Yes. I am back. I am writing again. Just so you people know who don't know
already my pen name used to be Hieiluva4eva and that is who that person is.
It is me. Yeah.
Disclaimer: I told you and Charlie told you so now the cheese will have to tell you. Cheese: TheRedFinch does not own Yu-Yu Hakusho. Me: thank you cheese. Bob is my character though.
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Chapter 4
The First Stone That Looks Strangely Like A Dragon Egg
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The gang walked through the desert as Bobirtethimonoculois told them why he was playing pranks on them and why they were walking through the desert.
"I have to play pranks on people. If I didn't then I would have no purpose in life. Or in death, since everyone is dead because of Hiei."
"The purple kangaroos would like to know why we are walking through the desert," said Hiei.
"What's the difference between a duck?" asked Kurama.
"We are walking through the desert because the closest egg is this way," said Bob.
"WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DUCK?" yelled Kurama.
"Because the bush has no feathers," said a tall blonde guy in a red coat.
"The orange hippos say you are right," said Kurama.
"He has the stone that looks strangely like a dragon egg!" said Bob.
"Uh hi I am Yusuke, do you happen to have a stone that looks strangely like a dragon egg?"
"Heyo! My name is Vash. I don't think I have any stones that look strangely like dragon eggs, but I could check."
"Vash the Stampede? From the show Trigun? I didn't know you really existed! Aren't you supposed to be on another planet?" said Kuwabara.
"Yeah. What show? What does Trigun mean? I came to Earth for vacation and while I was here some one blew it up. Alas, I never got to try that vanilla coke everyone likes so much. Do you have any?"
When Vash said this Hiei pulled a vanilla coke out of no where.
"The purple kangaroos say to give this to you if you give us the stone that looks strangely like a dragon egg."
Vash looked all over himself for a stone that looks strangely like a dragon egg.
"One of the buttons on your coat is green, while the rest are brown," said Botan.
Vash pulled the green button off of his coat.
"This isn't a button, it is a stone that looks strangely like a dragon egg. A mini dragon egg, that is. You can have it!" he said. Vash gave the egg to Yusuke, who pocketed it. In return, Hiei reluctantly gave him a vanilla coke. When Vash had finished drinking it, Hiei ate the can.
"The orange hippos want to know how you knew the difference between a duck was because the bush has no feathers," said Kurama.
Vash did his stupid laugh and walked off into a dust storm.
"That was really weird..." said Yusuke.
"Get used to it, you are in one of my stories," I said as I popped out of nowhere.
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Don't be alarmed, in this story there will be many references to other animes and maybe even some other shows that aren't anime. Yeah. Uh huh. Review.
Disclaimer: I told you and Charlie told you so now the cheese will have to tell you. Cheese: TheRedFinch does not own Yu-Yu Hakusho. Me: thank you cheese. Bob is my character though.
~*~*~*
Chapter 4
The First Stone That Looks Strangely Like A Dragon Egg
~*~*~*
The gang walked through the desert as Bobirtethimonoculois told them why he was playing pranks on them and why they were walking through the desert.
"I have to play pranks on people. If I didn't then I would have no purpose in life. Or in death, since everyone is dead because of Hiei."
"The purple kangaroos would like to know why we are walking through the desert," said Hiei.
"What's the difference between a duck?" asked Kurama.
"We are walking through the desert because the closest egg is this way," said Bob.
"WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DUCK?" yelled Kurama.
"Because the bush has no feathers," said a tall blonde guy in a red coat.
"The orange hippos say you are right," said Kurama.
"He has the stone that looks strangely like a dragon egg!" said Bob.
"Uh hi I am Yusuke, do you happen to have a stone that looks strangely like a dragon egg?"
"Heyo! My name is Vash. I don't think I have any stones that look strangely like dragon eggs, but I could check."
"Vash the Stampede? From the show Trigun? I didn't know you really existed! Aren't you supposed to be on another planet?" said Kuwabara.
"Yeah. What show? What does Trigun mean? I came to Earth for vacation and while I was here some one blew it up. Alas, I never got to try that vanilla coke everyone likes so much. Do you have any?"
When Vash said this Hiei pulled a vanilla coke out of no where.
"The purple kangaroos say to give this to you if you give us the stone that looks strangely like a dragon egg."
Vash looked all over himself for a stone that looks strangely like a dragon egg.
"One of the buttons on your coat is green, while the rest are brown," said Botan.
Vash pulled the green button off of his coat.
"This isn't a button, it is a stone that looks strangely like a dragon egg. A mini dragon egg, that is. You can have it!" he said. Vash gave the egg to Yusuke, who pocketed it. In return, Hiei reluctantly gave him a vanilla coke. When Vash had finished drinking it, Hiei ate the can.
"The orange hippos want to know how you knew the difference between a duck was because the bush has no feathers," said Kurama.
Vash did his stupid laugh and walked off into a dust storm.
"That was really weird..." said Yusuke.
"Get used to it, you are in one of my stories," I said as I popped out of nowhere.
~*~*~*
Don't be alarmed, in this story there will be many references to other animes and maybe even some other shows that aren't anime. Yeah. Uh huh. Review.