(Jon is sitting on a chair in the living room and Garfield is on the arm of the chair)

Jon: Guess who's got a date tonight Garfield!

Garfield: Odie!

Jon: Me, I have a feeling that she might be the one Garfield.

Garfield: The one who actual goes on a second date with you!

Jon: I've only talked to her on the phone but she seems nice.

Garfield: Well at least she hasn't seen you yet?

Jon: Hey I'm handsome!

Garfield: give me a second

(Garfield buries he's face in his paws and laughs really loudly and then Odie walks into the room)

Jon: Odie you think I'm good looking don't you!

(Odie nods his head up and down)

Jon: See, Odie thinks I'm good looking

Garfield: Exacly, all the more reason why your not good looking!

(Garfield snickers)

Jon: don't judge a book by it's cover!

Garfield: Huh?

Jon: let me put it in a way you might understand don't judge a lasagne by its box!

Garfield: Why would you look at the box, I just eat it straight away.

(Jon sighs)

Jon: anyway I'll just impress her with my personality?

Garfield: your not helping yourself Jon, think about what you just said!

Jon: What do you know you're just a cat?

Garfield: just a cat, just a cat, I'll have you know that this cat can eat lasagne faster than any other cat!

(Jon gets up)

Jon: I'll go and start getting ready for my date!

(Jon walks towards his room, Garfield follows)

Garfield: excellent idea, we can work on your personality later.

=End of chapter one=