Meanwhile, back at the Kent Farm, again, Clark
stating that Lex was his new bff. "Lex, your my new bff," he
said. By that time Lex had gone home and he was laying in bed taking an overdose of asprin. "Lex," Clark
asked, 'Lex were'd you go!?!?!, your my new bff!, don't ditch me ALREADY!!!!!." Clark then ran around his
house and, in circles, searching for Lex. Then, very unexpectedly, Cloe gave another one of her rude
remarks, which this one she thought was a compliment. ''Clark, I don't know why and haven't the slightest
idea why you like that crosseyed -beep-and not me!". That was the last one for Clark! "OUT Cloe, GET OUT
NOW!!!". Cloe then made another rude remark as she was being pushed out the door.
Later that night Clark went to see his new buddy Lex. Now Lex didn`t very much like this idea.
When Clark told Lex about what Chole said Lex then said "Ha,Ha, I mean HOW RUDE!" "That is exactly
what I said!!!" Lex then said, "So you laughed too?!? Good now I don`t feel as bad!" "What are you talking
about LAUGHING?" Clark asked. "What do you mean, you didn`t laugh?" asked Lex. "What are you talking
about Lex, this isn`t a time for jokes this is a time about my Girl...I mean friend!" So, with this said Clark was
very embarrassed so he left.
When he got back to Kent Farm, Lana was standing at the door when he opened it, tapping her foot. "So,
you think I'm crosseyed do ya? Well, do I have something to tell you! I AM, I always hoped no one would
really notice! Until you did Clark! That's it this relationship is over!" she said. "But Lana, we were never in a
'relationship' because you don't think I'm pretty and cute and handsome enough for you!" he said. After
Lana heard this, she just stared, I mean what else could she do? "Anyway," she said putting that odd
statement aside, "if you tell anyone I'll kill you, literally, ya know strangle you kill you, stab you, shoot
you," she said," she was about to go on when Clark , not Cloe, interupted. " Ok, we get it your gonna kill
me! That is if I tell anyone...right?" he asked in a small scared voice. I must pack my things and leave
tommorw at dawn, he thought to himself
More QUESTIONS... 1:Will Clark really be killed? 2:Will he really leave SmallVille because of Lana? 3.Will Chloe think of any new interuptments?
find out in the next episode of.........POWER RANGERS I mean...... SMALLVILLE Announcer:I`m sorry this was getting soooo boring that I thought it was Power Rangers! Lalalalalalalalalalalala Announcer:I'm sorry I thought it was opera now! This just gets even more boring by the second! Finally Taylor and Steph (the authors) come in and beat the anouncer up. Now just read the third chapter! My god! said Steph Anouncers these days! said Taylor.
said. By that time Lex had gone home and he was laying in bed taking an overdose of asprin. "Lex," Clark
asked, 'Lex were'd you go!?!?!, your my new bff!, don't ditch me ALREADY!!!!!." Clark then ran around his
house and, in circles, searching for Lex. Then, very unexpectedly, Cloe gave another one of her rude
remarks, which this one she thought was a compliment. ''Clark, I don't know why and haven't the slightest
idea why you like that crosseyed -beep-and not me!". That was the last one for Clark! "OUT Cloe, GET OUT
NOW!!!". Cloe then made another rude remark as she was being pushed out the door.
Later that night Clark went to see his new buddy Lex. Now Lex didn`t very much like this idea.
When Clark told Lex about what Chole said Lex then said "Ha,Ha, I mean HOW RUDE!" "That is exactly
what I said!!!" Lex then said, "So you laughed too?!? Good now I don`t feel as bad!" "What are you talking
about LAUGHING?" Clark asked. "What do you mean, you didn`t laugh?" asked Lex. "What are you talking
about Lex, this isn`t a time for jokes this is a time about my Girl...I mean friend!" So, with this said Clark was
very embarrassed so he left.
When he got back to Kent Farm, Lana was standing at the door when he opened it, tapping her foot. "So,
you think I'm crosseyed do ya? Well, do I have something to tell you! I AM, I always hoped no one would
really notice! Until you did Clark! That's it this relationship is over!" she said. "But Lana, we were never in a
'relationship' because you don't think I'm pretty and cute and handsome enough for you!" he said. After
Lana heard this, she just stared, I mean what else could she do? "Anyway," she said putting that odd
statement aside, "if you tell anyone I'll kill you, literally, ya know strangle you kill you, stab you, shoot
you," she said," she was about to go on when Clark , not Cloe, interupted. " Ok, we get it your gonna kill
me! That is if I tell anyone...right?" he asked in a small scared voice. I must pack my things and leave
tommorw at dawn, he thought to himself
More QUESTIONS... 1:Will Clark really be killed? 2:Will he really leave SmallVille because of Lana? 3.Will Chloe think of any new interuptments?
find out in the next episode of.........POWER RANGERS I mean...... SMALLVILLE Announcer:I`m sorry this was getting soooo boring that I thought it was Power Rangers! Lalalalalalalalalalalala Announcer:I'm sorry I thought it was opera now! This just gets even more boring by the second! Finally Taylor and Steph (the authors) come in and beat the anouncer up. Now just read the third chapter! My god! said Steph Anouncers these days! said Taylor.