The Red-haired boy stepped out of the room. He looked extremely pissed.
As he passed several people walking toward the north direction of the
building. It was Dec. 22nd.
The boy walked outside toward a brown cabin, took out a key and opened the door. It was a nice cabin. Waterbeds, Jacuzzis, Marble floor. It was kinda fancy. The boy jumped on his bed. Up and down as the bed made squishing noises. He fell off and hit the floor with a slap.
There was a knock on the door. The boy got up.
"What the crap were you doing Roy?!?!?!" The voice was angry.
The boy rushed to the door and openend it to see another boy with blue hair and a swrod looking at him with curved eyes.
" You freaking did it man, you actually did it!"
"What the hell are you talking about Marth?"
"What do you mean? What the hell do you think I'm talking about?! You freakin knew I liked her!"
"Who?"
"Malon, you jackass! When Master Hand and Crazy hand announced to us for the 3rd time that the competition would be postponed, I saw you kissing her!"
"So?" Roy was getting mad. "She's my girlfriend."
"Dammit, you knew I liked her. You freakin took her from me."
"Go away, you're just mad cause I boned more hotharries than you."
"You never boned anybody! Listen I liked her from the minute I saw her. You know that. I had her first."
"That was after We became a couple." Roy stated.
"Bull****!! When will you realize that you are lying to yourself? I had her. You stole her. It's a difference you know! Even Link knew her before you!" Marth started to scream at Roy.
" What the hell does Link have to do with this?" Roy asked.
"More than you think you know." Marth's voice softened. "Er.....okay, listen I'm sorry. It's just that she's so beautiful."
"I know." Roy said. "She has a beautiful Personality."
"Hey, Roy. C'mon. Let's go to the Nintendo Cabin." Marth suggested.
Roy looked to the ground.
"What??" Marth asked.
"There's something I need to tell you though.....Something I just learned from the boss...."
"What?" Marth was growing impatient.
"The boss is sending us.....wait...." Roy rushes out the cabin and into a big red cabin. Roy then signals for Marth to follow. "I've decided to tell you all"
Roy and Marth walked in to see everyone surrounding a pool table.
"HEY!! I SAID HEY!!!!!!!!" Roy screamed over the pool table.
Everyone looked at him and Roy found himself speaking loud.
"I have an announcement to make, earlier I went to the boss' office and he said something that even I couldn't Fantasm."
"What could that be?" Dr. Mario sarcastically asked.
"The boss is sending us back to Public school." Roy announced.
Somebody outside heard an explosion.
The cabin was filled with rage and uproars.
"WHY????!?!" Link was definatly pissed off.
"Ain't that a *****!?!?!?" Said Samus.
"I know what it is, Bull****!!!" Link was obviously mad.
"Listen, come on. It's not that bad." Roy's attempts to calm down his friends failed.
"It's not that bad? It's NOT that bad? Then I hope you have a good time in Public School." Young Link spoke loudly.
"I think it would be great to go to school."
"Me too."
Zelda and Peach were thinking positive thoughts unlike everyone else.
" How many thimes do I have to say it? Who cares? I don't!" Pichu was over the edge. Nobody knew how to calm down Pichu except a nice sniff of Homemade pot. Sometimes that made him zip across a 2 mile field in seconds.
The boss walked into the cabin. In seconds, the smashers surrounded him in an angry mob and screamed questins at him.
"HAVE YOU PEOPLE LOST YOUR DAMNED MINDS?!?!?!" The boss asked.
After an hour of talking, the smashers went to bed for the next day when an event would be organized.
The next day, Link woke to see Zelda staring over him.
"Jesus Zelda! How the hell did you get in here?!?!"
"Your little brother let me in."
"I'm gonna kick his nuts!" Link jumped out of bed and looked around for Young Link.
"He went to his girlfriends's cabin."
"Girlfriend??? Young Link???"
"You know w...what I mean!" Zelda's expression changed from happy to confused.
"No." Link moved closer to her. "I don't know what you mean."
"Link listen. Young Link has a girlfriend. So what though. He doesn't want everyone to know though. Especially her brother." At that moment Zelda covered her mouth and realized she gave the person away.
