Twisted Love
By: Xx-Dark-Link-xX
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Two years after Link beat Ganondorf.
"Link..HEY!! LISTEN!!!" Navi yelled at the sleeping Link. Link groaned and rolled over in his bed which is way too small for him.
"Maybe I should just leave Navi..." Zelda said looking at Link's sleeping form.
"You're not leaving!! I know you came here to confess your love to Link and you will!" Navi put her tiny hands on her hips.
"No really Navi.I think I should leave.." Zelda protested.
"Huh? Why the hell are you talking so loud Navi.."
Zelda and Navi looked over at Link. Link groaned and sat up in bed. "What is going on?"
"Zelda wants to talk to you link!" Navi said smiling broadly.
"Zelda... Do you mean Princess Zelda?"
"Who else would I be talking about idiot!!??" Navi frowned.
Link opened his eyes wide. He grabbed his blanket and covered himself. "Umm..Hi."
Zelda smiled and moved towards the bed. She sat down beside him. She ran her fingers up his bare chest.
Navi smiled and flew away. "Oh link."
Link backed away. "Um Zelda..."
"Yes link.." She breathed on his ear. She then began to nibble on his ear lobe.
"Zelda..." Link backed away more, so he was at the edge of the bed. He was really uncomfortable with this.
"Yes Link." She kissed the side of his neck.
"WHAO!!!" Link fell off his bed and landed on the floor with a hard thud.
Zelda climbed off the bed. She straddled Link's waist and held him down. "Link, tell me you love me."
"I can't Zelda."
"Why not!?" Zelda asked kissing his chest.
"Zelda please..." Link whined not liking want she was doing at all.
At that moment Saria walked in. She gasped when see saw HER Link on the floor with Zelda on top of him. "BITCH!!!!" Saria yelled attacking Zelda.
Saria grabbed a hold of Zelda's hair and ripped her away from Link.
"AHHHH!" Zelda screamed and bit Saria.
"HORE!!!" Saira screamed.
Link crawled under his bed. He pecked out at Saria killing Zelda.
"HE IS MINE!!!" Zelda yelled.
"IN YOUR DREAMS PRINCESS!!!!!" Saria grabbed Link's vase.
Link's eyes widened in horror. "No don't.."
Saria smashed the vase over Zelda's head.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Mean while some where in the Water Temple.
A dark figure tried to stand. He fell back down and groaned. "Cures you Link..." He hissed in pain.
A dark fairy hovered around his head. "Well if you hate Link that much.. go kill him!!" The fairy smiled.
"Maybe I will Dark Navi.." The man groaned and stood.
"First I must find a way out of this water hell whole!" The figure walked towards one of the two doors.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* DL: YAY!!!!! The first chapter done!! I promise it will be better next time!
Link: right..-_-
DL: SHUT UP!!!! *pulls Link's cap over his face and ties it there*
Link: *runs around screaming*
DL: *snickers*
Link: *bangs into a wall and goes out cold*
DL: ouch..oh well!! ^_^ R&R!!!!!
By: Xx-Dark-Link-xX
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Two years after Link beat Ganondorf.
"Link..HEY!! LISTEN!!!" Navi yelled at the sleeping Link. Link groaned and rolled over in his bed which is way too small for him.
"Maybe I should just leave Navi..." Zelda said looking at Link's sleeping form.
"You're not leaving!! I know you came here to confess your love to Link and you will!" Navi put her tiny hands on her hips.
"No really Navi.I think I should leave.." Zelda protested.
"Huh? Why the hell are you talking so loud Navi.."
Zelda and Navi looked over at Link. Link groaned and sat up in bed. "What is going on?"
"Zelda wants to talk to you link!" Navi said smiling broadly.
"Zelda... Do you mean Princess Zelda?"
"Who else would I be talking about idiot!!??" Navi frowned.
Link opened his eyes wide. He grabbed his blanket and covered himself. "Umm..Hi."
Zelda smiled and moved towards the bed. She sat down beside him. She ran her fingers up his bare chest.
Navi smiled and flew away. "Oh link."
Link backed away. "Um Zelda..."
"Yes link.." She breathed on his ear. She then began to nibble on his ear lobe.
"Zelda..." Link backed away more, so he was at the edge of the bed. He was really uncomfortable with this.
"Yes Link." She kissed the side of his neck.
"WHAO!!!" Link fell off his bed and landed on the floor with a hard thud.
Zelda climbed off the bed. She straddled Link's waist and held him down. "Link, tell me you love me."
"I can't Zelda."
"Why not!?" Zelda asked kissing his chest.
"Zelda please..." Link whined not liking want she was doing at all.
At that moment Saria walked in. She gasped when see saw HER Link on the floor with Zelda on top of him. "BITCH!!!!" Saria yelled attacking Zelda.
Saria grabbed a hold of Zelda's hair and ripped her away from Link.
"AHHHH!" Zelda screamed and bit Saria.
"HORE!!!" Saira screamed.
Link crawled under his bed. He pecked out at Saria killing Zelda.
"HE IS MINE!!!" Zelda yelled.
"IN YOUR DREAMS PRINCESS!!!!!" Saria grabbed Link's vase.
Link's eyes widened in horror. "No don't.."
Saria smashed the vase over Zelda's head.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Mean while some where in the Water Temple.
A dark figure tried to stand. He fell back down and groaned. "Cures you Link..." He hissed in pain.
A dark fairy hovered around his head. "Well if you hate Link that much.. go kill him!!" The fairy smiled.
"Maybe I will Dark Navi.." The man groaned and stood.
"First I must find a way out of this water hell whole!" The figure walked towards one of the two doors.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* DL: YAY!!!!! The first chapter done!! I promise it will be better next time!
Link: right..-_-
DL: SHUT UP!!!! *pulls Link's cap over his face and ties it there*
Link: *runs around screaming*
DL: *snickers*
Link: *bangs into a wall and goes out cold*
DL: ouch..oh well!! ^_^ R&R!!!!!