Author's note: I don't own FFTA or any of the characters in it and blah
blah blah any way hope you like it.
Rasa: Guys I have too much time on my hands.
Sheri: What's new about that? You're always so lazy.
Rasa: We should join a clan.
Ruko: 'We'? 'We'?! No you join a clan. You're abusing the power to use pronouns!
Rasa: When's the last time I've actually listened in class.
Ruko: .never.
Rasa: Exactly! *puts up clan request* *Rasa and co. leave pub*
*Clan Nutsy comes in*
Marche: Montblanc is it just me or do we have nothing to do?
Montblanc: um we have nothing to do
Marche: NOOOO!!!
*outside the pub*
Rasa: YOU WHAT?!
Ruko: I lost your charm?
Sheri: I told you not to lose it and you did.
Rasa:*strangling Ruko in the pub* YOU IDIOT!
Ruko: *choking* I'm. sorry.
Sheri:*talking to Marche while screaming can be heard* Uh do you have a clan?
Marche: Yeah why?
Sheri: Because the blue haired kid strangling that guy over there wanted to join one.
Marche: Ok you guys can join.*thinking*why do I have the feeling I just made a big mistake.
Sheri: HEY Rasa I found your charm! It's over here!
Rasa: Thanks Sheri. That's the last time I ever let anyone but myself touch it.
Sheri: is Ruko ok
Rasa: he's fine
Ruko: I'M NOT OK!!
Sheri: I got us a clan
Rasa: woo hoo! Now we can start fighting
Sheri: Marche I think you better go over the rules with her.
Marche: ok before we send you into battle you must understand this, don't break the law.
Rasa: gotcha
Ruko: help. please I'm in pain.
Marche: and you need a job too.
Rasa: I have to work?! NOOOOOOOO!!!
Marche: no not THAT kind of job an ability job.
Rasa: oh do I get to summon big things that reek havoc on my enemies?
Marche: *thinking*I don't remember having to do this for other clan members.*now speaking* (author's note: for all of you nit picky people out there.)Yeah if you're a summoner.
Rasa: Great now we can start fighting*turns to Ruko and Sheri* you two can just do something.
*on the battlefield*
Judge: the laws for today are no summons, color magic or items
Rasa: DAMN YOU!!!!
Marche: stop that!
Rasa: YAY! I get to go first! I know what I'll do!
Marche:*thinking*why do I have the feeling she's going to summon?
Rasa: *summons sign that says "summon"*
Other clan:*resisting the urge to laugh heads off*
Judge: infraction of summoning law ah who cares this is just too funny! *falls off chocobo and starts laughing*
Rasa: is that good?
Marche: *has hand over face*
Montblanc: I didn't know that they could summon that, kupo.
Marche: the thing is. they can't.
*at the pub*
Marche: um Rasa, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
Rasa: a 'summon' why?
Marche: *starts whacking head on wall*
*Ritz comes in*
Ritz: *sees Marche whacking his head on the wall* um Marche what are you doing
Marche: what does it look like I'm doing?
Ritz: whacking your head on the wall.
Marche: well then that's what I'm doing*continues whacking head on the wall*
Ritz: * turns to Montblanc* why is he whacking his head on the wall?
Rasa: I made a little mistake in battle.
Montblanc: more like a huge one
Rasa: *makes face at Montblanc* anyway I made a little mistake summoning.
Montblanc: that made even the judge fall off of his chocobo and start laughing, kupo
Rasa: *hits Montblanc over the head*
*Sheri and Ruko come in*
Sheri: Hey, Rasa! I heard about your mistake
Rasa: yeah I guess
Montblanc: ow, kupo. I want to know. Why is your hair blue?
Rasa: gee ask everyone with strange looking hair will you! let's just say a nuclear power plant isn't the best place to get electrocuted.
Ritz: That's just stupid.
Ruko: Yeah I figured that out long ago
Rasa: stop being mean!
