Indeed I do plan to update often. Stupidly lame ideas come to me a lot.
::grins evilly::
Disclaimer: I am Charlie. The cheese told me that Hieiluva4eva does not own Yu-Yu Hakusho. The cheese is wise.
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Chapter 2
Poor, poor, Ogres
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Hiei ran around following the directions from the purple kangaroos. The purple kangaroos like to lie. Hiei finally gave up on them and asked the ogres where the vanilla coke was stored.
"I am on a great quest. It is a quest for hope. It is a quest for truth. Where do you keep your vanilla coke?" Hiei asked an ogre.
"Why do you want to know? Why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be with Koenma? Hey, aren't you the guy who blew up the earth?" said a stupid ogre.
"Do you really want me to kill you and use your flesh as a canoe?" said Hiei.
"It's in the refrigerator. It's down that hall and to the left."
"Thanks," said Hiei as he began to stab the ogre repeatedly with a fork.
"So much for your canoe," said the dying ogre. (Get it? Since the ogre's skin had holes in it from the fork, Hiei couldn't use it for a canoe. Sorry I just killed the joke.)
Hiei followed the now deceased ogre's directions until he came to a HUMONGOUS fridge. It was completely filled with vanilla coke. Koenma seemed to also have an addiction to it. He just didn't go insane. When Hiei was on his 15th can, another ogre interrupted him.
"Why must you ugly blue creatures constantly irk me?" said Hiei while he crushed an empty can.
"That is prince Koenma's private stash of soda. You should not be here and you should especially not be drinking that vanilla coke. That isn't yours. Blahdy blah blah blah," said the ogre while waving a ruler around in front of Hiei's face.
Hiei took the ruler and shoved it up the ogre's right nostril. He then proceeded to pull it out and laughed when he saw that the ogre's brain was stuck to the end of it. The brain was about the size of a baseball.
"If your brain is only this big then what else do you keep in those big heads of yours? I must find out."
Hiei pulled a rubber glove out of nowhere (Remember that it is rubber, not latex. I am allergic to latex *-*), thanked the purple kangaroos, put on the glove, and shoved his hand into the ogre's ear. He grabbed something and when he pulled his hand out, in it was a kitten.
"So that is where my kitten went. Come on Virgo let's go. Thank you for finding her Hiei," said Hieiluva4eva who was there for some reason.
"May the camel be with you!" said Hiei, before going back to drinking the plentiful vanilla coke.
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Finally I found my kitten. I was looking for her. Anyway, review and tell me what you think of Hiei's rampage through Koenma's castle. Do you want more of it? REVIEW!
Disclaimer: I am Charlie. The cheese told me that Hieiluva4eva does not own Yu-Yu Hakusho. The cheese is wise.
~*~*~*
Chapter 2
Poor, poor, Ogres
~*~*~*
Hiei ran around following the directions from the purple kangaroos. The purple kangaroos like to lie. Hiei finally gave up on them and asked the ogres where the vanilla coke was stored.
"I am on a great quest. It is a quest for hope. It is a quest for truth. Where do you keep your vanilla coke?" Hiei asked an ogre.
"Why do you want to know? Why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be with Koenma? Hey, aren't you the guy who blew up the earth?" said a stupid ogre.
"Do you really want me to kill you and use your flesh as a canoe?" said Hiei.
"It's in the refrigerator. It's down that hall and to the left."
"Thanks," said Hiei as he began to stab the ogre repeatedly with a fork.
"So much for your canoe," said the dying ogre. (Get it? Since the ogre's skin had holes in it from the fork, Hiei couldn't use it for a canoe. Sorry I just killed the joke.)
Hiei followed the now deceased ogre's directions until he came to a HUMONGOUS fridge. It was completely filled with vanilla coke. Koenma seemed to also have an addiction to it. He just didn't go insane. When Hiei was on his 15th can, another ogre interrupted him.
"Why must you ugly blue creatures constantly irk me?" said Hiei while he crushed an empty can.
"That is prince Koenma's private stash of soda. You should not be here and you should especially not be drinking that vanilla coke. That isn't yours. Blahdy blah blah blah," said the ogre while waving a ruler around in front of Hiei's face.
Hiei took the ruler and shoved it up the ogre's right nostril. He then proceeded to pull it out and laughed when he saw that the ogre's brain was stuck to the end of it. The brain was about the size of a baseball.
"If your brain is only this big then what else do you keep in those big heads of yours? I must find out."
Hiei pulled a rubber glove out of nowhere (Remember that it is rubber, not latex. I am allergic to latex *-*), thanked the purple kangaroos, put on the glove, and shoved his hand into the ogre's ear. He grabbed something and when he pulled his hand out, in it was a kitten.
"So that is where my kitten went. Come on Virgo let's go. Thank you for finding her Hiei," said Hieiluva4eva who was there for some reason.
"May the camel be with you!" said Hiei, before going back to drinking the plentiful vanilla coke.
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Finally I found my kitten. I was looking for her. Anyway, review and tell me what you think of Hiei's rampage through Koenma's castle. Do you want more of it? REVIEW!