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Feh to the World
Kagome was a girl just like any other teen
And she never had no trouble 'til a monster she had seen
Rose from the well one morning before school,
Grabs her by the head, and demands the Shikon Jewel.
Inuyasha was a troublemaking hanyou
Who was pinned to a tree the miko, Kikiyo.
He was trapped there for, like, 50-some-odd years
Until Kagome found him and rubbed his doggie ears.
If Inuyasha comes back to modern days,
I know exactly what he'd say.
He'd say Feh to school
And Feh to those kids
Feh to the world when Kagome makes him sit.
The Shikon Jewel was broken and it shattered into bits.
So Kaede pairs the kids up to find the rest of it.
Kagome sees the unseen with her magic inner sight.
Inuyasha bares his claws when he knows they gotta fight.
If Inuyasha comes back to modern days,
I know exactly what he'd say.
He'd say Feh to Gramps
And Feh to his seals
Feh to the world when Kagome makes him sit.
All the youkai got a little Shikon nowadays.
Kagome makes some friends willing to help along the way.
Myoga's got the info, but he hides before a fights.
Shippou is a trickster-fox; a cute youkai half-pint.
Sango is the last exterminator and a beauty.
Miroku's the monk who loves to feel up a girl's booty.
(Feh! Feh!)
Together they wander and search the mystic land
To recover Shikon Shards from all over Japan.
Kagome spends her free time fighting in the feudal past
Then goes back to the future to catch up with her class.
If Inuyasha comes back to modern days,
I know exactly what he'd say.
He'd say Feh to Gramps
And Feh to his seals
Feh to the world when Kagome makes him sit.
If Inuyasha came back to modern days,
I know exactly what he'd say.
He'd say Feh to tests
And Feh to schoolkids
Feh to the world when Kagome makes him sit.
FEH!