"Young Link's girlfriend is Nana!?!?!? You're ******** me!!" Link seemed amused at this concept.
"Please don't tell anyone!!" Zelda trembled abit.
There was a knock on the door and Link answered it. It was Roy.
"WAZZUP LINK!!" Roy pushed Link into the snow.
Link being in his pajamas felt extremely cold.
"Moron!" Link rushed into the cabin.
"So, any new news." Roy asked. He spotted Zelda coming toward them. " Hey Zelda!"
"Hi Roy. How are you?"
"Vedy, Vedy good. Roy smiled. "So Link. Anything knew except your corny pajamas?"
Link looked in Zelda's direction and spoke. " Young Link has a girlfriend!"
Zelda opened her mouth in horror. "Why did you tell him?"
"Man you guys are mentally slow!" Roy sat in a chair by the Fireplace. "I already knew."
"Liar." Link said.
"Then who's his girlfriend?" Zelda asked.
"Nana."
Link and Zelda exchanged uneasy looks.
"How did you find out?!!?" Zelda asked.
" Can't really tell you that cause that would re-uncover some forbidden information that we call Secret # 612."
" I bet Young Link told you.. You don't know any forbidden info." Link tyurned his back on Roy.
"Fine. I warned you. You know the day after the Truth Or Dare Mistake?"
Zelda winced. The memory brought a pain to her. The night the exposed their secrets to half the boys in Melee. Most of them were lies. Thne again, that didn't matyter.
" The next morning after you found out I found Popo and Yoshi sitting at a table in the Common Room. Er.....Popo heard everything you girls told each other. Before, during and after the accident. He told me who slept with his sister...and....I hope you can figure out the rest."
Link's jaw dropped. Zelda put her head down on the table.
"He.....he....w-what??!?!? I-I-I don't belive...." Link went into the bathroom, came out minutes later and ran out his cabin to find Young Link.
"Oh boy. Come on, we have to stop him!" Zelda pulled Roy out of Link's cabin.
Outside Link saw Young Link palying with ness. They were playing Bomb Baseball. YL lit a bob and prepared to pitch when Link grabbed him and pushed him down having the bomb explode in his face.
"Hey brother, jeez, sorry about letting Zelda inside." YL tried to get up but Link pushed him back down.
A yell was heard in a distance and Popo came rushing down the field like a madman.
"THERE YOU ARE YOU MOTHER ******!!!! I'M GOING TO KICK YOU MOTHER ******* *** *******!!!!!!!"
Ness held Popo back Mentally and Physically. Link looked at Popo, then Ness, then Young Link who looked rerady to sprint away like the cell phone.
" LISTEN YOU **** ******* ****** **** ******* ****** YOU BETTER NOT COME BACK YOU HEAR!!!
The cabin doors opened and the melee roster erupted at such Profanity so early in the morning.
The boss came out and slience spread across the mob.
"I ALREADY ******* WARNED YOU POPO!! YOU'RE SUSPENDED FOR A MONTH!!!!!"
"How about you ******* bite me!!!" Popop had gone to the limits with the msahers but never with the boss.
"MAKE THAT 2 MONTHS!!!"
"WHAT THE HOLY **** AM I SUPOSSED TO DO?!?!?!!?!" Points to Young Link. " THAT ******* SLEPT WITH MY ******* SISTER!!!!"
Gasps from the poeple who didn't know.
" Is this true?" The boss seemed to be gritting his teeth.
Young Link shuddered and nodded.
"Both of you. Suspension for 2 months. And be happy it isn't longer. Also be happy that I'm not taking you out the tornament." The boss walked back into his cabin and went to sleep.
Popo looked zat Young LInk with anger anmd left the scene.
"And you still haven't recieve my punishment!" Link wasn't letting Young Link off that easily.
"Oh boy." Roy sighed.
"You got that right." Zelda looked around for someone.
"Who are you looking for?" Roy asked.
"Samus."
"Oh."
"Why do you ask?"
"Nothing. Nothing." Roy was deep in thought. (Man, if they ever find out tht I suggested this school thing everyone will hate me, even Zelda...... wait a minute. It can't be! Do I really have feelings for Zelda?"
