Author's note: update whatever I changed a few things I know it's bad but
just read it and disclaimer : I don't own FFTA square enix does
Marche: don't screw this battle like you did last time
Rasa: ok fine I won't do anything thing stupid but I need a weapon
Marche: take the Lurebreaker and don't kill me with it either
Rasa: Can I PLEASE have the purple sword
Marche: fine take the Master sword just don't kill us all
Rasa: ok *picks up Master Sword*
Marche: whatever
Rasa: *smiles*
Ruko/Sheri: HEY WHAT ABOUT US!?
Marche: uh well anything you want
Ruko: hunter I can aim
Rasa:*glares*
Sheri: I'll do the summoning
Rasa: *still glaring*
Llednar: and I'll just watch*starts to walk off*
Marche: OH no you don't invinca-boy *stops Llednar* you're staying
Llednar: oh man I have to WORK?!
Marche: I'd expect to hear THAT from Rasa
Rasa: *waving*
Marche: *grim look on face* you're not normal
Rasa: and I'm PROUD to be weird!
Marche: there is something very wrong with you
Judge: are you ready yet?
Marche: oh sorry yeah *looks toward Rasa* finally
Judge: BATTLE START!!!
Rasa: OK I'm bored already. I'm calling the shots now so who wants to verse me?!
*15 min silence*
Llednar: *scratches head*
Rasa: OK YOU GET TO VERSE ME!!!
Llednar: WTF?!
Rasa: YAY!!*walks over to center of battle arena and starts dancing*
Judge: wait am I supposed to stop this
Marche: *thinking of seam to get him out of there* I'm surrounded by a bunch of god damn idiots! *turns to judge* no wonder you get the easiest law you're such a god damn idiot!
*a seam opens*
Llednar: *walks over to Marche and slaps him* you bitch!
Marche: ow what was that for?
Llednar: for existing right now you called the seam
Marche: I DIDN'T CALL IT and you slap like a little girl!
Llednar: what was that?! I'm sorry I didn't quite HEAR you!
Marche: well then I'll say it louder; *louder* you slap like a little girl!!
Llednar: THAT'S IT!!!*starts a fight with Marche*
Ruko: *interrupting the fight* do I have to discipline you two?!
Marche/Llednar: *shake heads*
Ruko: good
*in the pub*
Ritz: I think Marche's in trouble
Montblanc: why do you think that, kupo?
Ritz: the fact that Sheri is standing next to you with her head on the table muttering 'they're all a bunch of screwed idiots'
Sheri: it was screwed from the beginning
Ritz: huh?
Sheri: Rasa decided she wanted to have a one-on-one battle, and the dumbass judge didn't even know what that meant and then a portal opened and I left
Montblanc: the one thing Marche can do without thinking is call a seam, kupo
Ritz: Well let's go save them then*walks out of pub with Shara and Montblanc*
Sheri: *sighs* this is another example of one of Rasa's crappy ideas gone horribly wrong *walks out of the pub*
*in a mysterious ruin*
Rasa: where the HELL are we?!
Marche: how the hell would I know?
Llednar: well you called it
Marche: DID NOT!
Llednar: DID TOO!
Marche: DID NOT!
Llednar: DID TOO!
Ruko: WHAT THE HELL'D I TELL YOU TWO?!
Marche/Llednar: to stop fighting
Ruko: THANK YOU
Rasa: now we should find a way out of here
Everyone else: NO CRAP STUPID!!
Rasa: gee you don't have to be so mean...
*at berverina palace*
Judge: um they disappeared
Ritz: you've been telling me that for two hours!
Judge: well that's all I know
Ritz: you're a pinhead
Judge: huh?
Montblanc: I don't think we got anywhere
Sheri: they're really screwed now
Shara: any ideas on how to get the portal open
Sheri: OPEN SESAME!!!!!!
*everyone stares at Sheri*
Sheri: ok I'm all out of ideas
Shara: big help
*back in the ruins Rasa and co come to a gap*
Llednar: so how do we get across this?
Rasa: don't worry I've got my grapple hook*throw grapple over to other side and swings over but hits the wall* ow *falls down the jagged cliff hitting the sides of the cliff* ow AH its hurts I think I just broke my spine here
Marche: doesn't even shut up when dieing
Llednar: *in a stupid voice* that's very observant, Mr. Obvious
Marche: shut up
Rasa:*hits bottom of cliff* ow
Ruko: Hey that's ok we found a bridge!
Rasa: that's nice and all but GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND HELP ME
Ruko: ok just walk up the stairs!
Rasa: I hate you
*at Berverina palace*
*Babus comes in*
Sheri: so we haven't got any ideas at all
Shara: well duh if we had an idea we would have used it
Babus: what is going on here?
Sheri: we have NO idea
Montblanc: long story, kupo
Babus: just tell me
Montblanc: ok Sheri, kupo, can tell you
Sheri: wait a sec you're that whiny prince's personal bitch er I mean mage right
Babus: yes that's me Babus Swain
Sheri: good for you! Anyway how about you help us get our friends back from uh somewhere
Babus: well I heard a seam had opened here so I.
Sheri: whatever lets just go
Ritz: where?
