MY LORDE! Why have I gotten only one review since my second chapter?
Art my
story not good enough for thee? ERRRGGGGHHHH! Sorry, just hast to leth
off
some steam... But I would liketh some more reviews. SO PLEASE readth
and
reviewth.
Disclaimer: Yessss...I ownth The Legend of Zelda... I also ownth Behind
the
Music... I own them... My precioussss... (Laughs Maniacally) (get
carried off
by guys in white shirts)
Ganondorf: Sir Exal owns nothing. Now go away, I have to get in my spot
before the commercial ends.
Host-like guy: O.K... open your eyes.
Husband: Oh my...this house is a wreck!
Wife: The paints are still out!
Host-like guy: Yeah...the Jeffersons really did a number on your house.
But I
do have good news.
Wife: You just saved a bunch of money on your car by switching to
Geico.
Host-like guy: No, I lowered my cholesterol today.
Honey Nut Bee: Bee Happy. Bee Healthy.
Welcome back to: Behind the Video Game (theme music plays, words
flash on
screen: Elves, Dekus, Mary Sues, Lions, Tigers, Bears, Oh My!)
Nintendo was coming up with a new game system, the Super NES. What
would this
hold for the hero? No one expected the answer.
Link: I was an early play tester for Super Mario World. I was elated,
because this meant I could work on my pet project, the Game Boy Zelda.
And that pet project would bring more than just petting...
Zelda: It happened so gradually, I barely noticed. Link and Marin
holding
hands, the occasional date... It was almost magic.
Magic...that would threaten to rip the team apart.
Shigeru Miyamoto: As he started work on the SNES game I, noticed he
was
slacking off...forgetting lines, getting pounded in to the dirt by
Octoroks, that
sort of thing.
Ganondor (AHEM!) f: I recognized it immediately as Smallpox. Then I
read
about smallpox a bit and realized that Link was in love. I told
Shigeru and he
could not believe it.
Shigeru: I did not even know celebrities actually fell in love.
Link: When he asked me about who my crush was on, I made the mistake of
saying that I met her while working on the other game...soon, I had
admitted
everything.
Zelda: Shigeru hated the Game Boy Game idea. He yelled at Link until
his
voice gave out. Actually, I think Shigeru kept yelling after Link lost
his voice.
Link: He docked my pay and made me work overtime in the dark world.
(chuckles) I do not think A Link to the Past would have been as good
without my
overtime.
Zelda: Marin heard about this, and she ran home.
Ganondorf: None of us saw her for several months.
Link: I tried calling her, but got this recording: You have reached
Marin. Do
not bother leaving a message, I will probably just end up ruining your
life.
Zelda: He took the rage out on us... I tried to understand, but...it
was
hard.
Shigeru: I was no longer seeing the passion Link usually put into his
work. I
took him off decaf, then asked Zelda what was wrong.
Zelda: I told him that he missed his new game, and he missed Marin. We
put
our heads together, rubbed them in pain, and got an idea. I showed
Shigeru what
we had done on the Game Boy game, which Link then called Zelda GB, and
he
liked it. We knew how to combine bringing back both.
Shigeru: I called Marin explaining our plan, then Link telling him to
film
more of Zelda GB.
Link: I was walking on a part of the set, when I heard the voice of
Marin
calling for help. She was stuck on a crumbling part of the set. Without
thinking, I used my Hookshot to hook a rock behind her, and zoom her to
safety. I
heard applause. The whole thing had been filmed! It was like I woke up
from a funk
that day. Marin and I looked into the other ones eyes and kissed. Our
first
real kiss, on screen. It was beautiful. (starts to sob)
Shigeru: We named the game Links Awakening after that.
The Legend of Zelda: A link to the Past was sent to stores in April
1992,
even with the Link/Marin romance growing, with Links Awakening to
follow in
August a year later.
Hsu Tanaka, Game designer, Tanaka Gaming: A Link to the Past was
awesome.
The third best video game of all time. It was a guide for lots of
knockoffs.
Chan Tanaka, Game designer, Tanaka Gaming: Those trees are not
trademarked,
right?
Hsu: I'll ask. Hey Chan, you should tell them about Links Awakening.
Chan: Sure. First the alarm clock goes off, and Link hits it. Then
he...what?
Oh, I stalked him for a while in 93. Anyway...Where are you taking me?
(Police officers arrest Chan and shove him into the police car.)
(Hsu is amazed.)
Link and Marin were married the day after Links Awakening hit stores.
Link: we spent our Honeymoon, of all places, on the now peaceful set of
A
Link to the Past.
Zelda: We wanted to start the next game, The Legend of Zelda: The Great
Trek,
quickly. But some news came that rocked all of our worlds.
Ganondorf: Hey, I am back! Anyway, we learned that Marin had gotten
breast
cancer. The production was put on hold while we waited tensely for what
would
happen.
The bombshell had had hit. (picture of nuclear explosion) What would
happen
to the series in its nuclear winter? Next:
Link: (sobs uncontrollably) TURN OFF THE CAMERA!!!!! (fires arrow at
screen,
lots of static).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GIVETH ME REVIEWS!!!!!! EVEN FLAMES!!!!!!! Whooo... I art sane again,
but
don't worry. It will be goneth by next week.
wd: HI! My story, Murder on Smasher Street, will be up very soon! Like
today
or tomorrow!
MURDER??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wd: Looks like he is not as sane as he thought... See ya!
