Helloth! I, Sir Exal, am backth. I am a greath writer! Why did I only
get
oneth review after
my firsth chapter? REVIEW, OR I SHALL SUCK OUT YOUR BRAINSTH!
HAHAHAHAHA!
(Sir Exal comes in)
Hi, I am back, and...wattson dee, (look for his story, coming soon.)
have you
been
pretending to be me again?
wd: uh...Noth
(Sigh) I knew it. Just because you do not haveth a story does not mean
you
can taketh
over mine.
wd: (looks sad)
Fine, you can do the disclaimer.
wd: ^_^ Sir Exal does not own own The Legend of Zelda, nor does he own
Behind
the Music.
He owns all ideas in this fanfic... wait, does that mean he owns me!?
AHHHHHHHH! (runs
around in circles)
Hee hee... enjoy the new chapter. Oh, by the way, I promised Ganondorf
I will
not callth him
Ganondork anymore...
(picture of chessboard at a national championship, white has a king and
a few
pawns left,
while black still has nearly all his pieces.)
Assistant to White player: Well, you have very few moves left... but I
have
good news.
White player: I can still win?
Assistant to White player: No, I just saved a bunch of money on my car
insurance by
switching to Geico. Good luck. (leaves)
Voice: Geico. 15 minutes or more can save you 15% or more on car
insurance.
Welcome back to... Behind the Video Game (theme music plays, words
flash on
screen:
slashing, Bosses, Mock, YEAH, ing, YEAH, Bird, YEAH.)
The Legend of Zelda was a huge success, but Nintendo needed more.
Link: We just did not want to die out like Bubsy and Master Blaster
would
later.
Bubsy & Master Blaster: Hey!
Zelda: We knew two things: We needed another game, and Nintendo was
making a
big fuss
about their Game Boy, which was still being developed. So, we decided
to make
a game on
the Game Boy.
Ganonjerk: We decided to tell Shigeru about it.
Shigeru Miyamoto, director of the Legend of Zelda: I was unsure about
putting such
colorful people on a handheld, and my partners agreed with me. I
calmly told
them, no
handhelds.
Link: He demanded that we do our work ONLY on consoles.
Ganondorm room: It may have gotten to death threats at one time.
The team went to work on The Legend of Link, but with things that were
not
seen in the
first game.
Link: We had magic spells,
Zelda: RPG level upping,
Ganonwharf: A snack table,
Miayamoto: the side scrolling action,
Man the Cannondorf!: and a $250 a week pay raise!
Link: As we were making it, we still had the urge to be shown on the
Game
Boy. So, I
worked late with some of the cast and crew members, and started to
create a
game.
But the long hours and the two different games he worked on took his
toll, as
this shows.
clip
(Marin is pacing worriedly, while Link sleeps in the bed...Marin then
sees
that Link is still
not awake, and paces faster, and faster, until)
Link: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Marin: Crap, he is really asleep! Someone get a bucket of water and
some
coffee!
Marth, Apartment... Aw, you know: I do not think Shigeru bought that he
was
tring to get
through one more level of Phantasy Star every night.
But, narcolepsy aside, both games were making progress.
Miamoto: The Legend of Link was ready to go in November, but, once
again, we
ran into
problems with the title. Thew focus groups said that compleatly
changing
the title to The
Legend Of Link would turn off some of our players.
Zelda: I could of told them that.
Link: So the title became: Zelda II: The Adventure of Link.
Comic Book Guy, Comic Book Guy: There is no feeling I had for the game
other
than
disapointment at the loss of similarities. Then I played it and it
showed
that games do not
have to be simliar to be great. Now remember, it is a $100 minimum
purchase
for
interviews. May I recommend this video of a rare episode of The Mario
Brothers Super
Show, in which Luigi goes on a killing spree?
Link: I realized that with The Adventure of Link finished, I could no
longer
work secretly
on The Game Boy version... but it did not matter. I had something
better to
do anyway.
Ganonfourth place: Yeah, go on dates with every girl that crossed your
path!
The big N
was trying out other series...Mega Man, the Battletoads--I am still
friends
with
Pimple--and Final Fantasy.
Zelda: We appreciated the break.
But, with the upcoming creation of the SNES, the break was not going to
last
long. Coming
up:
Link: Yes, I took the Mario cape from his dressing room to put in the
game.
But really,
where was I going to find another magic cape?(pauses) Yeah...a guess
you
could find it at
Magic Capes R Us...but still...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Another chapter ist down... and I am still waiting for more
reviews. So..
3 4 shut the Ganondoor: You called me everything BUT Ganondorf!!!!
Prepare to
die! HAAAA
(begins warlock punch)
( I pressth B, pullth out wattson dee.)
Ganon and on and on and ondorf: AHHHH! ( hits wattson dee, wattson dee
counters,
Ganondorf goes flying) IIIIEEEE!
wd: ^.^
See what a little SSBM experance can do? Seeth you next time.
get
oneth review after
my firsth chapter? REVIEW, OR I SHALL SUCK OUT YOUR BRAINSTH!
