Afterlife
He awoke, at first not knowing where he was, barely remembering what had happened to him. Tidus stood there, his new life to start. A completely new adventure. His afterlife.
Chapter 1: The Farplane
Tidus wandered around. The Farplane was far different from what he expected. Tall buildings surrounded him, reminding him of Zanarkand. Pyreflies filled the air. It was quite a sight to behold.
WHACK
"Hey! What's the big idea?" Tidus turned around to see Auron holding a stick and smiling like a madman.
"My new weapon... I call it, Dirty Dan."
"Okay..." Tidus rubbed his head "So, where do we go now?" And of course, Tidus is still clueless and dumb. Anyway...
"Our apartment room, of course. Jecht is waiting for you."
Oddly Auron wouldn't stop staring at his wooden stick. Truthfully Auron hated the thing, he wanted his precious Katana back, but no sharp weapons were allowed in the Farplane. Go figure, it's not like you could kill anyone. Everyone's already dead. These were the thoughts that went through Auron's little head. Little... and demented. Meanwhile all Tidus could think about was seeing his old man again. He really wasn't sure of what to think about seeing him. Mostly Tidus was scared and embarrassed since he did, afterall, cry like a bitch when Jecht died.
As Auron led Tidus through the Farplane, a little girl holding a doll walked up to them.
"Uh... hey there."
The girl looked up. "I eat rabbits for breakfast... Kekekekeke... HAHAHAHA!!!" The girl giggled madly as Tidus just backed away slowly. Auron pulled him away.
"It's best to ignore ones like that. They're dead for a reason." Suddenly Tidus was scared. Very scared. But this shouldn't really surprise you. He wanted to go back with Yuna and her guardians. He missed Wakka and the way he would stare in the mirror for hours saying 'I'm a sexy beast, ya!'. He missed Lulu for her revealing clothes. He even missed Kimahri, who was basically good for nothing. Just when Tidus wanted to scream at the top of his lungs, they came to a stop. A large apartment building towered above them.
"Nice place." Tidus said trying to smile. But just as he said this a man ran out of his door, covered in gummie bears.
"The gummie bears have risen! They attacked me! Attacked me while I slept, they did!" The man yelled and ran down the street. Tidus stared at the man while Auron still seemed to be glaring at his stick. The scary thing was this guy looked so familiar...
"Here are the keys." Auron handed them to Tidus.
"What? Where are you going?"
"To buy... a box of gummie bears." So Auron walked off, leaving Tidus alone in this strange place.
What luck, the room was next to the crazy gummie bear man's room. Tidus sowly opened the door. The place was already a mess. Jecht and Auron were only sent a few minutes before Tidus, so he didn't even want to think about what they could've been doing. The piles of socks on the floor meant Jecht was trying to play limbo by tying them together, Tidus knew this much. But... where the hell was Jecht?
"HONEY!" Jecht appeared out of nowhere and tackled Tidus to the ground. He began tickling him and soon they were both rolling on the floor laughing, though Tidus unwillingly.
"BACK! Get back, foul beast!" Auron lept from the front door which was still open and started beating on Jecht with his stick, or, Dirty Dan. And though no one would be able to tell just looking at him, deep down Auron enjoyed this very much.
"He got to the beer."
"Yeah, I can tell." Tidus sighed.
"Why don't you go meet the neighbor next door?"
"What? That crazy guy?"
"Yes, didn't you notice who that was?"
Tidus rubbed his head. Still he's clueless. "I don't think I want to know..."
Jeez, couldn't this kid get a clue? Auron just wanted him to leave, for some precious alone time with Jecht... Okay, that sounds gross. Anyway, Auron reached for Dirty Dan. This seemed to show Tidus something. He ran out the door. It's not like he had anything better to do though, since anything is better than being in the same room as Jecht when he's drunk.
Slowly Tidus knocked on the door. He could hear a faint voice from inside, though he couldn't tell what he was saying. Tidus waited in anticipation. The door opened. It was-
Sorry, the author has been taken away to a special place, a place with squishy walls where she cannot harm anyone or herself.
Authors Note: Hahaha, Who is the crazy gummie bear man? I'm not telling :x So what did ya think of that chapter? Interesing, funny, complete crap? Well it was complete crap to write! I don't have Spell check anymore, and woo, is that a pain. I've come to miss the little paperclip man on microsoft word. You know what I'm talking about, right? Anyway, I've got to be the worst typist in the world. Some of the misspellings were embarrasing. But the worst of all was spelling Tidus. Tidis, Todos, Tiddies! Another thing is I've never written without using the script type writing. I'd give myself about a 2 out of 10 in organization... Well, hopefully you enjoyed this chapter, and I promise you the next one will be good too. I'll update soon... yeah right.
Disclaimer (oh, how these suck.): I don't own any of the characters no matter how much I let on.
