Keep this in mind: Watch the quotations!!

"Dark Magician" = Dark Magician in Kuriboh's body

"Kuriboh" = Kuriboh in Dark Magician's body (vice versa)

Now to the story....

Ch. 3

After leaving the Dark Magician, Dark Magician Girl immediately sat down outside the door on the steps. She isn't used to getting a day off so abruptly, especially from her master. Master probably isn't feeling well today, she thought to herself. Idle as she was, she couldn't think of anything to do. She finally settled on going shopping with Mysticle Elf to find a gift for her master. And perhaps to find something for herself as well.

Mounting on her staff, she flew off.

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Black Luster Soldier was startled when "Dark Magician" suddenly woke in his arms, as he was watching it intently. "Dark Magician's" eyes opened wide were as he squealed and tried to squirm out of his arms.

[WHAT THE-? WHAT AM I DOING HERE??! IS HE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME??']

Black Luster instinctively released "Dark Magician" from his arms. He watched him zoom around in alarmed panic, slightly amused.

[Maybe Black Luster knows, I'll ask.] He calmed down slightly and tried.

"Kuriiiiiiii, krii krii!!" came out instead. (does Kuriboh even have a mouth?) Unfortuantely, no one is known to know to understand Kuriboh's language, except the Dark Sage. Black Luster was no exception. This took "Dark Magician" himself by surprise.

"Kurii? Hmm?" He looked down at himself. He couldn't see his robe. Or his legs. He raised a hand to scratch the side of his head with a finger. Only find it was a scaly green claw. "Kri?!" His kawaii eyes met with Black Luster's confused eyes. It didn't take him long realize what happened(As he was like, a lot smarter than Kuriboh). His reaction nearly causing Black Luster Soldier to jump out of his armor.

[NONONONONONONO!! I'm not Kuriboh!! What happened to me? It's me, Dark Magician! Can't you tell?? It must have been the coffee Chaos gave me. I bet he has something to do with this!! He probably---]

After about 5 minutes of watching and listening to this....

"I'm afraid I'm unable to comprehend, little Kuriboh. Looks like I'll have to take you to Dark Sage." Black Luster Soldier finally decided. He stood up, after seeing the impression of a Kuriboh trying to gesture with its claws while hovereing in front of his face, randomly squeaking its complaints.

He scooped "Dark Magician" into his arms and ran off to find Dark Sage.

[---suddenly I woke up here. And then-- Hey?! Are you even listening???!]

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At the bazaar...

"There's a candy stand, I'll be right back!" An excited Dark Magician Girl pointed out to her friend. Mystical elf nodded worriedly and returned to her thoughts. Dark Magician Girl didn't notice as she hurried off.

Minutes later, she returned back with bags of treats. "I got some candy for Sensei*" she exclaimed happily. She turned around to pick up the shopping bags.

Mystical Elf quickly grabbed her arm.

"Dark Magician Girl."

"What?"

"Did your master act anywhere strange today?"

Dark Magician Girl frowned as she tried to recall her memory. "I don't remember. Wait... he did act a little tired today. Is that supposed to mean anything?"

Mystical Elf paled.

"What's wrong?" Dark Magician Girl asked, concerened.

"Nevermind. Let's go now ^_^;" Mystical Elf suddenly said brightly.

Chaos, what have you done?

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Behind a building, Chaos grinned evilly as he rubbed his hands together. "The dust bunny and that stupid cousin of mine won't know what hit them." He cackled evilly.

"Chaos-chan?" a voice immediately stopped his insane laughter.

"Who is it?" Chaos demanded. His eyes widened when Cosmo Queen stepped out from a corner.

"Is something wrong with my sweet little Chaos?"

"Uh, no. Um, I gotta be going now." He nervously backed off.

"Now don't be shy," Cosmo Queen said seductively, stepping forward. "And it's now just you... and me." She pinned him against the wall.

Chaos suddenly slid underneath her and dearly ran for his life.

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"You should have been there to see Chaos after what Kuriboh had done to him," Neo was saying to an excited Celtic Guardian. "He seriously got what he deserved for being such a snob. Then-- Celtic? Are you listening?" Neo suddenly snatched the Pixie Stix in the Guardian's hand.

"HEY! That was mine!! Dark Magician Girl gave them to me!!"

"She gave you too much and you aren't listening."

At that moment :::

Chaos dashing by screaming followed by Cosmo Queen calling, "I LOVE YOU, CHAOS-CHAN!!!!! COME BACK!!"

…left Neo and Celtic in the dust blinking in confusion.

"I never knew that Chaos had a fangirl," Neo finally broke the silence.

Instead of answering, Celtic growled and angrily snatched back his Pixie Stix. "Get your own. I ain't sharing."

"Cheapskate."

"Nani??!!" *

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*Sensei = fancy word for master/teacher

*Nani =What did you say?! Or What?

I hate using those word or text formats. So I'll be using a format change from now on.