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Oh, Piccolo, how much do I love thee?
Shooting energy blasts from fingertips,
flying over land and over sea,
Over mine, I'd love to feel your green lips.
Your perfect viridian complexion
and power of regenerating parts,
makes girls drool over your fight scenes and then,
captures all of your crazy fan-girl's hearts.
I was touched by how you trained young Gohan
and your noble sacrifice to that child
when that particular eppy comes on
every girl's heart goes completely wild.
Piccolo, our tall handsome green stud man,
I, your fan girl, am your one truest fan.
~Fin~