Art my
story not good enough for thee? ERRRGGGGHHHH! Sorry, just hast to leth
off
some steam... But I would liketh some more reviews. SO PLEASE readth
and
reviewth.
Disclaimer: Yessss...I ownth The Legend of Zelda... I also ownth Behind
the
Music... I own them... My precioussss... (Laughs Maniacally) (get
carried off
by guys in white shirts)
Ganondorf: Sir Exal owns nothing. Now go away, I have to get in my spot
before the commercial ends.
Host-like guy: O.K... open your eyes.
Husband: Oh my...this house is a wreck!
Wife: The paints are still out!
Host-like guy: Yeah...the Jeffersons really did a number on your house.
But I
do have good news.
Wife: You just saved a bunch of money on your car by switching to
Geico.
Host-like guy: No, I lowered my cholesterol today.
Honey Nut Bee: Bee Happy. Bee Healthy.
Welcome back to: Behind the Video Game (theme music plays, words
flash on
screen: Elves, Dekus, Mary Sues, Lions, Tigers, Bears, Oh My!)
Nintendo was coming up with a new game system, the Super NES. What
would this
hold for the hero? No one expected the answer.
Link: I was an early play tester for Super Mario World. I was elated,
because this meant I could work on my pet project, the Game Boy Zelda.
And that pet project would bring more than just petting...
Zelda: It happened so gradually, I barely noticed. Link and Marin
holding
hands, the occasional date... It was almost magic.
Magic...that would threaten to rip the team apart.
Shigeru Miyamoto: As he started work on the SNES game I, noticed he
was
slacking off...forgetting lines, getting pounded in to the dirt by
Octoroks, that
sort of thing.
Ganondor (AHEM!) f: I recognized it immediately as Smallpox. Then I
read
about smallpox a bit and realized that Link was in love. I told
Shigeru and he
could not believe it.
Shigeru: I did not even know celebrities actually fell in love.
Link: When he asked me about who my crush was on, I made the mistake of
saying that I met her while working on the other game...soon, I had
admitted
everything.
Zelda: Shigeru hated the Game Boy Game idea. He yelled at Link until
his
voice gave out. Actually, I think Shigeru kept yelling after Link lost
his voice.
Link: He docked my pay and made me work overtime in the dark world.
(chuckles) I do not think A Link to the Past would have been as good
without my
overtime.
Zelda: Marin heard about this, and she ran home.
Ganondorf: None of us saw her for several months.
Link: I tried calling her, but got this recording: You have reached
Marin. Do
not bother leaving a message, I will probably just end up ruining your
life.
Zelda: He took the rage out on us... I tried to understand, but...it
was
hard.
Shigeru: I was no longer seeing the passion Link usually put into his
work. I
took him off decaf, then asked Zelda what was wrong.
Zelda: I told him that he missed his new game, and he missed Marin. We
put
our heads together, rubbed them in pain, and got an idea. I showed
Shigeru what
we had done on the Game Boy game, which Link then called Zelda GB, and
he
liked it. We knew how to combine bringing back both.
Shigeru: I called Marin explaining our plan, then Link telling him to
film
more of Zelda GB.
Link: I was walking on a part of the set, when I heard the voice of
Marin
calling for help. She was stuck on a crumbling part of the set. Without
thinking, I used my Hookshot to hook a rock behind her, and zoom her to
safety. I
heard applause. The whole thing had been filmed! It was like I woke up
from a funk
that day. Marin and I looked into the other ones eyes and kissed. Our
first
real kiss, on screen. It was beautiful. (starts to sob)
Shigeru: We named the game Links Awakening after that.
The Legend of Zelda: A link to the Past was sent to stores in April
1992,
even with the Link/Marin romance growing, with Links Awakening to
follow in
August a year later.
Hsu Tanaka, Game designer, Tanaka Gaming: A Link to the Past was
awesome.
The third best video game of all time. It was a guide for lots of
knockoffs.
Chan Tanaka, Game designer, Tanaka Gaming: Those trees are not
trademarked,
right?
Hsu: I'll ask. Hey Chan, you should tell them about Links Awakening.
Chan: Sure. First the alarm clock goes off, and Link hits it. Then
he...what?
Oh, I stalked him for a while in 93. Anyway...Where are you taking me?
(Police officers arrest Chan and shove him into the police car.)
(Hsu is amazed.)
Link and Marin were married the day after Links Awakening hit stores.
Link: we spent our Honeymoon, of all places, on the now peaceful set of
A
Link to the Past.
Zelda: We wanted to start the next game, The Legend of Zelda: The Great
Trek,
quickly. But some news came that rocked all of our worlds.
Ganondorf: Hey, I am back! Anyway, we learned that Marin had gotten
breast
cancer. The production was put on hold while we waited tensely for what
would
happen.
The bombshell had had hit. (picture of nuclear explosion) What would
happen
to the series in its nuclear winter? Next:
Link: (sobs uncontrollably) TURN OFF THE CAMERA!!!!! (fires arrow at
screen,
lots of static).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GIVETH ME REVIEWS!!!!!! EVEN FLAMES!!!!!!! Whooo... I art sane again,
but
don't worry. It will be goneth by next week.
wd: HI! My story, Murder on Smasher Street, will be up very soon! Like
today
or tomorrow!
MURDER??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wd: Looks like he is not as sane as he thought... See ya!