The boy walked outside toward a brown cabin, took out a key and opened the door. It was a nice cabin. Waterbeds, Jacuzzis, Marble floor. It was kinda fancy. The boy jumped on his bed. Up and down as the bed made squishing noises. He fell off and hit the floor with a slap.
There was a knock on the door. The boy got up.
"What the crap were you doing Roy?!?!?!" The voice was angry.
The boy rushed to the door and openend it to see another boy with blue hair and a swrod looking at him with curved eyes.
" You freaking did it man, you actually did it!"
"What the hell are you talking about Marth?"
"What do you mean? What the hell do you think I'm talking about?! You freakin knew I liked her!"
"Who?"
"Malon, you jackass! When Master Hand and Crazy hand announced to us for the 3rd time that the competition would be postponed, I saw you kissing her!"
"So?" Roy was getting mad. "She's my girlfriend."
"Dammit, you knew I liked her. You freakin took her from me."
"Go away, you're just mad cause I boned more hotharries than you."
"You never boned anybody! Listen I liked her from the minute I saw her. You know that. I had her first."
"That was after We became a couple." Roy stated.
"Bull****!! When will you realize that you are lying to yourself? I had her. You stole her. It's a difference you know! Even Link knew her before you!" Marth started to scream at Roy.
" What the hell does Link have to do with this?" Roy asked.
"More than you think you know." Marth's voice softened. "Er.....okay, listen I'm sorry. It's just that she's so beautiful."
"I know." Roy said. "She has a beautiful Personality."
"Hey, Roy. C'mon. Let's go to the Nintendo Cabin." Marth suggested.
Roy looked to the ground.
"What??" Marth asked.
"There's something I need to tell you though.....Something I just learned from the boss...."
"What?" Marth was growing impatient.
"The boss is sending us.....wait...." Roy rushes out the cabin and into a big red cabin. Roy then signals for Marth to follow. "I've decided to tell you all"
Roy and Marth walked in to see everyone surrounding a pool table.
"HEY!! I SAID HEY!!!!!!!!" Roy screamed over the pool table.
Everyone looked at him and Roy found himself speaking loud.
"I have an announcement to make, earlier I went to the boss' office and he said something that even I couldn't Fantasm."
"What could that be?" Dr. Mario sarcastically asked.
"The boss is sending us back to Public school." Roy announced.
Somebody outside heard an explosion.
The cabin was filled with rage and uproars.
"WHY????!?!" Link was definatly pissed off.
"Ain't that a *****!?!?!?" Said Samus.
"I know what it is, Bull****!!!" Link was obviously mad.
"Listen, come on. It's not that bad." Roy's attempts to calm down his friends failed.
"It's not that bad? It's NOT that bad? Then I hope you have a good time in Public School." Young Link spoke loudly.
"I think it would be great to go to school."
"Me too."
Zelda and Peach were thinking positive thoughts unlike everyone else.
" How many thimes do I have to say it? Who cares? I don't!" Pichu was over the edge. Nobody knew how to calm down Pichu except a nice sniff of Homemade pot. Sometimes that made him zip across a 2 mile field in seconds.
The boss walked into the cabin. In seconds, the smashers surrounded him in an angry mob and screamed questins at him.
"HAVE YOU PEOPLE LOST YOUR DAMNED MINDS?!?!?!" The boss asked.
After an hour of talking, the smashers went to bed for the next day when an event would be organized.
The next day, Link woke to see Zelda staring over him.
"Jesus Zelda! How the hell did you get in here?!?!"
"Your little brother let me in."
"I'm gonna kick his nuts!" Link jumped out of bed and looked around for Young Link.
"He went to his girlfriends's cabin."
"Girlfriend??? Young Link???"
"You know w...what I mean!" Zelda's expression changed from happy to confused.
"No." Link moved closer to her. "I don't know what you mean."
"Link listen. Young Link has a girlfriend. So what though. He doesn't want everyone to know though. Especially her brother." At that moment Zelda covered her mouth and realized she gave the person away.