Ruko: oh yeah and you choking me is nice. Oh yeah really nice*rolls eyes*
Rasa:*snickers*
*Shara comes in*
Shara: Hi Ritz I heard some noises *sees Marche* oh wait nevermind and why's Marche hitting his head on the wall?
Marche: *stops hitting head and points to Rasa* see the kid with the blue hair!? That's why!
Rasa: ok ok I'm sorry you happy?
Marche:*mumbles something*
Rasa: ok Marche's officially pissed at me.*turns to Ritz and Shara* SO... who are you two
Sheri: She's Rasa
Ruko: the moron who made the stupidest and most literal summon spell this world has ever seen.
Rasa:*hits Ruko on the head* hmph loser.
Ritz + Shara: *roll eyes*
Rasa: ok so I suck at summoning. *looks at Shara's bow* ooh an arching bow!
Ruko: oh what a joke like you can use it. You'd kill us all!
Rasa: *somehow has Shara's bow in her hand* ok now my aim is not that bad *accidentally shoots an arrow over Shara's head* ok it's that bad
Shara: *snatches bow back*
Rasa: sorry. Maybe I could have a sword
Marche: can you USE it?
Rasa: of course I got tons of cools moves.
Sheri: Which saved a clan from doom in the jagds.
Rasa: yup it's true
Everyone but Rasa/Sheri/Ruko: -_-
Rasa: ok it was a reflex
Marche: much more believable.
Rasa: right.
Ruko: when you saved them I thought I had entered another dimension
Rasa:*looking at pub notices* oh someone's trapped in the Roda volcano. Me and my friends will go!
Ruko: my friends and I, Rasa
Rasa: what are you my English teacher?!
Marche: just don't mess this up
Rasa: AYE AYE SIR!
Everyone but Rasa: -_-
Rasa: C'mon guys we've got someone to save*leaves with Ruko and Sheri*
Marche: *kneels down on floor* WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS PUNISHMENT FROM HELL?! WHAT DID I DO?!
Montblanc: we're all gonna die, kupo
To be continued.
Well did you like it, hate it, just don't give about it, can't decide or other ^_^
Rasa: Guys I have too much time on my hands.
Sheri: What's new about that? You're always so lazy.
Rasa: We should join a clan.
Ruko: 'We'? 'We'?! No you join a clan. You're abusing the power to use pronouns!
Rasa: When's the last time I've actually listened in class.
Ruko: .never.
Rasa: Exactly! *puts up clan request* *Rasa and co. leave pub*
*Clan Nutsy comes in*
Marche: Montblanc is it just me or do we have nothing to do?
Montblanc: um we have nothing to do
Marche: NOOOO!!!
*outside the pub*
Rasa: YOU WHAT?!
Ruko: I lost your charm?
Sheri: I told you not to lose it and you did.
Rasa:*strangling Ruko in the pub* YOU IDIOT!
Ruko: *choking* I'm. sorry.
Sheri:*talking to Marche while screaming can be heard* Uh do you have a clan?
Marche: Yeah why?
Sheri: Because the blue haired kid strangling that guy over there wanted to join one.
Marche: Ok you guys can join.*thinking*why do I have the feeling I just made a big mistake.
Sheri: HEY Rasa I found your charm! It's over here!
Rasa: Thanks Sheri. That's the last time I ever let anyone but myself touch it.
Sheri: is Ruko ok
Rasa: he's fine
Ruko: I'M NOT OK!!
Sheri: I got us a clan
Rasa: woo hoo! Now we can start fighting
Sheri: Marche I think you better go over the rules with her.
Marche: ok before we send you into battle you must understand this, don't break the law.
Rasa: gotcha
Ruko: help. please I'm in pain.
Marche: and you need a job too.
Rasa: I have to work?! NOOOOOOOO!!!
Marche: no not THAT kind of job an ability job.
Rasa: oh do I get to summon big things that reek havoc on my enemies?
Marche: *thinking*I don't remember having to do this for other clan members.*now speaking* (author's note: for all of you nit picky people out there.)Yeah if you're a summoner.
