I do not ownth The Legend of Zelda Series, or Behind The Music. However, I do
ownth Behind the Video Game. You can not take that from me! You can take my
life, but you can never take MY FREEDOM!!!!
Tonight, on Behind The Video Game: (theme music plays, shows quick pictures of
all the Zelda games.) The Legend of Zelda is arguably the best series ever. But was
slicing Moblins really that exciting behind the screens?
Link: I was worked like a DOG.
Marth,high school friend and apartment mate of Link: He worked like a DOG.
Shigeru Miyamoto, CEO of Nintendo: He... had a very good work ethic.
Tonight, we see if being the game of the century was really enough for the stars of the
Legend of Zelda. (Theme plays, words flash on screen: Swords, Lies, Heroes, Villains,
Secondary Characters.)
Here, in the the sleepy town of Eluryh, (el-er-ya) Alabama, is where the warrior was born,
and where he got his first taste of weaponry.
Link: In third grade, my mom gave me a weed-whacker. It was FUN to use. I would
chop down grass and bushes all day. One day, a (cough) bird got too close to the
whacker, and, well...
Marth: Eluryh farmers hated him from then on.
Despite angry chicken farmers, Link successfully graduated from high school
and went to Georgia State College, where he majored in public speaking. In the
dorm, he spent much of his time playing Atari.
Link: Considering my major, you'd think I would talk in my games.
Yami Keto, plays Yami Yugi on Yu-Gi-Oh: Being roomates with Link was great.
We would play Pong and Burgertime all night. I always won, of course, hee hee..
Jason, aka Blaster Master, another roommate: They would play at the arcade
until the cows came home!
(Extreme close-up of cow, who moos as dramatic music plays.)
Cows or no cows, Link graduated Alpha Kappa Euro, and moved into the
apartment of his old buddy Marth .
Link: There just were not many jobs for people with my major. Fortunately, I
managed to find a way onto the gaming scene. I was at a typing seminar, and the
man next to me said I had great-looking wrists. It was weird, but for some reason
I thanked him, and asked him who he was. When he told me, I was amazed. I was
talking to the director of Donkey Kong, Shigeru Miyamoto!
Miyamoto: I had been looking for a action hero to rival that square in
Adventure, and after Link showed me his skills with a weed-whacker, I got him a
sword to practice with. I knew he was destined for greatness.
Marth: The landlord was really ticked about the chicken bodies and the slash
marks in the walls.
The Legend of Zelda hero was found. But would Miyamoto find a Villain and a
damsel in time? Next:
Ganondork: ITS GANONDORF, NOT GANONDORK, YOU DUMB NARRATOR!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So, how did thou like my first try? If thou hadst the month or day that some of the old Zelda games hath been released, please reviewth them to me. Be back in a week. Many thanks, Sir Exal.
P.S. That freedom thing was from Braveheart.
ownth Behind the Video Game. You can not take that from me! You can take my
life, but you can never take MY FREEDOM!!!!
Tonight, on Behind The Video Game: (theme music plays, shows quick pictures of
all the Zelda games.) The Legend of Zelda is arguably the best series ever. But was
slicing Moblins really that exciting behind the screens?
Link: I was worked like a DOG.
Marth,high school friend and apartment mate of Link: He worked like a DOG.
Shigeru Miyamoto, CEO of Nintendo: He... had a very good work ethic.
Tonight, we see if being the game of the century was really enough for the stars of the
Legend of Zelda. (Theme plays, words flash on screen: Swords, Lies, Heroes, Villains,
Secondary Characters.)
Here, in the the sleepy town of Eluryh, (el-er-ya) Alabama, is where the warrior was born,
and where he got his first taste of weaponry.
Link: In third grade, my mom gave me a weed-whacker. It was FUN to use. I would
chop down grass and bushes all day. One day, a (cough) bird got too close to the
whacker, and, well...
Marth: Eluryh farmers hated him from then on.
Despite angry chicken farmers, Link successfully graduated from high school
and went to Georgia State College, where he majored in public speaking. In the
dorm, he spent much of his time playing Atari.
Link: Considering my major, you'd think I would talk in my games.
Yami Keto, plays Yami Yugi on Yu-Gi-Oh: Being roomates with Link was great.
We would play Pong and Burgertime all night. I always won, of course, hee hee..
Jason, aka Blaster Master, another roommate: They would play at the arcade
until the cows came home!
(Extreme close-up of cow, who moos as dramatic music plays.)
Cows or no cows, Link graduated Alpha Kappa Euro, and moved into the
apartment of his old buddy Marth .
Link: There just were not many jobs for people with my major. Fortunately, I
managed to find a way onto the gaming scene. I was at a typing seminar, and the
man next to me said I had great-looking wrists. It was weird, but for some reason
I thanked him, and asked him who he was. When he told me, I was amazed. I was
talking to the director of Donkey Kong, Shigeru Miyamoto!
Miyamoto: I had been looking for a action hero to rival that square in
Adventure, and after Link showed me his skills with a weed-whacker, I got him a
sword to practice with. I knew he was destined for greatness.
Marth: The landlord was really ticked about the chicken bodies and the slash
marks in the walls.
The Legend of Zelda hero was found. But would Miyamoto find a Villain and a
damsel in time? Next:
Ganondork: ITS GANONDORF, NOT GANONDORK, YOU DUMB NARRATOR!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So, how did thou like my first try? If thou hadst the month or day that some of the old Zelda games hath been released, please reviewth them to me. Be back in a week. Many thanks, Sir Exal.
P.S. That freedom thing was from Braveheart.