Sheri: I don't know
Ok was that a little better than the last one I hope so I took me forever to think of and REVIEW PLEASE IT'S NOT THAT HARD ^_^
Marche: don't screw this battle like you did last time
Rasa: ok fine I won't do anything thing stupid but I need a weapon
Marche: take the Lurebreaker and don't kill me with it either
Rasa: Can I PLEASE have the purple sword
Marche: fine take the Master sword just don't kill us all
Rasa: ok *picks up Master Sword*
Marche: whatever
Rasa: *smiles*
Ruko/Sheri: HEY WHAT ABOUT US!?
Marche: uh well anything you want
Ruko: hunter I can aim
Rasa:*glares*
Sheri: I'll do the summoning
Rasa: *still glaring*
Llednar: and I'll just watch*starts to walk off*
Marche: OH no you don't invinca-boy *stops Llednar* you're staying
Llednar: oh man I have to WORK?!
Marche: I'd expect to hear THAT from Rasa
Rasa: *waving*
Marche: *grim look on face* you're not normal
Rasa: and I'm PROUD to be weird!
Marche: there is something very wrong with you
Judge: are you ready yet?
Marche: oh sorry yeah *looks toward Rasa* finally
Judge: BATTLE START!!!
Rasa: OK I'm bored already. I'm calling the shots now so who wants to verse me?!
*15 min silence*
Llednar: *scratches head*
Rasa: OK YOU GET TO VERSE ME!!!
Llednar: WTF?!
Rasa: YAY!!*walks over to center of battle arena and starts dancing*
Judge: wait am I supposed to stop this
Marche: *thinking of seam to get him out of there* I'm surrounded by a bunch of god damn idiots! *turns to judge* no wonder you get the easiest law you're such a god damn idiot!
*a seam opens*
Llednar: *walks over to Marche and slaps him* you bitch!
Marche: ow what was that for?
Llednar: for existing right now you called the seam
Marche: I DIDN'T CALL IT and you slap like a little girl!
Llednar: what was that?! I'm sorry I didn't quite HEAR you!
Marche: well then I'll say it louder; *louder* you slap like a little girl!!
Llednar: THAT'S IT!!!*starts a fight with Marche*
Ruko: *interrupting the fight* do I have to discipline you two?!
Marche/Llednar: *shake heads*
Ruko: good
*in the pub*
Ritz: I think Marche's in trouble
Montblanc: why do you think that, kupo?
Ritz: the fact that Sheri is standing next to you with her head on the table muttering 'they're all a bunch of screwed idiots'
Sheri: it was screwed from the beginning
Ritz: huh?
Sheri: Rasa decided she wanted to have a one-on-one battle, and the dumbass judge didn't even know what that meant and then a portal opened and I left
Montblanc: the one thing Marche can do without thinking is call a seam, kupo
Ritz: Well let's go save them then*walks out of pub with Shara and Montblanc*
Sheri: *sighs* this is another example of one of Rasa's crappy ideas gone horribly wrong *walks out of the pub*
*in a mysterious ruin*
Rasa: where the HELL are we?!
Marche: how the hell would I know?
Llednar: well you called it
Marche: DID NOT!
Llednar: DID TOO!
Marche: DID NOT!
Llednar: DID TOO!
Ruko: WHAT THE HELL'D I TELL YOU TWO?!
Marche/Llednar: to stop fighting
Ruko: THANK YOU
Rasa: now we should find a way out of here
Everyone else: NO CRAP STUPID!!
Rasa: gee you don't have to be so mean...
*at berverina palace*
Judge: um they disappeared
Ritz: you've been telling me that for two hours!
Judge: well that's all I know
Ritz: you're a pinhead
Judge: huh?
Montblanc: I don't think we got anywhere
Sheri: they're really screwed now
Shara: any ideas on how to get the portal open
Sheri: OPEN SESAME!!!!!!
*everyone stares at Sheri*
Sheri: ok I'm all out of ideas
Shara: big help
*back in the ruins Rasa and co come to a gap*
Llednar: so how do we get across this?
Rasa: don't worry I've got my grapple hook*throw grapple over to other side and swings over but hits the wall* ow *falls down the jagged cliff hitting the sides of the cliff* ow AH its hurts I think I just broke my spine here
Marche: doesn't even shut up when dieing
Llednar: *in a stupid voice* that's very observant, Mr. Obvious
Marche: shut up
Rasa:*hits bottom of cliff* ow
Ruko: Hey that's ok we found a bridge!
Rasa: that's nice and all but GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND HELP ME
Ruko: ok just walk up the stairs!
Rasa: I hate you
*at Berverina palace*
*Babus comes in*
Sheri: so we haven't got any ideas at all
Shara: well duh if we had an idea we would have used it
Babus: what is going on here?
Sheri: we have NO idea
Montblanc: long story, kupo
Babus: just tell me
Montblanc: ok Sheri, kupo, can tell you
Sheri: wait a sec you're that whiny prince's personal bitch er I mean mage right
Babus: yes that's me Babus Swain
Sheri: good for you! Anyway how about you help us get our friends back from uh somewhere
Babus: well I heard a seam had opened here so I.
Sheri: whatever lets just go
Ritz: where?
Sheri: I don't know
Ok was that a little better than the last one I hope so I took me forever to think of and REVIEW PLEASE IT'S NOT THAT HARD ^_^