One day in Smallville,Clark and Lana were enjoying a walk on The Kent
Farm.All of a sudden Clark stopped.Lana asked him "What's wrong Clark?"
Clark froze for a moment and stared at Lana.So she asked again "What's wrong?"
"Clark would you please tell me whats wrong!"she said.Clark continued to stare
off into space and then he finally woke up.Lana asked him what had happened.
He asked her "Lana are your eyes crossed?"Uhhhh...nooo she said."Yes they are
Lana don't lie to me like that!"
Then Clark relized he had just woken up from a dream."Wow I wonder if
Lana really is crosseyed!I better go find out right away!" he thought to himself.
[Theme song plays]
So he rushed over to Lana`s house but when he got there she was gone,HER HOUSE
WAS GONE!!"EVERYTHING IS GONE!!Where did it go?"he asked.Clark then feels a tap on his
shoulder.It was Lana she asks him "Clark who were you talking to?"WOAH,Lana!
Your house is GONE!!"He screamed,"Look it is GONE!"."Clark"she said,I never lived OVER THERE.
I live over there." she said as she pionted to the house across the long,wide,open,country road
"OOOHHHH I see." He said finally understanding what she had just said to him."Lana?"he asked in a very
courious voice."Are you crosseyed?"."NOO"she exclaimed as she ran away hiding her eyes.Hmmmmmm I wonder what
Lex and Chloe would think of all this.
"Of course she is crosseyed the little -cough-pig-cough-."said Chloe.
"Don`t talk about the woman I love like that!"he said defensively."How dare you Chloe!I thought you were my BFF!"
he said tears welling up in his eyes."CLARK,get ahold of yourself,you are not GAY!"Lex screamed."How could you love
a crosseyed FREAK!!"Lex screamed."Shut up both of you!"Clark found himself in his living room with Lex waving his hand in front of his face.
"Lex?"Clark asked."Would you say Lana is really crosseyed?"he asked."Why would you want to know that Clark?"Lex asked.
"OHH..well....I had a dream about Lana being crosseyed"."Well Clark she is crosseyed I found out from her eyedoctor,we go to the same one ya know".
"Lex!Theres only one eyedoctor in Smallville!"."Ohhh rigghhhttt"he said remembering that."Well..said Cloe interupting."If you ask me she is defenitly crosseyed!"she
said rudely interupting Lex."Well I think she has something called eyejunction,some weird disease in your eye"said Lex."Well if you ask me she's just plain
crosseyed"said Chloe."Well Chloe no one really asked you so don't open you mouth when no one cares!"said Clark."BITE ME CLARK!"Chloe said madly."NOOOOO"said Clark.
So there's our characters left at an undieing debate,is Lana really crosseyed??What do you think??
REVIEW AND VOTE!!!! p.s. look on www.wb17.com (there's a picture of her on there)
Farm.All of a sudden Clark stopped.Lana asked him "What's wrong Clark?"
Clark froze for a moment and stared at Lana.So she asked again "What's wrong?"
"Clark would you please tell me whats wrong!"she said.Clark continued to stare
off into space and then he finally woke up.Lana asked him what had happened.
He asked her "Lana are your eyes crossed?"Uhhhh...nooo she said."Yes they are
Lana don't lie to me like that!"
Then Clark relized he had just woken up from a dream."Wow I wonder if
Lana really is crosseyed!I better go find out right away!" he thought to himself.
[Theme song plays]
So he rushed over to Lana`s house but when he got there she was gone,HER HOUSE
WAS GONE!!"EVERYTHING IS GONE!!Where did it go?"he asked.Clark then feels a tap on his
shoulder.It was Lana she asks him "Clark who were you talking to?"WOAH,Lana!
Your house is GONE!!"He screamed,"Look it is GONE!"."Clark"she said,I never lived OVER THERE.
I live over there." she said as she pionted to the house across the long,wide,open,country road
"OOOHHHH I see." He said finally understanding what she had just said to him."Lana?"he asked in a very
courious voice."Are you crosseyed?"."NOO"she exclaimed as she ran away hiding her eyes.Hmmmmmm I wonder what
Lex and Chloe would think of all this.
"Of course she is crosseyed the little -cough-pig-cough-."said Chloe.
"Don`t talk about the woman I love like that!"he said defensively."How dare you Chloe!I thought you were my BFF!"
he said tears welling up in his eyes."CLARK,get ahold of yourself,you are not GAY!"Lex screamed."How could you love
a crosseyed FREAK!!"Lex screamed."Shut up both of you!"Clark found himself in his living room with Lex waving his hand in front of his face.
"Lex?"Clark asked."Would you say Lana is really crosseyed?"he asked."Why would you want to know that Clark?"Lex asked.
"OHH..well....I had a dream about Lana being crosseyed"."Well Clark she is crosseyed I found out from her eyedoctor,we go to the same one ya know".
"Lex!Theres only one eyedoctor in Smallville!"."Ohhh rigghhhttt"he said remembering that."Well..said Cloe interupting."If you ask me she is defenitly crosseyed!"she
said rudely interupting Lex."Well I think she has something called eyejunction,some weird disease in your eye"said Lex."Well if you ask me she's just plain
crosseyed"said Chloe."Well Chloe no one really asked you so don't open you mouth when no one cares!"said Clark."BITE ME CLARK!"Chloe said madly."NOOOOO"said Clark.
So there's our characters left at an undieing debate,is Lana really crosseyed??What do you think??
REVIEW AND VOTE!!!! p.s. look on www.wb17.com (there's a picture of her on there)