Robot Viv: Hahaha! *shoots lazer at table, it collapses on Dexter and Howdy*

Howdy: Yipe! Not again!

Dexter: Help me!

*meanwhile*

Elder-ham: Wow, Viv. We really outsmarted those youngsters!

Viv: Yep, that scarf you gave to Pashmina really got Dexter & Howdy in trouble.

*back at the clubhouse*

Robot Viv: You're next! *points lazer gun at Natsu*

Yami Hamtaro: NO!! *pushes Natsu out of the way, he gets zapped by the lazer* EEK!

Robot Viv: You will do as I say.

Yami Hamtaro: *hypnotized* I will do as you say.

Robot Viv: You will go on a mental rampage.

Yami Hamtaro: I will go on a mental rampage.

Patrick: Oh please, anything but that!

Robot Viv: Well, smell ya later! Hahaha!! *leaves the clubhouse*

Yami Hamtaro: A TABLE! Smashie!

Dexter & Howdy: NO!!

Yami Hamtaro: *smashes table as well as Dexter & Howdy*

Dexter: *weakly* Is there a doctor in the house!?

Howdy: *groan* I wish there was.

Uyt (fan-made ham): *walks in clubhouse* Heke? What's going on?

Yami Hamtaro: I gots Jimmies.

Pashmina: Did he get brainwashed too?

Hamtaro: Looks like it.

Yami Hamtaro: Hey, gorgeous. *looks at Sandy*

Sandy: Oh no! I'm taken!

Yami Hamtaro: *takes Sandy's hand* Let's do it.

Maxwell: What the hell? No way!

Sandy: Maxwell!

Yami Hamtaro: No one takes my girl. *punches Maxwell*

Maxwell: Ow! *faints*

Sandy: Your girl? Give me a break.

Pashmina: Stop it!

Yami Hamtaro: Oops forgot. *stares into Pashmina's eyes*

Pashmina: What are you..ooh pretty colors.

Uyt: Uh-oh.

Boss: This can't be good.

Patrick: No!

Yami Hamtaro: You are now under my spell.

Pashmina: What ever you say.

Dexter: Not again.

Pashmina: Hey, Dexter.

Dexter: EEK!! Don't try it!

Pashmina: *grabs Dexter's hand* I need to tell you something. *drags him to private room and locks door*

Dexter: What is it?

Pashmina: DAMN YOU!! I HATED YOU FROM THE BEGINNING!!

Dexter: No! *Pashmina hits him with a pillow* Ouf! I'm allergic to the feathers! Stop! *hits him again* Help me!

Howdy: I'm glad I'm not in there.

Pashmina: *drags Howdy up to the room* Haha. Two suckers for the price of one.

Howdy: What's the meaning of this? *gets hit with a pillow* Hey!

Dexter: *gets hit with a pillow* Ow! Get that away from me! Achoo!

Uyt: We got to stop her!

Patrick: But how?

Yami Hamtaro: It can't be done.

Pashmina: Eat feathers!

Dexter & Howdy: No! Arrgh! *get hit with pillow* HEEEELLP!! *Dexter sneezes*

Yami Hamtaro: Who next?

Boss: Who next what?

Yami Hamtaro: *stares into Oxnard's eyes*

Oxnard: Ack! Not meee...*gets hypnotized*

Yami Hamtaro: You will tell your deepest secrets.

Oxnard: I will obey.

Yami Hamtaro: Now!

Oxnard: What's going *freezes* I swiped nine of Hamtaro's sunflower seeds from the other day.

Hamtaro: That's where they went.

Oxnard: I have four sisters and two brothers.

Natsu: I don't think we needed to know that.

Oxnard: I think Penelope is hot.

Penelope: *gasps* Ookwee!

Sandy: That's something I'd expect from Stan.

Oxnard: My wheel is very rusty.

Panda: I might fix it for you, but you're acting stupid.

Oxnard: Caskets freak me out.

Patrick: *groans* Someone shut him up.

Uyt: Make him stop...