F.I.D.A.R.
Disclaimer: I own not the Ranma 1/2. It belongs to Rumiko Takahashi, and other people. So there.
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High above the sewers, two skilled martial artists battled, one, a Japanese boy wearing a red Chinese shirt with black pants, and another, a Japanese boy wearing a yellow shirt, black pants, and a yellow bandanna. As they fought, the crowd that had gathered around them began to evacuate the area, as the property damage became worse by the minute. Because someone could like, get seriously injured if they all stayed there.
"Who're those guys? And why is that pigtailed one wearing the same thing I am?" Ranma Saotome asked Ryouga Hibiki as they stood in front of the gates of the Tendou home, watching the fight that went on in the street.
"How should I know? I just got here, ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT I'M STALKING EVERY FREAKING JAPANESE TEENAGE BOY WEARING THE EXACT SAME OUTFIT AS YOU ARE??!!!" Ryouga shouted.
"What'chu talkin' 'bout, Pig-boy? I was just askin' if you had any idea who they were man, jeez." Ranma said. "And are you stalking me?!"
"I never said I was stalking you!! You're just making assumptions!! I hate you for that!! Ranma, prepare to die!!" Ryouga roared, then promptly charged into the fight between their look alikes, that were still fighting.
"Whatever man," Ranma muttered and then turned around, "as Akane walked out of the house, her foot steps seeming to echo as she walked towards the gate, then raised her hands to push the gate open. Her hair blowing in the windy weather, Akane then looked up at the sky, poin-" She then proceeded to sucker punch Ranma to shut him up.
"Ranma, the next time Kasumi lets me cook, I just might poison your food," Akane threatened.
"But you already do!!" Ranma yelled before Akane slugged him again. "I'm going to sue you for assault..."
"Ranma!! For threatening to sue Akane for assaulting you physically prepare to die!!" Ryouga shouted, walking away from the the look alikes.
"Hey I'll sue you too man!!" Ranma shouted back.
Akane just sort of backed away slowly.
"Are you trying to say that I'm going to kill you??!!!!" Ryouga asked loudly.
"You said it not me man," Ranma said while shrugging. "All the more evidence to use against ya, Pig-boy."
"That's it!! Prepare to actually be murdered this time!!" Ryouga then snatched two bandannas off of his head, then tossed them at Ranma as they turned as stiff as steel. Ranma avoided them by simply crouching down, letting them fly over his head. The bandannas changed course and flew straight towards the Ranma look alike.
"Huh?" Ranma #2 said just before his head was sliced off by the two yellow weapons of death. His head slowly slid off his shoulders and hit the ground, making a thud sound as his blood oozed into the street. His body followed moments later, after a stream of blood sprayed out of his neck.
Ryouga took this time to break dance, as the original Ranma broke down in uncontrollable sobs of anguish. Ryouga #2 gave Ryouga a high-five, then Mousse dropped by and they planned a party. Much rejoicing went on for many days.
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"Gaah!!" Pantyhose Tarou suddenly woke up in a cold sweat. Then got up from his sleeping bag. "I just had a horrible dream, that Fem-boy was brutally murdered and no one even told me about the party!!"
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End Notes: *points* Look! A better fanfiction!! *runs*
Disclaimer: I own not the Ranma 1/2. It belongs to Rumiko Takahashi, and other people. So there.
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High above the sewers, two skilled martial artists battled, one, a Japanese boy wearing a red Chinese shirt with black pants, and another, a Japanese boy wearing a yellow shirt, black pants, and a yellow bandanna. As they fought, the crowd that had gathered around them began to evacuate the area, as the property damage became worse by the minute. Because someone could like, get seriously injured if they all stayed there.
"Who're those guys? And why is that pigtailed one wearing the same thing I am?" Ranma Saotome asked Ryouga Hibiki as they stood in front of the gates of the Tendou home, watching the fight that went on in the street.
"How should I know? I just got here, ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT I'M STALKING EVERY FREAKING JAPANESE TEENAGE BOY WEARING THE EXACT SAME OUTFIT AS YOU ARE??!!!" Ryouga shouted.
"What'chu talkin' 'bout, Pig-boy? I was just askin' if you had any idea who they were man, jeez." Ranma said. "And are you stalking me?!"
"I never said I was stalking you!! You're just making assumptions!! I hate you for that!! Ranma, prepare to die!!" Ryouga roared, then promptly charged into the fight between their look alikes, that were still fighting.
"Whatever man," Ranma muttered and then turned around, "as Akane walked out of the house, her foot steps seeming to echo as she walked towards the gate, then raised her hands to push the gate open. Her hair blowing in the windy weather, Akane then looked up at the sky, poin-" She then proceeded to sucker punch Ranma to shut him up.
"Ranma, the next time Kasumi lets me cook, I just might poison your food," Akane threatened.
"But you already do!!" Ranma yelled before Akane slugged him again. "I'm going to sue you for assault..."
"Ranma!! For threatening to sue Akane for assaulting you physically prepare to die!!" Ryouga shouted, walking away from the the look alikes.
"Hey I'll sue you too man!!" Ranma shouted back.
Akane just sort of backed away slowly.
"Are you trying to say that I'm going to kill you??!!!!" Ryouga asked loudly.
"You said it not me man," Ranma said while shrugging. "All the more evidence to use against ya, Pig-boy."
"That's it!! Prepare to actually be murdered this time!!" Ryouga then snatched two bandannas off of his head, then tossed them at Ranma as they turned as stiff as steel. Ranma avoided them by simply crouching down, letting them fly over his head. The bandannas changed course and flew straight towards the Ranma look alike.
"Huh?" Ranma #2 said just before his head was sliced off by the two yellow weapons of death. His head slowly slid off his shoulders and hit the ground, making a thud sound as his blood oozed into the street. His body followed moments later, after a stream of blood sprayed out of his neck.
Ryouga took this time to break dance, as the original Ranma broke down in uncontrollable sobs of anguish. Ryouga #2 gave Ryouga a high-five, then Mousse dropped by and they planned a party. Much rejoicing went on for many days.
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"Gaah!!" Pantyhose Tarou suddenly woke up in a cold sweat. Then got up from his sleeping bag. "I just had a horrible dream, that Fem-boy was brutally murdered and no one even told me about the party!!"
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End Notes: *points* Look! A better fanfiction!! *runs*