A/N: This is the 3rd chapter! Yay! This is about Zigzag

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The next morning went the same as all the others. Wake up at 4:30, eat breakfast, dig, eat lunch, dig, shower, hang out in the wreck room, eat supper, and then, it was time for the DAA to meet once more.

Once again, no one was sure of how to start, so finally, after about 15 minutes of silence Caveman turned and looked at Zigzag, then the others.

"Maybe we should try and fix Zigzag's paranoia..."

"I'm not paranoid!"

Magnet burst out laughing, "Man if you ain't paranoid then I ain't never stole nothin' in my life!"

The tent erupted with laughter, even Zigzag broke into his odd giggling laugh. After a few minutes they calmed down and tried to help Zigzag.

"I'm not paranoid. I'm just careful. They know I know."

There was a moment of silence before X-ray shook his head.

"I'm afraid to ask, but whose they and what do you know they know you know?"

Zigzag gave a grin "The lizards. They know I know that we're workin' for them, diggin' them homes. Like I said, I seen at least seven in on hole once." He nodded, looking at everyone as if what had made sense.

"Yeah! Zig, that made perfect sense! But it doesn't just stop at Greenlake! I mean, I bet the government is involved and the president is really a lizard in a suit!" Caveman shook his head as Zigzag's eyes widened.

"I thought they were just makin' us build there homes...but now I see..they intend to live in the holes until they become so numerous they take over all of Texas! Then America! They'll make there way into Mexico and Canada, then the rest of North America! Then South America! Then, they'll cast away on ships and take of Europe and Asia and Africa, Antarctic, the North pole, and even Australia!!" Zigzag began freaking out. Totally and completely freaking out.

"Uh...Ziggy...I think he was kiddn'...."

"No! Armpit. He's right...They'll destroy us!"

"Zigzag! ¡Calma abajo!(calm down) He wasn't serious!"

"We don't work for lizards with dreams of world domination."

"Oh, but X-ray, we do. We do! They'll kill us all in our sleep!! They'll destroy us!! Inject us with poison and harvest our vital organs to bring back to there home planet!"

"What? They run outa delinquent meat up there?" Squid questioned, snickering.

"Oh no! I never thought about that! They'll eat us in our sleep! We'll wake up missin' arms and legs until on day, we just don't wake up at all! And they got us diggin' so we'll taste better!"

"Bet that ain't workin' on 'pit!" Magnet exclaimed, everyone bursting into fits of laughter except Zigzag who was clutching his pillow tightly to his chest, his eyes wide, spinning around in his head, trying to look everywhere at once expecting a lizard attack.

"Dude....we were kiddin'....The lizards won't eat us, they ain't from another planet, they ain't bent on world domination, and we ain't diggin' 'em homes. So chill out alright man?"

Zigzag looked at Squid and gave a slight nod, then at Zero who gave him a reassuring smile, and relaxed slightly, then nearly jumped through the roof of the tent when the alarm went off.

"We'll come back to this later... Maybe.." X-ray said simply as Magnet shut off the alarm.

Like before, good nights were said and the lamps turned off, everyone soon falling asleep, everyone that is, except for Zigzag, who stayed up, listening for lizards.

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A/N: that's the end of that chapter. The session didn't quite work out, lol, poor Zigzag. Gotta love the cute paranoid freaks.