Rasa: Great now we can start fighting*turns to Ruko and Sheri* you two can just do something.
*on the battlefield*
Judge: the laws for today are no summons, color magic or items
Rasa: DAMN YOU!!!!
Marche: stop that!
Rasa: YAY! I get to go first! I know what I'll do!
Marche:*thinking*why do I have the feeling she's going to summon?
Rasa: *summons sign that says "summon"*
Other clan:*resisting the urge to laugh heads off*
Judge: infraction of summoning law ah who cares this is just too funny! *falls off chocobo and starts laughing*
Rasa: is that good?
Marche: *has hand over face*
Montblanc: I didn't know that they could summon that, kupo.
Marche: the thing is. they can't.
*at the pub*
Marche: um Rasa, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
Rasa: a 'summon' why?
Marche: *starts whacking head on wall*
*Ritz comes in*
Ritz: *sees Marche whacking his head on the wall* um Marche what are you doing
Marche: what does it look like I'm doing?
Ritz: whacking your head on the wall.
Marche: well then that's what I'm doing*continues whacking head on the wall*
Ritz: * turns to Montblanc* why is he whacking his head on the wall?
Rasa: I made a little mistake in battle.
Montblanc: more like a huge one
Rasa: *makes face at Montblanc* anyway I made a little mistake summoning.
Montblanc: that made even the judge fall off of his chocobo and start laughing, kupo
Rasa: *hits Montblanc over the head*
*Sheri and Ruko come in*
Sheri: Hey, Rasa! I heard about your mistake
Rasa: yeah I guess
Montblanc: ow, kupo. I want to know. Why is your hair blue?
Rasa: gee ask everyone with strange looking hair will you! let's just say a nuclear power plant isn't the best place to get electrocuted.
Ritz: That's just stupid.
Ruko: Yeah I figured that out long ago
Rasa: stop being mean!
Ruko: oh yeah and you choking me is nice. Oh yeah really nice*rolls eyes*
Rasa:*snickers*
*Shara comes in*
Shara: Hi Ritz I heard some noises *sees Marche* oh wait nevermind and why's Marche hitting his head on the wall?
Marche: *stops hitting head and points to Rasa* see the kid with the blue hair!? That's why!
Rasa: ok ok I'm sorry you happy?
Marche:*mumbles something*
Rasa: ok Marche's officially pissed at me.*turns to Ritz and Shara* SO... who are you two
Sheri: She's Rasa
Ruko: the moron who made the stupidest and most literal summon spell this world has ever seen.
Rasa:*hits Ruko on the head* hmph loser.
Ritz + Shara: *roll eyes*
Rasa: ok so I suck at summoning. *looks at Shara's bow* ooh an arching bow!
Ruko: oh what a joke like you can use it. You'd kill us all!
Rasa: *somehow has Shara's bow in her hand* ok now my aim is not that bad *accidentally shoots an arrow over Shara's head* ok it's that bad
Shara: *snatches bow back*
Rasa: sorry. Maybe I could have a sword
Marche: can you USE it?
Rasa: of course I got tons of cools moves.
Sheri: Which saved a clan from doom in the jagds.
Rasa: yup it's true
Everyone but Rasa/Sheri/Ruko: -_-
Rasa: ok it was a reflex
Marche: much more believable.
Rasa: right.
Ruko: when you saved them I thought I had entered another dimension
Rasa:*looking at pub notices* oh someone's trapped in the Roda volcano. Me and my friends will go!
Ruko: my friends and I, Rasa
Rasa: what are you my English teacher?!
Marche: just don't mess this up
Rasa: AYE AYE SIR!
Everyone but Rasa: -_-
Rasa: C'mon guys we've got someone to save*leaves with Ruko and Sheri*
Marche: *kneels down on floor* WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS PUNISHMENT FROM HELL?! WHAT DID I DO?!
Montblanc: we're all gonna die, kupo
To be continued.
Well did you like it, hate it, just don't give about it, can't decide or other ^_^