He awoke, at first not knowing where he was, barely remembering what had happened to him. Tidus stood there, his new life to start. A completely new adventure. His afterlife.
Chapter 1: The Farplane
Tidus wandered around. The Farplane was far different from what he expected. Tall buildings surrounded him, reminding him of Zanarkand. Pyreflies filled the air. It was quite a sight to behold.
WHACK
"Hey! What's the big idea?" Tidus turned around to see Auron holding a stick and smiling like a madman.
"My new weapon... I call it, Dirty Dan."
"Okay..." Tidus rubbed his head "So, where do we go now?" And of course, Tidus is still clueless and dumb. Anyway...
"Our apartment room, of course. Jecht is waiting for you."
Oddly Auron wouldn't stop staring at his wooden stick. Truthfully Auron hated the thing, he wanted his precious Katana back, but no sharp weapons were allowed in the Farplane. Go figure, it's not like you could kill anyone. Everyone's already dead. These were the thoughts that went through Auron's little head. Little... and demented. Meanwhile all Tidus could think about was seeing his old man again. He really wasn't sure of what to think about seeing him. Mostly Tidus was scared and embarrassed since he did, afterall, cry like a bitch when Jecht died.
As Auron led Tidus through the Farplane, a little girl holding a doll walked up to them.
"Uh... hey there."
The girl looked up. "I eat rabbits for breakfast... Kekekekeke... HAHAHAHA!!!" The girl giggled madly as Tidus just backed away slowly. Auron pulled him away.
"It's best to ignore ones like that. They're dead for a reason." Suddenly Tidus was scared. Very scared. But this shouldn't really surprise you. He wanted to go back with Yuna and her guardians. He missed Wakka and the way he would stare in the mirror for hours saying 'I'm a sexy beast, ya!'. He missed Lulu for her revealing clothes. He even missed Kimahri, who was basically good for nothing. Just when Tidus wanted to scream at the top of his lungs, they came to a stop. A large apartment building towered above them.
"Nice place." Tidus said trying to smile. But just as he said this a man ran out of his door, covered in gummie bears.
"The gummie bears have risen! They attacked me! Attacked me while I slept, they did!" The man yelled and ran down the street. Tidus stared at the man while Auron still seemed to be glaring at his stick. The scary thing was this guy looked so familiar...
"Here are the keys." Auron handed them to Tidus.
"What? Where are you going?"
"To buy... a box of gummie bears." So Auron walked off, leaving Tidus alone in this strange place.
What luck, the room was next to the crazy gummie bear man's room. Tidus sowly opened the door. The place was already a mess. Jecht and Auron were only sent a few minutes before Tidus, so he didn't even want to think about what they could've been doing. The piles of socks on the floor meant Jecht was trying to play limbo by tying them together, Tidus knew this much. But... where the hell was Jecht?
"HONEY!" Jecht appeared out of nowhere and tackled Tidus to the ground. He began tickling him and soon they were both rolling on the floor laughing, though Tidus unwillingly.
"BACK! Get back, foul beast!" Auron lept from the front door which was still open and started beating on Jecht with his stick, or, Dirty Dan. And though no one would be able to tell just looking at him, deep down Auron enjoyed this very much.
"He got to the beer."
"Yeah, I can tell." Tidus sighed.
"Why don't you go meet the neighbor next door?"
"What? That crazy guy?"
"Yes, didn't you notice who that was?"
Tidus rubbed his head. Still he's clueless. "I don't think I want to know..."
Jeez, couldn't this kid get a clue? Auron just wanted him to leave, for some precious alone time with Jecht... Okay, that sounds gross. Anyway, Auron reached for Dirty Dan. This seemed to show Tidus something. He ran out the door. It's not like he had anything better to do though, since anything is better than being in the same room as Jecht when he's drunk.
Slowly Tidus knocked on the door. He could hear a faint voice from inside, though he couldn't tell what he was saying. Tidus waited in anticipation. The door opened. It was-
Sorry, the author has been taken away to a special place, a place with squishy walls where she cannot harm anyone or herself.
Authors Note: Hahaha, Who is the crazy gummie bear man? I'm not telling :x So what did ya think of that chapter? Interesing, funny, complete crap? Well it was complete crap to write! I don't have Spell check anymore, and woo, is that a pain. I've come to miss the little paperclip man on microsoft word. You know what I'm talking about, right? Anyway, I've got to be the worst typist in the world. Some of the misspellings were embarrasing. But the worst of all was spelling Tidus. Tidis, Todos, Tiddies! Another thing is I've never written without using the script type writing. I'd give myself about a 2 out of 10 in organization... Well, hopefully you enjoyed this chapter, and I promise you the next one will be good too. I'll update soon... yeah right.
Disclaimer (oh, how these suck.): I don't own any of the characters no matter how much I let on.