Ok, this chapter is strange and stupid (one of the worst combinations…) I should delete it but…some of you may still find it 'interesting'.
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Chapter 21
"Think they need help?" Jasmine asked, her words slurring together from too much alcohol.
"If he's in his human form then yah, he'll need our help," Kat replied.
"I didn't think Kurama had many fans," Jasmine said.
Kat shrugged, "Want to help anyways?"
Jasmine shrugged back, "Sure."
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"Kurama?" Vash asked.
"What?" he asked.
"Is there anyway things could get any worse?"
Kurama looked around him, "Nope."
Vash's grip slipped a bit, "Didn't think so."
The window sill under Vash's fingers began to crumble. He looked down at the hundreds of fan girls who were waiting for the two to fall.
"How do you manage to get into these situations anyways?" Kurama asked.
Vash smiled, "I guess it's just a ton of good luck! I am one of the luckiest people in the world you know!"
Kurama laughed, "Sure and I'm only two years old!"
Vash paused and looked Kurama over, "You are?"
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Kat rearranged the bullet strip that lay over her shoulder and wrapped around her waist.
Jasmine clicked the safety off her gun, "When I said I wanted to help I didn't mean kill everyone who's after them."
Kat shrugged and clicked the safety off her gun, "And your point is?"
Jasmine shrugged, "I won't be able to hit anything."
"With a gun like that I'd be surprised if the city wasn't leveled by the time you're done with it."
"Are you dissing my gun?" she asked.
"It's not your gun I'm dissing it's you," Kat muttered.
"I heard that," Jasmine said, "Lock & load, its go time!"
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The faint sound of gun fire came to Vash's ears. He looked over his shoulder careful not to shift his weight too much. Sure enough, there were two people running towards the group of fan girls.
"You know I could help them," Kurama said itching to use his rose whip.
"Too risky. We don't want to kill anyone," Vash said.
"We don't?" Kurama asked while his eyes flickered gold.
Some of the fans began to panic at the sound of gun fire. "It's just part of the show!" a fan from somewhere in the center of the crowd yelled. "Yah, but if they don't stop shooting we'll miss the contest finalists!" someone else yelled.
Vash tried to get a better look at the gun slingers but they were still too far away. He became worried. The sounds the guns made proved that they weren't meant for show.
"Kurama, can you lend me a hand?" Vash asked.
"Does it look like it?" Kurama growled.
"Can you switch to fox form?" Vash asked.
"In front of all these people?" he asked.
Vash nodded, "They think its part of the show."
Kurama shrugged slightly as fox ears, tail and claws appeared, "Now what?"
Vash handed Kurama his gun, "You can see better than I can, I want you to knock the guns out of their hands."
Kurama dug his claws into the window sill and aimed.
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"Why aren't they running?" Jasmine asked.
"Crazy freaks," Kat muttered.
"You see the irony in what you just said?" Jasmine asked.
Kat shook her head, "No why?"
"You're too drunk. Forget I as-" She was cut off as her gun was sent flying.
Kat tossed her gun aside and waved to Kurama and Vash.
"SHUT UP EVERYONE!!! The contest finalists are being announced!" a fan yelled. "…..And the finalists are…..Maki Hakushi dressed as Tenshi, Koura Makoto dressed as Sango ……" The fan girls dispersed to find other characters as the names of the finalists were read off.
Kat staggered up to the window sill and looked up, "You can let go now, they're gone."
Vash didn't bother looking to see if anyone was under him and ended up landing directly on top of Kat.
"Ow….." came the muffled protest, "You can get off me now Vash!"
Kurama let go of the window sill and landed gracefully next to Jasmine.
Jasmine lifted an eyebrow when she spotted his ears, "Those real?"
"Actually-" Vash elbowed him as he stood up.
Kat muttered curses as Vash helped her up. "You're both drunk?"
Kat nodded, "Strangest thing, I can always tell when I'm drunk but I can't control a thing I do!"
Jasmine laughed, "Same with me! Shall we go home before we pass out?"
"Good idea!" Kat yelled back to her friend.
'I've never seen women get this drunk!'
"Can you walk?" Kurama asked.
Kat shook her head, "If I move anymore I'm gonna pass out."
Jasmine laughed began to walk off, "see I'll be fin-" She didn't manage to get two steps before blacking out.
"This what you do for fun?" Vash asked as he slung Kat over his shoulder.
"You should see how drunk we used to get back in collage!" Kat laughed.
"You mean you can get even more drunk than this?!"
(A/N: I told you it was lame… PLEASE REVIEW!!!)