"Young Link's girlfriend is Nana!?!?!? You're ******** me!!" Link seemed amused at this concept.
"Please don't tell anyone!!" Zelda trembled abit.
There was a knock on the door and Link answered it. It was Roy.
"WAZZUP LINK!!" Roy pushed Link into the snow.
Link being in his pajamas felt extremely cold.
"Moron!" Link rushed into the cabin.
"So, any new news." Roy asked. He spotted Zelda coming toward them. " Hey Zelda!"
"Hi Roy. How are you?"
"Vedy, Vedy good. Roy smiled. "So Link. Anything knew except your corny pajamas?"
Link looked in Zelda's direction and spoke. " Young Link has a girlfriend!"
Zelda opened her mouth in horror. "Why did you tell him?"
"Man you guys are mentally slow!" Roy sat in a chair by the Fireplace. "I already knew."
"Liar." Link said.
"Then who's his girlfriend?" Zelda asked.
"Nana."
Link and Zelda exchanged uneasy looks.
"How did you find out?!!?" Zelda asked.
" Can't really tell you that cause that would re-uncover some forbidden information that we call Secret # 612."
" I bet Young Link told you.. You don't know any forbidden info." Link tyurned his back on Roy.
"Fine. I warned you. You know the day after the Truth Or Dare Mistake?"
Zelda winced. The memory brought a pain to her. The night the exposed their secrets to half the boys in Melee. Most of them were lies. Thne again, that didn't matyter.
" The next morning after you found out I found Popo and Yoshi sitting at a table in the Common Room. Er.....Popo heard everything you girls told each other. Before, during and after the accident. He told me who slept with his sister...and....I hope you can figure out the rest."
Link's jaw dropped. Zelda put her head down on the table.
"He.....he....w-what??!?!? I-I-I don't belive...." Link went into the bathroom, came out minutes later and ran out his cabin to find Young Link.
"Oh boy. Come on, we have to stop him!" Zelda pulled Roy out of Link's cabin.
Outside Link saw Young Link palying with ness. They were playing Bomb Baseball. YL lit a bob and prepared to pitch when Link grabbed him and pushed him down having the bomb explode in his face.
"Hey brother, jeez, sorry about letting Zelda inside." YL tried to get up but Link pushed him back down.
A yell was heard in a distance and Popo came rushing down the field like a madman.
"THERE YOU ARE YOU MOTHER ******!!!! I'M GOING TO KICK YOU MOTHER ******* *** *******!!!!!!!"
Ness held Popo back Mentally and Physically. Link looked at Popo, then Ness, then Young Link who looked rerady to sprint away like the cell phone.
" LISTEN YOU **** ******* ****** **** ******* ****** YOU BETTER NOT COME BACK YOU HEAR!!!
The cabin doors opened and the melee roster erupted at such Profanity so early in the morning.
The boss came out and slience spread across the mob.
"I ALREADY ******* WARNED YOU POPO!! YOU'RE SUSPENDED FOR A MONTH!!!!!"
"How about you ******* bite me!!!" Popop had gone to the limits with the msahers but never with the boss.
"MAKE THAT 2 MONTHS!!!"
"WHAT THE HOLY **** AM I SUPOSSED TO DO?!?!?!!?!" Points to Young Link. " THAT ******* SLEPT WITH MY ******* SISTER!!!!"
Gasps from the poeple who didn't know.
" Is this true?" The boss seemed to be gritting his teeth.
Young Link shuddered and nodded.
"Both of you. Suspension for 2 months. And be happy it isn't longer. Also be happy that I'm not taking you out the tornament." The boss walked back into his cabin and went to sleep.
Popo looked zat Young LInk with anger anmd left the scene.
"And you still haven't recieve my punishment!" Link wasn't letting Young Link off that easily.
"Oh boy." Roy sighed.
"You got that right." Zelda looked around for someone.
"Who are you looking for?" Roy asked.
"Samus."
"Oh."
"Why do you ask?"
"Nothing. Nothing." Roy was deep in thought. (Man, if they ever find out tht I suggested this school thing everyone will hate me, even Zelda...... wait a minute. It can't be! Do I really have feelings for Zelda?"