HAHAHAHAHA!
(Sir Exal comes in)
Hi, I am back, and...wattson dee, (look for his story, coming soon.)
have you
been
pretending to be me again?
wd: uh...Noth
(Sigh) I knew it. Just because you do not haveth a story does not mean
you
can taketh
over mine.
wd: (looks sad)
Fine, you can do the disclaimer.
wd: ^_^ Sir Exal does not own own The Legend of Zelda, nor does he own
Behind
the Music.
He owns all ideas in this fanfic... wait, does that mean he owns me!?
AHHHHHHHH! (runs
around in circles)
Hee hee... enjoy the new chapter. Oh, by the way, I promised Ganondorf
I will
not callth him
Ganondork anymore...
(picture of chessboard at a national championship, white has a king and
a few
pawns left,
while black still has nearly all his pieces.)
Assistant to White player: Well, you have very few moves left... but I
have
good news.
White player: I can still win?
Assistant to White player: No, I just saved a bunch of money on my car
insurance by
switching to Geico. Good luck. (leaves)
Voice: Geico. 15 minutes or more can save you 15% or more on car
insurance.
Welcome back to... Behind the Video Game (theme music plays, words
flash on
screen:
slashing, Bosses, Mock, YEAH, ing, YEAH, Bird, YEAH.)
The Legend of Zelda was a huge success, but Nintendo needed more.
Link: We just did not want to die out like Bubsy and Master Blaster
would
later.
Bubsy & Master Blaster: Hey!
Zelda: We knew two things: We needed another game, and Nintendo was
making a
big fuss
about their Game Boy, which was still being developed. So, we decided
to make
a game on
the Game Boy.
Ganonjerk: We decided to tell Shigeru about it.
Shigeru Miyamoto, director of the Legend of Zelda: I was unsure about
putting such
colorful people on a handheld, and my partners agreed with me. I
calmly told
them, no
handhelds.
Link: He demanded that we do our work ONLY on consoles.
Ganondorm room: It may have gotten to death threats at one time.
The team went to work on The Legend of Link, but with things that were
not
seen in the
first game.
Link: We had magic spells,
Zelda: RPG level upping,
Ganonwharf: A snack table,
Miayamoto: the side scrolling action,
Man the Cannondorf!: and a $250 a week pay raise!
Link: As we were making it, we still had the urge to be shown on the
Game
Boy. So, I
worked late with some of the cast and crew members, and started to
create a
game.
But the long hours and the two different games he worked on took his
toll, as
this shows.
clip
(Marin is pacing worriedly, while Link sleeps in the bed...Marin then
sees
that Link is still
not awake, and paces faster, and faster, until)
Link: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Marin: Crap, he is really asleep! Someone get a bucket of water and
some
coffee!
Marth, Apartment... Aw, you know: I do not think Shigeru bought that he
was
tring to get
through one more level of Phantasy Star every night.
But, narcolepsy aside, both games were making progress.
Miamoto: The Legend of Link was ready to go in November, but, once
again, we
ran into
problems with the title. Thew focus groups said that compleatly
changing
the title to The
Legend Of Link would turn off some of our players.
Zelda: I could of told them that.
Link: So the title became: Zelda II: The Adventure of Link.
Comic Book Guy, Comic Book Guy: There is no feeling I had for the game
other
than
disapointment at the loss of similarities. Then I played it and it
showed
that games do not
have to be simliar to be great. Now remember, it is a $100 minimum
purchase
for
interviews. May I recommend this video of a rare episode of The Mario
Brothers Super
Show, in which Luigi goes on a killing spree?
Link: I realized that with The Adventure of Link finished, I could no
longer
work secretly
on The Game Boy version... but it did not matter. I had something
better to
do anyway.
Ganonfourth place: Yeah, go on dates with every girl that crossed your
path!
The big N
was trying out other series...Mega Man, the Battletoads--I am still
friends
with
Pimple--and Final Fantasy.
Zelda: We appreciated the break.
But, with the upcoming creation of the SNES, the break was not going to
last
long. Coming
up:
Link: Yes, I took the Mario cape from his dressing room to put in the
game.
But really,
where was I going to find another magic cape?(pauses) Yeah...a guess
you
could find it at
Magic Capes R Us...but still...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Another chapter ist down... and I am still waiting for more
reviews. So..
3 4 shut the Ganondoor: You called me everything BUT Ganondorf!!!!
Prepare to
die! HAAAA
(begins warlock punch)
( I pressth B, pullth out wattson dee.)
Ganon and on and on and ondorf: AHHHH! ( hits wattson dee, wattson dee
counters,
Ganondorf goes flying) IIIIEEEE!
wd: ^.^
See what a little SSBM experance can do? Seeth you next time.