Twisted Love
By: Xx-Dark-Link-xX
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* After hours of trying to find his way out, Dark Link finally made is way out of the Temple. He stood on top of the temple. He looked around.
"Finally!!" His dark fairy sighed.
He looked at her and smirked. "Yah.." He dove into the water swimming towards shore.
He climbed out soaked. "I am never doing that again!! MY cloths are basically plastered to my body!!!" Dark Link complained.
"Stop complaining!" Dark Navi said irritated.
"Oh shut the fuck up!" Dark Link snarled. He started to walked towards the gorge, which was the entrance to Hyrule field. With each step he took, the water in his boots sloshed around.
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Zelda bitch slapped Saria. "GANONDORF FUCKER!!!!"
Zelda turned red with anger and embarrassment. ((A/N: lol!! I am sorry, I had to add it!!)) Saria snickered. "Found your weakness!!"
"Why you, YOU LITTLE MIDO BLOW JOB GIVER!!!!" Zelda yelled.
Saria's jaw dropped. She blushed. "How did...I mean YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!!" She lunged at her.
Link peeked out at them. He crawled out; he crawled past them, making for the door. He crawled out the door and fell down the ladder; he landed with a thump on the ground.
Saria and Zelda froze. "Where is Link?" Saria asked.
Zelda looked under the bed. "I don't know."
Saria and Zelda both ran for the door. "MOVE!!!"
"GET OUT OF MY AWAY!!!" Zelda yelled.
Link looked up. "Shit." He stood and ran for it.
He ran into Mido. "Where are you going?"
"Move!!! Go!!!" Link tried to get past him.
Mido didn't let him past. "Why should I let you?"
"Please!!!" Link begged.
Mido smirked. "No!"
"Please!!! I will do anything!!" Link begged.
Mido smirked. "Anything??"
Link's eyes widened with horror.
Mido grabbed Link by the shoulders, he crashed his lips to Link's.
Link felt like he was about to throw up.
Mido dropped him. "You may pass." He said licking his lips.
Link stood and ran out of the forest.
Zelda fell down the ladder.
Saria looked back at her. "Clumsy bitch."
Zelda scowled and stood dusting herself off.
Saria and Zelda ran into Mido. "Have you seen Link?" Zelda asked.
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DL: there!!! Another chapter done!!!
Link: Why did you have to make Mido kiss me!?!
DL: It was funny...
Link: -_- Yeah for you, and not for me..
DL: Oh shut up!
Link: *Blinks*
DL: Anyways.R&R!!!
By: Xx-Dark-Link-xX
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* After hours of trying to find his way out, Dark Link finally made is way out of the Temple. He stood on top of the temple. He looked around.
"Finally!!" His dark fairy sighed.
He looked at her and smirked. "Yah.." He dove into the water swimming towards shore.
He climbed out soaked. "I am never doing that again!! MY cloths are basically plastered to my body!!!" Dark Link complained.
"Stop complaining!" Dark Navi said irritated.
"Oh shut the fuck up!" Dark Link snarled. He started to walked towards the gorge, which was the entrance to Hyrule field. With each step he took, the water in his boots sloshed around.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Zelda bitch slapped Saria. "GANONDORF FUCKER!!!!"
Zelda turned red with anger and embarrassment. ((A/N: lol!! I am sorry, I had to add it!!)) Saria snickered. "Found your weakness!!"
"Why you, YOU LITTLE MIDO BLOW JOB GIVER!!!!" Zelda yelled.
Saria's jaw dropped. She blushed. "How did...I mean YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!!" She lunged at her.
Link peeked out at them. He crawled out; he crawled past them, making for the door. He crawled out the door and fell down the ladder; he landed with a thump on the ground.
Saria and Zelda froze. "Where is Link?" Saria asked.
Zelda looked under the bed. "I don't know."
Saria and Zelda both ran for the door. "MOVE!!!"
"GET OUT OF MY AWAY!!!" Zelda yelled.
Link looked up. "Shit." He stood and ran for it.
He ran into Mido. "Where are you going?"
"Move!!! Go!!!" Link tried to get past him.
Mido didn't let him past. "Why should I let you?"
"Please!!!" Link begged.
Mido smirked. "No!"
"Please!!! I will do anything!!" Link begged.
Mido smirked. "Anything??"
Link's eyes widened with horror.
Mido grabbed Link by the shoulders, he crashed his lips to Link's.
Link felt like he was about to throw up.
Mido dropped him. "You may pass." He said licking his lips.
Link stood and ran out of the forest.
Zelda fell down the ladder.
Saria looked back at her. "Clumsy bitch."
Zelda scowled and stood dusting herself off.
Saria and Zelda ran into Mido. "Have you seen Link?" Zelda asked.
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DL: there!!! Another chapter done!!!
Link: Why did you have to make Mido kiss me!?!
DL: It was funny...
Link: -_- Yeah for you, and not for me..
DL: Oh shut up!
Link: *Blinks*
DL: Anyways.R&R!!!