "That's an odd question."
What is the holiday that starts with V and ends with -alentine's day?
Valentine's Day "What do they think we are? Idiots?"
What is the largest primate on the surface of the earth?
Gorilla.
"Or Snape, either or."
Rose's Test:
1. What is the force of flight, neglecting air resistance, of a European
Swallow 5 grams with the acceleration of 5 m/s2?
F=ma
F=(5)(5)
F=25 N
"YAY! EAT THAT!" What is your name?
Rose Smith
"What the.?"
What is your quest?
Um. To make an A on this test.
"Where have I heard this before?"
What is your favorite color?
Blue.
" I've seen this movie!"
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Just about anything. "In the spirit of my old school. *holds up sign saying 'RON'* I vote Ron off the island. You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
What is the holiday that starts with V and ends with -alentine's day?
Valentine's Day "Can we GET anymore Saturday Night Live-ish?"
What is the largest primate on the surface of the earth?
Gorilla.
"Or Snape, or Snape, or, Oh! I forgot Snape!"
Neville's Test:
1. What is the force of flight, neglecting air resistance, of a European
Swallow 5 grams with the acceleration of 5 m/s2?
F=ma
F=(5)(5)
F=25 N
"Is that right? I sure hope so."
2. What is your name?
Neville Longbottom
"What the.?"
3. What is your quest?
To make an A on this test.
". Is that considered a quest, par say?"
What is your favorite color?
Green.
"Um. Either that, or yellow, but that's the first thing that came to mind."
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Just give me the Klondike Bar! "Now they went and made me hungry."
What is the holiday that starts with V and ends with -alentine's day?
Valentine's Day "Wow. This is pretty easy!"
What is the largest primate on the surface of the earth?
Gorilla.
"Or Snape. Or. No, that'd be mean."
As the students exited the hall on the completion of their exam, they chatted away about how easy that test was. Laughing as they made their way back to the tower, Rose, Harry, Neville, and Rose's entourage quoted the test questions back and forth.
"You know, there used to be a joke at my old school about the Klondike Bar question."
"Really? Tell it!"
"We had this teacher, named Mr. Bob, and he was such a cool guy. But he was easy to make fun of. So, one talent show, a bunch of guys did a SNL Jeopardy! skit, and they used Mr. Bob as one of the contestants. He was actually doing really well. Finally, they got to final Jeopardy, and the guy next to him answers the question 'what would you do for a Klondike Bar' with a sign saying 'Mr. Bob.' We just cracked up. When he finally got his lines out, he said 'I vote Mr. Bob off the island. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.' We were dying."
Apparently, so were the boys surrounding her.
THE END
FINALLY! THE END!
I lied. It's not. Sorry. I'm going to keep going, due to a sudden influx of reviews. So, you're stuck with this. *evil laugh* I'm going to work on the Rose/Harry and Ron/Hermione romances. So, review!
Rose took her seat near a few of her closest guy friends. She closed her eyes. 'Don't panic,' she thought. 'It's just a test. Not that big a deal. You've done this at least a hundred times before. This can be done.' She reopened her eyes, and there was the test in front of her. She fought against the swelling nausea and opened the test booklet. She began to work.
Harry sighed. 'Come on, Potter. You've studied your behind off. You can pull this one off. This is easy. You can do this.' The booklet appeared in front of him. He opened it, glanced upwards, and then started into his doom.
Neville was shaking so badly, he couldn't open the test. He took a deep breath, steadying himself. 'Come on, Neville. Harry showed you some great shortcuts. You CAN do this. Or so Gran says.'
Hermione slid into one of the remaining two seats. She smiled confidently and opened the test booklet. and gasped as she realized exactly what this test was about.
Ron ran into the Great Hall, barely missing the closing of the doors. He sat down in the last avalible seat next to Hermione, and then took a deep breath. Trying not to look at Hermione, he opened the test booklet and glanced at the first question. He nearly burst out laughing. 'Surely they're joking,' he thought as he started in on the test.
Harry's Test: A/N: Please a) excuse the randomness and b) remember that "" are thoughts.
What is the force of flight, neglecting air resistance, of a European Swallow 5 grams with the acceleration of 5 m/s2?
F=ma
F=(5)(5)
F=25 N
"YAY! I DID IT!"
What is your name?
Harry James Potter
"Um. Ok."
What is your quest?
Um. To make an A on this test.
"This is starting to be very familiar."
What is your favorite color?
Blue.
"Yeah, I've seen this movie."
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Anything but kiss my teachers. or Ron. "That's an odd question."
What is the holiday that starts with V and ends with -alentine's day?
Valentine's Day "What do they think we are? Idiots?"
What is the largest primate on the surface of the earth?
Gorilla.
"Or Snape, either or."
Rose's Test:
1. What is the force of flight, neglecting air resistance, of a European
Swallow 5 grams with the acceleration of 5 m/s2?
F=ma
F=(5)(5)
F=25 N
"YAY! EAT THAT!" What is your name?
Rose Smith
"What the.?"
What is your quest?
Um. To make an A on this test.
"Where have I heard this before?"
What is your favorite color?
Blue.
" I've seen this movie!"
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Just about anything. "In the spirit of my old school. *holds up sign saying 'RON'* I vote Ron off the island. You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
What is the holiday that starts with V and ends with -alentine's day?
Valentine's Day "Can we GET anymore Saturday Night Live-ish?"
What is the largest primate on the surface of the earth?
Gorilla.
"Or Snape, or Snape, or, Oh! I forgot Snape!"
Neville's Test:
1. What is the force of flight, neglecting air resistance, of a European
Swallow 5 grams with the acceleration of 5 m/s2?
F=ma
F=(5)(5)
F=25 N
"Is that right? I sure hope so."
2. What is your name?
Neville Longbottom
"What the.?"
3. What is your quest?
To make an A on this test.
". Is that considered a quest, par say?"
What is your favorite color?
Green.
"Um. Either that, or yellow, but that's the first thing that came to mind."
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Just give me the Klondike Bar! "Now they went and made me hungry."
What is the holiday that starts with V and ends with -alentine's day?
Valentine's Day "Wow. This is pretty easy!"
What is the largest primate on the surface of the earth?
Gorilla.
"Or Snape. Or. No, that'd be mean."
As the students exited the hall on the completion of their exam, they chatted away about how easy that test was. Laughing as they made their way back to the tower, Rose, Harry, Neville, and Rose's entourage quoted the test questions back and forth.
"You know, there used to be a joke at my old school about the Klondike Bar question."
"Really? Tell it!"
"We had this teacher, named Mr. Bob, and he was such a cool guy. But he was easy to make fun of. So, one talent show, a bunch of guys did a SNL Jeopardy! skit, and they used Mr. Bob as one of the contestants. He was actually doing really well. Finally, they got to final Jeopardy, and the guy next to him answers the question 'what would you do for a Klondike Bar' with a sign saying 'Mr. Bob.' We just cracked up. When he finally got his lines out, he said 'I vote Mr. Bob off the island. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.' We were dying."
Apparently, so were the boys surrounding her.
THE END
FINALLY! THE END!
I lied. It's not. Sorry. I'm going to keep going, due to a sudden influx of reviews. So, you're stuck with this. *evil laugh* I'm going to work on the Rose/Harry and Ron/Hermione romances. So, review!